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(Onion AV Club)   Who better than Samuel L. m-f'in Johnson to give Samuel L. m-f'in Johnson's top five m-f'in movies?   (avclub.com) divider line
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2021-06-10 10:59:39 AM  
Who is Samuel L. Johnson?
 
2021-06-10 11:12:05 AM  
Samuel Johnson reading subby's headline:

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/no really that's actually samuel johnson
 
2021-06-10 11:12:38 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: Who is Samuel L. Johnson?


Gabby Johnson's brother.

Family reunions are...tense.
 
2021-06-10 11:16:45 AM  
Way to go subs...

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2021-06-10 11:34:41 AM  
+4

Headline of the Year Awardee right here..
 
2021-06-10 11:42:37 AM  
This headline made me laugh more than the correct one ever could have, so I'm bringing the vote count back to zero.
 
2021-06-10 11:42:52 AM  
Did somebody confuse him with Lawrence Fishburne again?
 
2021-06-10 11:54:11 AM  

dv-ous: Did somebody confuse him with Lawrence Fishburne again?


Black Actor Confusion - Reporter confuses Samuel L Jackson with Laurence Fishburne live on air
Youtube XR2S4G3szV0
 
2021-06-10 1:55:17 PM  

scottydoesntknow: This headline made me laugh more than the correct one ever could have, so I'm bringing the vote count back to zero.


it got greened. wow.
this could be all sorts of mf-in' fun.
 
2021-06-10 2:29:46 PM  
Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Youtube FArZxLj6DLk

Submitted by the mother flippin Rhymenoceros.
 
2021-06-10 2:31:04 PM  
Blackadder Johnson's Dictionary
Youtube PuDquo76490


Enough of your contrafibulatiions, subby.
 
2021-06-10 2:32:21 PM  
What the flip are you looking at?
Youtube TwJheWwW7rw

You think this is a mother flipping joke?
 
2021-06-10 2:34:16 PM  

farkingismybusiness: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/TwJheWwW​7rw]
You think this is a mother flipping joke?


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2021-06-10 2:48:05 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Who is Samuel L. Johnson?


He played Morpheus in the Matrix movies.
 
2021-06-10 2:50:17 PM  

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Enough of your contrafibulatiions, subby.


The Harry Potter movies would have been significantly improved if Hagrid's catchphrase was changed from "I should not have said that" to "what in the name of Bonaparte's BALLS!!!"
 
2021-06-10 2:51:58 PM  
Olsen Johnson is right about Samuel Johnson being right about Samuel Johnson's best movies.
 
2021-06-10 2:52:14 PM  

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Enough of your contrafibulatiions, subby.

The Harry Potter movies would have been significantly improved if Hagrid's catchphrase was changed from "I should not have said that" to "what in the name of Bonaparte's BALLS!!!"


Ah, shiat. Wrong episode, wrong actor.

Stephen Frye as the Duke of Wellington was the one who said the phrase.

Was Stephen Frye in any of the Harry Potter movies?
 
2021-06-10 2:57:16 PM  
"Phrfqthlas!" ‐

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2021-06-10 2:59:47 PM  

dv-ous: Did somebody confuse him with Lawrence Fishburne again?


Knowing that happened, I'd have to just for fun.

"So Larry..."

"Do I look like a motherfarking Larry to you?"

"Oh, I'm so embarrassed, Mr. Washington, I apologize."
 
2021-06-10 3:08:50 PM  

Unsung_Hero: dv-ous: Did somebody confuse him with Lawrence Fishburne again?

Knowing that happened, I'd have to just for fun.

"So Larry..."

"Do I look like a motherfarking Larry to you?"

"Oh, I'm so embarrassed, Mr. Washington, I apologize."


"Any regrets over playing Hoke in Driving Miss Daisy?"
 
2021-06-10 3:19:58 PM  

BlackCloudofDespair: "Phrfqthlas!" ‐

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Now who can argue with that?
 
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2021-06-10 3:33:29 PM  
Samuel L. Johnson?

Who the fuck is this asshole?
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2021-06-10 3:39:41 PM  
So, uh, just to comment on the article, I'm surprised he didn't include Pulp Fiction which pretty much made him a star.
 
2021-06-10 3:47:09 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: I'm surprised he didn't include Pulp Fiction which pretty much made him a star.


I get the feeling that for him that movie was "just a job".
 
2021-06-10 4:01:40 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: Harry Wagstaff: Who is Samuel L. Johnson?

Gabby Johnson's brother.

Family reunions are...tense.


Martin Johnson is right!
 
2021-06-10 4:04:32 PM  

dv-ous: Did somebody confuse him with Lawrence Fishburne again?


He's in a transitional period right now
 
2021-06-10 4:07:23 PM  

elvisaintdead: scottydoesntknow: This headline made me laugh more than the correct one ever could have, so I'm bringing the vote count back to zero.

it got greened. wow.
this could be all sorts of mf-in' fun.


a 'mistake' that idiotic is a guaranteed green because if the extra clicks from pedants.  submit something about Lanna Delmar or Joel Bieden and watch what happens.
 
2021-06-10 4:09:47 PM  
What about Samuel L's Johnson?
 
2021-06-10 5:45:27 PM  
Minus a "...kiss goodnight" which I haven't seen (although I should, it's peak Geena Davis) those are the movies I think of when someone asks me that question.

Especially Red Violin.
 
2021-06-10 5:45:49 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: So, uh, just to comment on the article, I'm surprised he didn't include Pulp Fiction which pretty much made him a star.


He went with Jackie Brown, instead.  I get it.  Basically the same character, but more of a starring role in Jackie Brown.  I'd pick Jules, hands down, but I get him picking Jackie Brown.
 
2021-06-10 6:51:07 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Who is Samuel L. Johnson?


Big Johnson's mascot?

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2021-06-10 6:53:24 PM  
My Top 5 Samuel L Jackson movies would include about 15 titles...
 
2021-06-10 7:27:46 PM  

mrparks: Minus a "...kiss goodnight" which I haven't seen (although I should, it's peak Geena Davis) those are the movies I think of when someone asks me that question.

Especially Red Violin.


Well worth a watch.  Several classic exchanges between the two of them:

"#Putting the keys in my left pocket.  Gun in the right-hand side.#"
"It makes a bulge, people can see."
"Ya want me to stick it in my pants and shoot my damn dick off?"
"Now you're a sharpshooter...?"

"Read it in this Harold Robbins book.  Guy bites her on the ear.  Distracts from the pain.  Ever try that?"
"No, no, I sock 'em in the jaw and yell, 'Pop goes the weasel.'"
 
2021-06-10 7:35:11 PM  

Lochaber_Axe: So, uh, just to comment on the article, I'm surprised he didn't include Pulp Fiction which pretty much made him a star.


My favorite Samuel L. Jackson project from last year:

New Capital One Christmas Commercial featuring John Travolta as Santa Claus and Samuel Jackson
Youtube 8D9b4vJkZT4
 
2021-06-10 8:57:05 PM  
'Jackie Brown' and '187' were both top notch.  Same with 'A Time to Kill' that's classic.
 
2021-06-10 10:39:57 PM  
subby! ohhhhh, subby.

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I recorded myself reading this headline. This is what I captured.
 
2021-06-10 10:53:46 PM  
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2021-06-10 11:05:47 PM  
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This make the list?
 
2021-06-11 12:37:16 AM  

Lochaber_Axe: So, uh, just to comment on the article, I'm surprised he didn't include Pulp Fiction which pretty much made him a star.


shiat, he shoulda went with Snakes on a Plane!!

🐍/✈
 
2021-06-11 12:55:32 AM  
The headline must be a dick joke, that's the only explanation.
 
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