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(Portsmouth News)   Locals in Portsmouth, England terrified after frozen pooberg falls from the sky out of nowhere, think plane might have dropped a deuce   (portsmouth.co.uk) divider line
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5 days ago  
Dave Matthews started his European tour already?
 
5 days ago  
Joe Dirt goes to England.
 
5 days ago  
Geez, it wasn't that long ago that most Brits were poppin' squats in middle of the streets.
You'd think they'd be all "good ol' days" reminiscent & stuff.
 
5 days ago  
FTFA: Waterloo

I mean, if there were a more appropriately-named place for this to happen in...
 
5 days ago  

Psychopusher: FTFA: Waterloo

I mean, if there were a more appropriately-named place for this to happen in...


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I tried to hold poop back but poop was stronger. Couldn't escape if I wanted to!
 
5 days ago  
Fake but related:
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5 days ago  
Wouldn't that be a poo-sicle?
 
5 days ago  
Points for "pooberg".  I really enjoyed the use of that phrase.
 
5 days ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Wouldn't that be a poo-sicle?


Nope. It was an icy BM.
 
5 days ago  
Smell ya later, poopsicle.
 
5 days ago  
That's a space peanut

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5 days ago  

thealgorerhythm: Psychopusher: FTFA: Waterloo

I mean, if there were a more appropriately-named place for this to happen in...

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I tried to hold poop back but poop was stronger. Couldn't escape if I wanted to!


Let me warn you, never get between Mormons and ABBA. Or ABBA imitations. Speaking from experience.
 
5 days ago  
In the middle of the night?
 
5 days ago  
On it:
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5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: On it:
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Best Mutual of Omaha evar.
 
5 days ago  

blinkybluegnome: Dr Jack Badofsky: Wouldn't that be a poo-sicle?

Nope. It was an icy BM.


I ... I salute you, good sir and/or madam. As my dear, departed gran would say, if you are going to do something, motherf**king kill it.
 
5 days ago  
Old Hampshire > New Hampshire (?)
 
5 days ago  
The splat pattern looks like the ice fell straight down, not at an angle like it would if it fell from an airplane.  I'm skeptical.
 
5 days ago  
OK. It's probably just funny to me........
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5 days ago  

DRTFA: The splat pattern looks like the ice fell straight down, not at an angle like it would if it fell from an airplane.  I'm skeptical.


Are you assuming the crapcicle had booster rockets to maintain its forward momentum as it fell?

/Methane-powered, obviously
 
5 days ago  
Lady, why are you holding it?
 
5 days ago  

Kris_Romm: Points for "pooberg".  I really enjoyed the use of that phrase.


There was a comedian years ago joking about a strange giant chunk of blue ice that mysteriously crashed into a  home in western PA

Considering the location... he concluded that the house was struck by a "piss-burg"

/cant recall who that was - it was years ago
 
5 days ago  
It was probably from Johnson's plane when he took a jet from London to Cornwall...
 
5 days ago  

McGrits: In the middle of the night?


Blinded by the flight?
 
5 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: blinkybluegnome: Dr Jack Badofsky: Wouldn't that be a poo-sicle?

Nope. It was an icy BM.

I ... I salute you, good sir and/or madam. As my dear, departed gran would say, if you are going to do something, motherf**king kill it.


Thanks, but I can't really take credit for it. I read it years back, somewhere. Maybe an old Spider Robinson book? It sounds like his style of pun. Anyway, thanks.
 
5 days ago  
"According to the Civil Aviation Authority, all lavatory waste is held within aircrafts and collected after landing by special vehicles during the preparation for the next flight."

Yeah the authorities keep saying that, but people keep getting hit with ice bombs through their roof. Who knows how many additional big-ass ice blocks are falling in the forest, unreported. So someone is not being entirely forthcoming about airplane plumbing.
 
5 days ago  
Poobergs float in the ocean.

This was a pooteor.
 
5 days ago  
Oh bother
 
5 days ago  

blinkybluegnome: Dr Jack Badofsky: Wouldn't that be a poo-sicle?

Nope. It was an icy BM.


Well played.
 
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