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(Uproxx)   Looking for the perfect summer beer? This actual decent list may help   (uproxx.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Beer, crushable craft beer, Brewing, Beer release schedules, summer releases, lime juice, pale ale malts, plenty of light lagers  
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3 days ago  
This is a descent "summer ale".

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3 days ago  
Off Color - Beer for Tacos
Hard to describe the flavor, but the name fits it exactly.
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3 days ago  

RogermcAllen: Off Color - Beer for Tacos
Hard to describe the flavor, but the name fits it exactly.
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I have to admit I'm a superficial person and would buy it for the can design alone.
 
3 days ago  
Beer of the Gods for any season.  
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3 days ago  
Beaverton Blonde, Geist Bock, Red Hills Pils and Red Thistle from Golden Valley Brewery.  Hard to pick just one of them.
 
3 days ago  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: RogermcAllen: Off Color - Beer for Tacos
Hard to describe the flavor, but the name fits it exactly.
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I have to admit I'm a superficial person and would buy it for the can design alone.


Hopefully you do/don't live in the Chicagoland area.  All of the Off Color beer labels are awesome and play off of a mouse theme.  The can labels are printed on a metallic sticker that peels off easily in one go for easy mounting/saving.
 
3 days ago  
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was surprisingly good. But I also really like Cuban libres with a lot of lime.
 
3 days ago  
Ugh, I had to give up beer. I have an allergic reaction to it now. I break out in sweats and get a funky tingling in my jaw. I can't even drink light beers. Not sure what causes it, but I think it's the hops.

Hard booze and hard seltzers are OK though.
 
3 days ago  

Whatthefark: Ugh, I had to give up beer. I have an allergic reaction to it now. I break out in sweats and get a funky tingling in my jaw. I can't even drink light beers. Not sure what causes it, but I think it's the hops.

Hard booze and hard seltzers are OK though.


Fever Tree - Ginger Beer
Great alone, but it doesn't actually have alcohol.  Just add some gin and citrus or something.
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3 days ago  
This stuff.

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But at 8% abv, it's not a beer you're going to be pounding during the daytime.  Well... unless you're a professional daydrunk.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Did somebody bet this author to see how many times he could say "crush" in one article?

/Could crush a beer about meow
 
3 days ago  

Professor Science: Did somebody bet this author to see how many times he could say "crush" in one article?

/Could crush a beer about meow


"Say crushable one more time, motherf*cker!!!"
 
3 days ago  
"Huh, could be fun to look up new ideas."

First line - crushable craft beers.

Sorry, if you describe a beer as "crushable", I'm putting the ass in assume and assuming you're the aging fratbro type that buys his first beer solely on alcohol content then switches to whatever that night's 2-for-1 special is.
 
3 days ago  
I need about two ratings.

1. This is a good beer to have two of & not get drunk.

2. This is a good beer to get drunk off of.
 
3 days ago  
I haven't tried a new beer in ages, there's too many to keep up. I'd have to quit working and become a professional drinker.
 
3 days ago  

freakdiablo: "Huh, could be fun to look up new ideas."

First line - crushable craft beers.

Sorry, if you describe a beer as "crushable", I'm putting the ass in assume and assuming you're the aging fratbro type that buys his first beer solely on alcohol content then switches to whatever that night's 2-for-1 special is.


And if you use the term"sessionable" to describe your beer, you are pretentious.
 
3 days ago  

ChrisDe: I haven't tried a new beer in ages, there's too many to keep up. I'd have to quit working and become a professional drinker.


Go for it Hard work pays of in the long run Procrastination pays off now!
 
3 days ago  
Shiner strawberry blonde is a summer favorite in our house. I have a hard time drinking most beers (get full/bloated feeling about half way through one!), but I don't usually have any issues with this one and the strawberry complements the beer well.
 
3 days ago  
Oberon is correct.

Bell's also makes a good fruit sour called Flamingo Fruit Fight. And lots of other good beers.

But mostly, Oberon.
 
3 days ago  
It's getting near impossible to find a good craft beer that doesn't have fruit of coffee flavors added to it.
 
3 days ago  

Dafatone: Oberon is correct.

Bell's also makes a good fruit sour called Flamingo Fruit Fight. And lots of other good beers.

But mostly, Oberon.

Okay, I'm compelled to try Oberon
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3 days ago  

Axeofjudgement: [Fark user image image 425x703] was surprisingly good. But I also really like Cuban libres with a lot of lime.


Their Crushworthy is the official beer of the summer at my house.
 
3 days ago  

phedex: I need about two ratings.

1. This is a good beer to have two of & not get drunk.

2. This is a good beer to get drunk off of.



Agreed. \m/

Saw some Iron Maiden Trooper beer the other day. Thought that was pretty cool. Last one I saw was five or six years ago at a 7/11 of all places.
 
3 days ago  

freakdiablo: "Huh, could be fun to look up new ideas."

First line - crushable craft beers.

Sorry, if you describe a beer as "crushable", I'm putting the ass in assume and assuming you're the aging fratbro type that buys his first beer solely on alcohol content then switches to whatever that night's 2-for-1 special is.


No I don.... YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!

/never went greek.
 
3 days ago  
I recently tried these three and loved 'me:

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3 days ago  
*loved 'em, and those last two are too heavy to have many of - so not 'crushable', but still good.
 
3 days ago  

fasahd: Dafatone: Oberon is correct.

Bell's also makes a good fruit sour called Flamingo Fruit Fight. And lots of other good beers.

But mostly, Oberon.
Okay, I'm compelled to try Oberon
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Robert Fripp's people will be sending you a cease and desist for that post in 3...2...1...
 
3 days ago  

freakdiablo: the aging fratbro type that buys his first beer solely on alcohol content then switches to whatever that night's 2-for-1 special is.


Wait, you have to be a fratbro to do that???
  
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