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(Daily Mail)   You know how it is, you have a few drinks, and then you have a swastika tattooed on your scrotum   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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5 days ago  
As one does
 
5 days ago  
That took balls.
 
5 days ago  
You want a what...where!?!? Maybe I can get my old job at Target back.
 
5 days ago  
Article totally fine without pics.
 
5 days ago  
The 29-year-old drank two bottles of whiskey before his brother tattooed the banned symbol on his scrotum

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
He also said the tattoo was no longer visible.

Amazing what a pair of underpants can do.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I bet to the neo nazis this is a sign of him being the "chosen one".
 
5 days ago  
hitler approves
 
5 days ago  
Austria's National Socialism Prohibition Act of 1947 mandates prison sentences for those who try to revive or glorify organisations resembling the Nazi party.


I hope his lawyer made an argument about what constitutes "glory".
 
5 days ago  
I feel your pain, man

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5 days ago  
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Blitzkrieg Balls.
 
5 days ago  
Bros 4 Lyfe
 
5 days ago  
 
5 days ago  
I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass
 
5 days ago  
That's nuts!
 
5 days ago  
The daily fail loses no opportunity to glorify nazism with the big flag in the middle of the article.

Here it is, reduced to an appropriate size

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5 days ago  
What a swastika tattooed on your balls may look like...

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5 days ago  
Hmm... I had plans this Saturday night to drink two bottles of whiskey while my sober college friends watch the game on TV.  I think I will now only have one beer instead.
 
5 days ago  
What's crazier - having a swastika tattooed on your ballbag, or taking pictures of your Nazi scrote & showing the pics to your mates?
 
5 days ago  
"...willst du mir den kopf geben?"
 
5 days ago  
Just warming up for an appearance on Ow, My Balls.
 
5 days ago  

swankywanky: I feel your pain, man

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That show made me so afraid of prison I wouldn't even jaywalk
 
5 days ago  
You could get an arm and outstretched hand tattooed on your wiener, and then when you pop a boner it would look like a Seig, Heil!

/Follow me for more great life hacks
 
5 days ago  
Ow, meine Bälle!
 
5 days ago  
That may have been so stupid that the Daily Mail chose not to have photos.

I am not saying they did make an editorial choice. They probably had the matter taken out of their hands.

But if they did, now that would be proof of really extreme stupidity, ipso facto.

Because we know how much the DM loves photographs and "science" worthy of the lowest tabloids.
 
5 days ago  
Anyone who tattoos a swastika on someone without their permission should be punished by having swastikas carved into their body (no anesthesia allowed).

Anyone who chooses to have a swastika tattooed on their body should be punished by having their eyelids removed and then being forced to watch The Sound of Music on repeat over and over for the rest of their life.
 
5 days ago  
Some of the posters in this thread are known wits in good standing.

/ You could call them "Fark wits". You're free to run with that idea. It's not like I can copy right it.
 
5 days ago  

wage0048: Anyone who tattoos a swastika on someone without their permission should be punished by having swastikas carved into their body (no anesthesia allowed).

Anyone who chooses to have a swastika tattooed on their body should be punished by having their eyelids removed and then being forced to watch The Sound of Music on repeat over and over for the rest of their life.


Isn't that a little bit cruel? I am not expressing an opinion for or against, but it would set a poor Common Law precedent.
 
5 days ago  

brantgoose: Because we know how much the DM loves photographs and "science" worthy of the lowest tabloids.


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5 days ago  
"29-year-old posted pictures of tattoo online and showed it off to army comrades"

How can you tell if someone is a Nazi?
Don't worry - they'll show you their swastika-tattooed balls.
 
5 days ago  
What a load of bollocks.
 
5 days ago  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: brantgoose: Because we know how much the DM loves photographs and "science" worthy of the lowest tabloids.

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She'd be cute if it weren't for all that ink.
 
5 days ago  
They should make him get it removed before dishonorable discharging his sorry ass.
 
5 days ago  

brantgoose: That may have been so stupid that the Daily Mail chose not to have photos.

I am not saying they did make an editorial choice. They probably had the matter taken out of their hands.

But if they did, now that would be proof of really extreme stupidity, ipso facto.

Because we know how much the DM loves photographs and "science" worthy of the lowest tabloids.


The Daily Brexit idiots couldn't post pictures, because they didn't have access to pictures.

Austria isn't USA.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I can't imagine dropping my trousers and asking a relative to do anything to my genitals.  Are you sure they're Austrian and not from West Virginia?
 
5 days ago  
That guy did Nuzi that.
 
5 days ago  

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Huh. I'm trying to figure out how that's $30,000 worth. Even if she has her entire back done, I don't quite get it.

The individual pieces look nice but that's a hot incohesive mess.
 
5 days ago  
Checks scrotum.
Nope, I've never been that drunk.
 
5 days ago  
2 bottles of whiskey...

Are they the airplane bottles? How does one consume 2 bottles of whiskey and not die?
 
5 days ago  

stuffy: They should make him get it removed before dishonorable discharging his sorry ass.


If by "it", you mean his scrotum, then I approve.
 
5 days ago  

stuffy: They should make him get it removed before dishonorable discharging his sorry ass.


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5 days ago  

Circusdog320: You want a what...where!?!? Maybe I can get my old job at Target back.


How drunk do you have to be to tattoo a swastika on someone's nuts?
 
5 days ago  
So that's how it is in their family.jpeg
 
5 days ago  
Seems extreme.  If he's that much of a thrill seeker, for a19 month sentence, he could have killed someone in the US.
 
5 days ago  
I... no?  No I've never been that drunk.

I've been so drunk I passed out
I've been so drunk I threw up
I've been so drunk I couldn't see (literally eyes just cut out on me)

But never so drunk I woke up with a new tattoo or car or pet zebra.  Certainly not a racial slur or symbol. 

I've also never hallucinated, so it's weird when people say they saw things because they were drinking. Unless they were drinking LSD I suppose. Which would still be weird, just a different kind of weird.
 
5 days ago  
The article fails to specify if he asked his brother to do it, or if he passed out from the 2 bottle bender and his brother did it as a prank or maybe even payback. I guess the only reason he's show pics of it to his buds is if he asked for it.

At least he semi-owned it. FTA - "For us, anything that wasn't allowed was something we gravitated toward " and 'Other than that, I can't give any reasonable explanation for why I did it.'
 
5 days ago  
Also FTA: "He told the court: 'I just got in with bad company". No, dude. You and your brother ARE the bad company others fell in with.
 
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