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1280 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Jun 2021 at 9:17 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-10 8:27:08 AM  
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2021-06-10 8:35:35 AM  
I remember when Pat Boone killed heavy metal.
 
2021-06-10 8:43:20 AM  
Even Macklemore is like wow...he's too white.
 
2021-06-10 8:57:16 AM  
A-licka-boom-boom-down
 
2021-06-10 8:59:50 AM  
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2021-06-10 9:05:36 AM  
 
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♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
I'm a little bit country!-

Out on bail, fresh out of jail, California dreamin'
Soon as I step on the scene, I'm hearin' hoochies screamin'.
*unskilled beat-boxing*
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
 
2021-06-10 9:44:18 AM  
I clicked the link thinking it would be hard to beat Chet Hanx, but damnded if you didn't do it subby.
 
2021-06-10 9:56:11 AM  
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2021-06-10 9:58:05 AM  
It's already been done, decades before.

Show Me Your Genitals
Youtube qqXi8WmQ_WM
 
2021-06-10 10:09:31 AM  
Rapping is what old white people think makes them relatable to kids.
 
2021-06-10 10:11:00 AM  
Rap about what?  Sucking salt in Utah?
 
2021-06-10 10:11:29 AM  
No.... this is peak whiteness

Denis Shapovalov Raps After Victory! | Indian Wells 2019
Youtube pnkOvapUJKk
 
2021-06-10 10:31:41 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Rapping is what old white people think makes them relatable to kids.


Exception to rule: Pete & Bas

Pete & Bas ft. M24 - The Old Estate [Music Video] | GRM Daily
Youtube vE7AXBELOU4
 
2021-06-10 10:32:43 AM  

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White Woman's Instagram -- Bo Burnham (from "Inside" -- ALBUM OUT NOW)
Youtube xHotXbGZiFY
 
2021-06-10 10:34:50 AM  
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2021-06-10 10:46:57 AM  
AGES ago...

A Couple of White Guys - Saturday Night Live
Youtube DeCLIwqKrMI
 
2021-06-10 10:49:56 AM  
They call me the Hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless!

Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros
Youtube FArZxLj6DLk
 
2021-06-10 10:51:32 AM  
Honeymooners Rap - Joe Piscapo & Eddie Murphy - 1985
Youtube TuhSV-PCtyQ
 
2021-06-10 10:59:22 AM  
Did he start with "Well my name is Donnie and I'm here to say..."???
 
2021-06-10 11:02:32 AM  
MC 900 Ft. Jesus "If I Only Had A Brain" (Official Video)
Youtube 9eqtwjgvNGc
 
2021-06-10 11:04:28 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Blues is what old white people think makes them relatable to kids.

 
2021-06-10 11:06:19 AM  
Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly (Official Music Video)
Youtube Trd49Da0gf0
 
2021-06-10 11:07:01 AM  

Driedsponge: I clicked the link thinking it would be hard to beat Chet Hanx, but damnded if you didn't do it subby.


Anne Hathaway's rapped on several talk shows, hard to beat her whiteness.
 
2021-06-10 11:07:16 AM  
And you thought 2020 was bad, amirite?!!!  Heyyyoooo!!!!!
 
2021-06-10 11:16:41 AM  
Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?
Youtube EaGKxAgCguU
 
2021-06-10 11:54:54 AM  
Probably more 'hip hop' than 'rap'

Barney Fife - Nip It
Youtube de_P2aUZJyA
 
2021-06-10 12:08:14 PM  
Eh, the only white rapper I was able to get into was Smoov-E.

Full Deck feat. Count Salaz
Youtube OblvneULLSQ


I can listen to him and Slug from Atmosphere, but all the other white rappers don't really hit the spot for me.
 
2021-06-10 12:37:07 PM  
it's bad!

Madonna - American Life [Official Music Video]
Youtube LYduJw5LyFM
 
2021-06-10 12:45:42 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Eh, the only white rapper I was able to get into was Smoov-E.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/OblvneUL​LSQ]

I can listen to him and Slug from Atmosphere, but all the other white rappers don't really hit the spot for me.


What about
Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Official Video) [HD REMASTERED]
Youtube p3j2NYZ8FKs
 
2021-06-10 12:47:12 PM  
He's already done it before.
"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official Music Video)
Youtube N9qYF9DZPdw
 
2021-06-10 12:52:58 PM  
 
2021-06-10 12:58:14 PM  
 
2021-06-10 1:08:21 PM  
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2021-06-10 1:43:11 PM  
Celine Dion Beatboxing
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2021-06-10 1:55:51 PM  

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When I want a Diet Coke, someone brings me Diet Coke
Lil Dicky Freestyle on Sway In The Morning | SWAY'S UNIVERSE
Youtube CzgjglZqS3Y
 
2021-06-10 1:57:50 PM  
Blondie - Rapture
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2021-06-10 1:58:04 PM  

Combustion: Did he start with "Well my name is Donnie and I'm here to say..."???


Close: "It started back in Utah, I was 4 years old, Started singing with my brothers and the sound was like gold."

Surely done in the standard rap style every non rapper/TV ad/etc. was doing in the 80's.
 
2021-06-10 2:04:10 PM  
Pretty fly for a Mormon guy.
 
2021-06-10 2:23:00 PM  

Billy Liar: Probably more 'hip hop' than 'rap'

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Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away
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2021-06-10 2:28:33 PM  

Exile On Beale Street: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/xIiX7JUa​wy0]


Adele Raps Nicki Minaj "Monster" Verse ● Adele Carpool Karaoke ● 2016 ● HD
Youtube Ptx8sJp-kDY
 
2021-06-10 2:38:55 PM  

Tman144: snowybunting: [Fark user image 480x321]

When I want a Diet Coke, someone brings me Diet Coke
[YouTube video: Lil Dicky Freestyle on Sway In The Morning | SWAY'S UNIVERSE]


Yes.  That freestyle definitely gets special mention on my post from above.

+1 because that was the best line.

That freestyle was bars after bars after bars.  Have to listen to it like 5 times to catch them all.
 
2021-06-10 4:04:38 PM  

Non Sequitur Man: [YouTube video: Bloodhound Gang - Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?]


Impeccable flow. Childish humor.
 
2021-06-10 7:53:35 PM  
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2021-06-10 8:14:48 PM  
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Whiter than Donnie Osmond.

/and Marie
 
2021-06-10 9:34:35 PM  

MizzouGuy: Combustion: Did he start with "Well my name is Donnie and I'm here to say..."???

Close: "It started back in Utah, I was 4 years old, Started singing with my brothers and the sound was like gold."

Surely done in the standard rap style every non rapper/TV ad/etc. was doing in the 80's.


"In rhyming couplets, he goes through his rise to stardom with his family, his solo success as a teenager and his darkest days, like when he starred in "Little Johnny Jones" on Broadway in 1982 - which opened and closed on the same night. He even mentions his appearances on "The Love Boat." He covers everything through the long-running Las Vegas residency he had with sister, Marie, and his runner-up finish on season one of "The Masked Singer." He was the peacock."

For a Vegas show, sounds like a highlight.

But he SHOULD rap about a twelve year old singing about a girl who was too young for him...

Sweet and Innocent (w/lyrics) ~ Donny Osmond
Youtube DDtKVmwRu7Q

/top ten hit
//nobody blinked
 
2021-06-11 12:09:58 AM  
Seattle's Almost Live! featuring an early Joel McHale.


Jus' Pimpin
Youtube Lhxs8xxSIOg
 
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