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(The Hill)   Colorado reports first litter of gray wolf pups in 80 years. No word if they'll be put on t-shirt with full moon   (thehill.com) divider line
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2021-06-10 12:55:07 PM  
12 votes:
A shame we can't shoot the cattle (or the ranchers) instead.  Wolves are more valuable.
 
2021-06-10 12:52:48 PM  
9 votes:
Shot by ranchers in 3... 2... 1...
 
2021-06-10 12:52:50 PM  
6 votes:
Tomorrow's headline: "Welp, they've all been shot. Nice while it lasted."
 
2021-06-10 1:32:17 PM  
5 votes:

BigNumber12: Them, and the people moving into new neighborhood after new neighborhood carved out of mountain wilderness, who feel that the house price they paid means that their surroundings should just as safe as Highlands Ranch.


I know both groups. The ranchers are welfare queen liars.
 
2021-06-10 1:26:23 PM  
5 votes:

iheartscotch: NM Volunteer: iheartscotch: I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.

They can't lose something they never had.

To hear them talk....you'd think that the 4ish wolves that we are talking about were actually an army of thousands of Panzerhunds straight from Castle Wolfenstien. It would probably be fair to describe them as mindless


And they're going to lose more cattle from disease, rustlers, and price fluctuation-induced culling than from natural predators.
 
2021-06-10 1:14:09 PM  
5 votes:

NM Volunteer: iheartscotch: I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.

They can't lose something they never had.


To hear them talk....you'd think that the 4ish wolves that we are talking about were actually an army of thousands of Panzerhunds straight from Castle Wolfenstien. It would probably be fair to describe them as mindless
 
2021-06-10 1:23:58 PM  
4 votes:

BigNumber12: iheartscotch: I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.

Them, and the people moving into new neighborhood after new neighborhood carved out of mountain wilderness, who feel that the house price they paid means that their surroundings should just as safe as Highlands Ranch.


If they wanted safe...they probably should have stayed whenever they were previously and not encroached on prime mountain lion, wolf or bear habitat.

Besides, it's never 4 legged wolves that take children. It's wolves of the 2 legged verity that take children.
 
2021-06-10 1:00:43 PM  
4 votes:
Shot by 'Muricans who masturbate to the idea of suffering and dying animals in 3... 2... 1...
 
2021-06-10 4:13:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-06-10 2:10:57 PM  
2 votes:

Myk-House of El: sdkOyOte: Are they auctioning off who gets to shoot them in their den yet?
Or is that more of a montana/Alaska thing?

Wyoming too.  Not Colorado so far.  But part of the first pack that we had in Colorado was shot after moving back over the Wyoming line.  I assure you there are people ready and waiting for those wolves to cross the border.


I was a sponsor of a couple packs. Sickened me when I head some had been opened to hunting.
The messed up part, other than the sickness that drives a holes to kill for fun, is that the return of the grey wolves to Yosemite had a profound and measurable affect to restoring the grasslands, animals populations, and just overall balance to the ecosystem they were removed from. Even the rivers were affected...

Even when the obvious benefits, including benefits that helped farmers/ranchers, these folks who can't get hard unless they can shoot something sickens me to no end.

Sawtooth Pack was one of my packs.
 
2021-06-10 1:45:03 PM  
2 votes:

maxandgrinch: Wolf version coming soon

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Maybe fake, maybe not, but here is one of many sources for the same 'story' aka internet art


That's shooped.  There's no shadow under the coyote.

/and the pixels etc blah blah blah.
 
2021-06-10 1:41:59 PM  
2 votes:

skers69: NM Volunteer: A shame we can't shoot the cattle (or the ranchers) instead.  Wolves are more valuable.

Please find the tallest bridge in your area....climb to the top....and jump.

Thanks


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2021-06-10 1:38:22 PM  
2 votes:

NM Volunteer: iheartscotch: NM Volunteer: iheartscotch: I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.

They can't lose something they never had.

To hear them talk....you'd think that the 4ish wolves that we are talking about were actually an army of thousands of Panzerhunds straight from Castle Wolfenstien. It would probably be fair to describe them as mindless

And they're going to lose more cattle from disease, rustlers, and price fluctuation-induced culling than from natural predators.


Now with data:

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...and the USDA is the agency that has been accused of wildly inflating / extrapolating their numbers, vs. agencies like the FWS.

/ seeing a fox take down a cow would be surreal
 
2021-06-10 1:34:54 PM  
2 votes:
And im sure some asshole wants to shoot them..
 
2021-06-10 1:16:24 PM  
2 votes:

skers69: NM Volunteer: A shame we can't shoot the cattle (or the ranchers) instead.  Wolves are more valuable.

Please find the tallest bridge in your area....climb to the top....and jump.

Thanks


Why do you hate wolves?
 
2021-06-10 1:05:17 PM  
2 votes:
Are they auctioning off who gets to shoot them in their den yet?
Or is that more of a montana/Alaska thing?
 
2021-06-10 1:04:20 PM  
2 votes:

iheartscotch: I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.


They can't lose something they never had.
 
2021-06-10 1:01:54 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.
 
2021-06-10 4:31:07 PM  
1 vote:
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Why yes, I own this.
 
2021-06-10 1:43:52 PM  
1 vote:

Churchy LaFemme: [Fark user image 640x555]


I'm pretty sure she does bark at the moon.
 
2021-06-10 1:21:21 PM  
1 vote:
I say give them a little responsibility in society and see how they assimilate. Get them a job down at the McDonalds in Pagosa Springs. Maybe if they have a little change in their pocket theyll be less interested in stalking and killing livestock and townsfolk.
 
2021-06-10 1:11:47 PM  
1 vote:

sdkOyOte: Are they auctioning off who gets to shoot them in their den yet?
Or is that more of a montana/Alaska thing?


Wyoming too.  Not Colorado so far.  But part of the first pack that we had in Colorado was shot after moving back over the Wyoming line.  I assure you there are people ready and waiting for those wolves to cross the border.
 
2021-06-10 1:10:14 PM  
1 vote:

iheartscotch: I'm sure that the local ranchers are losing their god-damned minds over the return of wolves.


Them, and the people moving into new neighborhood after new neighborhood carved out of mountain wilderness, who feel that the house price they paid means that their surroundings should just as safe as Highlands Ranch.
 
2021-06-10 12:59:29 PM  
1 vote:

NM Volunteer: A shame we can't shoot the cattle (or the ranchers) instead.  Wolves are more valuable.


What the hell are you talking about? Wolf meat sells pretty damn cheap. Have you priced a decent porter house steak recently?!
 
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