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(Some Guy)   Horny big girl arrives in Japan and she's looking for love   (today.rtl.lu) divider line
    More: Giggity, Rhinoceros, white rhino, Extinction, southern white rhino, months of delay, Japan, Leofoo Safari Park, Zoo  
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5 days ago  
FTFA: "she also has the more serious business of getting acquainted with her first suitor: 10-year-old Moran"

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Alright, which one of you Farkers is overseeing this project?
 
5 days ago  
She thicc
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
China planning raid to get more white rhino horn powder for Xinnie the Pooh's ailing pecker.
 
5 days ago  
I'm less interested in the story and more in how Subby found an article from Luxembourg.
 
5 days ago  
I hope there are lots and lots of happy endings and she shoots out little ones like seeds at some kind of southern state fair seed spitting contest.
 
5 days ago  
Remember to "Save the Chubby Unicorns"
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
mmmm....horny big girls....
 
5 days ago  
Where the white rhino wimmens at?
 
5 days ago  
Dude, she's five.
 
5 days ago  

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Tentacle goes where?
 
5 days ago  

Bondith: I'm less interested in the story and more in how Subby found an article from Luxembourg.


Subby lives in Europe, to wit, the Netherlands, part of the Benelux to which Luxemburg and Belgium also belong, but subby also reads sites in English from Finland to Turkey and most countries in between. He would also submit in French or Dutch but apparently that's frowned upon.

/subby
 
5 days ago  

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Squirtl sqrt!
 
5 days ago  
Rosie will always be relevant.  My wife already has all these kids, and she's tired and has a headache.

I mean, she perks right up when the pool Boy comes for a cleaning, but that's about it, these days.

That water must be amazing for all the time they spend out there.
 
5 days ago  
Ooh, a unicorn!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

groverpm: Bondith: I'm less interested in the story and more in how Subby found an article from Luxembourg.

Subby lives in Europe, to wit, the Netherlands, part of the Benelux to which Luxemburg and Belgium also belong, but subby also reads sites in English from Finland to Turkey and most countries in between. He would also submit in French or Dutch but apparently that's frowned upon.

/subby


They do try to keep the articles readable by the majority of the audience Fark has - understandably enough.  I'd not be against other language posts, I'd just be kinda bummed I couldn't read whatever it was.

/could probably puzzle through Spanish if it wasn't too complicated
//ancient Cali kid Spanglish for the... partial comprehension?
///been so long I've lost of a large portion of it
 
5 days ago  
Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back (Official Music Video)
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5 days ago  
I really didn't see this story coming from the headline. I thought it was going to be about Rebel Wilson going on vacation or something. I need a cup of tea now
Ozric Tentacles - White Rhino Tea
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5 days ago  
Save the chubby Unicorn!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Horns are made of nothing more than keratin, the same material as fingernails and hair. But scammers erroneously market horns as an aphrodisiac or cancer cure

"Scammers" don't "erroneously" sell the stuff. If it's just an error they wouldn't be "scammers".
 
5 days ago  
In traditional Chinese "medicine" rhino horns are typically prescribed to treat fever, not impotence. Not that it's any less stupid.
 
5 days ago  

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Your better believe I'm interested.
 
5 days ago  

groverpm: Subby lives in Europe, to wit, the Netherlands, part of the Benelux to which Luxemburg and Belgium also belong, but subby also reads sites in English from Finland to Turkey and most countries in between.


I really appreciate English-language news sites that are not so US/UK centric, so thank you.
 
5 days ago  
Shouldn't they be breeding all the big girls as often as possible?
 
5 days ago  

Arkanaut: Horns are made of nothing more than keratin, the same material as fingernails and hair. But scammers erroneously market horns as an aphrodisiac or cancer cure

"Scammers" don't "erroneously" sell the stuff. If it's just an error they wouldn't be "scammers".


Self service is better. I chew on my own fingernails instead.
 
5 days ago  

RedVentrue: Arkanaut: Horns are made of nothing more than keratin, the same material as fingernails and hair. But scammers erroneously market horns as an aphrodisiac or cancer cure

"Scammers" don't "erroneously" sell the stuff. If it's just an error they wouldn't be "scammers".

Self service is better. I chew on my own fingernails instead.


Better than poaching someone else for their fingernails.
 
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aungen: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: [Fark user image image 425x567]

Your better believe I'm interested.


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4 days ago  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: They do try to keep the articles readable by the majority of the audience Fark has - understandably enough.  I'd not be against other language posts, I'd just be kinda bummed I couldn't read whatever it was.


Although I do speak both languages I was being facetious about submitting posts in those languages.

Somacandra: I really appreciate English-language news sites that are not so US/UK centric, so thank you.


You're welcome.
 
4 days ago  

groverpm: Bondith: I'm less interested in the story and more in how Subby found an article from Luxembourg.

Subby lives in Europe, to wit, the Netherlands, part of the Benelux to which Luxemburg and Belgium also belong, but subby also reads sites in English from Finland to Turkey and most countries in between. He would also submit in French or Dutch but apparently that's frowned upon.

/subby


Fair enough.  My provincialism is showing.

/in my experience, the Dutch speak better English than the English
 
4 days ago  

groverpm: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: They do try to keep the articles readable by the majority of the audience Fark has - understandably enough.  I'd not be against other language posts, I'd just be kinda bummed I couldn't read whatever it was.

Although I do speak both languages I was being facetious about submitting posts in those languages.

Somacandra: I really appreciate English-language news sites that are not so US/UK centric, so thank you.

You're welcome.


Thing is, once I thought about it, I wonder if there might not be enough Farkers for major languages to make it make some sense as an auxiliary tab or something.  I started to answer that snarking back, and then went, "Hmm..."
 
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