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(KCRG)   37 pieces of flare might have been too much   (kcrg.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Automobile, Copyright, Flare gun, Flare, Kia Motors, Kia Sorento, All rights reserved, Gun  
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5 days ago  
Authorities say City of Dubuque traffic cameras were reviewed to identify the 2017 Kia Sorento they say was involved in the incidents.
Police also used traffic cameras to track down the Kia at Walmart on 4200 Dodge Street and make the arrests.


Let me guess. The car was... ... ... Deep Purple?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Chandler Bourgeous - Royal Broman?
Man - did European aristocracy decide to trash out & go gangsta in the new world?
 
5 days ago  

oldfarthenry: Chandler Bourgeous - Royal Broman?
Man - did European aristocracy decide to trash out & go gangsta in the new world?


Came here to ask this.
 
5 days ago  

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WOOOO!
 
5 days ago  
Deep Purple wanted for questioning
 
5 days ago  
Police were like:

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5 days ago  
Shame they didn't go into wrong part of town. Where someone would have fired lead back at them.
 
5 days ago  
You know, the Nazi's had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
How else are 27 and 21 year old chucklekfarks from Iowa gonna impress their 16 year old girlfriend? When it comes to Iowa courting rituals, they really have a flare for it.
 
5 days ago  

kb7rky: Deep Purple wanted for questioning


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I understood that reference. We're still pulling kids out of the ground to this day due that stupid. Funky Claude remains inconsolable of the tragedy
 
5 days ago  

farkingismybusiness: How else are 27 and 21 year old chucklekfarks from Iowa gonna impress their 16 year old girlfriend? When it comes to Iowa courting rituals, they really have a flare for it.


shake pill bottle with a couple oxys in it.
 
5 days ago  
I haven't seen any waitstaff wearing "flare" since the 90s. Is that not a thing anymore? Or am I just eating at better restaurants?
 
5 days ago  
8 AM!!!!???

Well, I guess the old adage applies, if you don't start shooting flare guns and starting fires before noon, can you really say you've been shooting flare guns and starting fires all day when someone asked what you have been doin?
 
5 days ago  
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Now that's Flairing it for ya.......!!!!!
 
5 days ago  
Gene Masseth
 
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5 days ago  
Stubby, this was the perfect time to use the 'some stupid with a flare gun' . Son, I am disappoint.
 
5 days ago  
Jon Lord was amazing.  That is all.
 
5 days ago  

wildcardjack: I haven't seen any waitstaff wearing "flare" since the 90s. Is that not a thing anymore? Or am I just eating at better restaurants?


I think Office Space did us a favor and showed how stupid it was.
 
5 days ago  
White.  Trash.
 
5 days ago  

Thosw: wildcardjack: I haven't seen any waitstaff wearing "flare" since the 90s. Is that not a thing anymore? Or am I just eating at better restaurants?

I think Office Space did us a favor and showed how stupid it was.


One of the few times management actually listened.
 
5 days ago  
It's just a flare.

It's just a flare
Youtube -Jpdu4F6ZYw
 
5 days ago  
I hope this season of "The Adventures of Royal Broman and Chandler" continues.  What will they do next?

Don't shoot down the flair just yet.

Only 2 weeks to go until the next flair competition at the Zante Flair Open!

https://zanteflairopen.com/
 
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What was worse was Star Trek: Beyond, they got rid of most of the lens flare, but replaced it by having the camera spin around on its axis unnecessarily (especially when watching the Enterprise do a simple fly-by past the camera) which nearly made me throw up in the movie theater!

/Damn Vertigo!
 
5 days ago  
Ive fired almost every kind of firearm there is but never a flare gun for some reason.

Maybe ill do that this weekend.

At your apartments.
 
5 days ago  

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Now that's Flairing it for ya.......!!!!!


"Listen Maurice or whatever your name is, all I want is a double Wild Turkey on the rocks, with no farking dancing. Got it!"
 
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5 days ago  

farkingismybusiness: How else are 27 and 21 year old chucklekfarks from Iowa gonna impress their 16 year old girlfriend? When it comes to Iowa courting rituals, they really have a flare for it.


Fireworks and a cemetery?


Fandango - Fireworks in the Cemetary
Youtube pQLTWyvRLyM
 
5 days ago  

yuthinasia: Stubby, this was the perfect time to use the 'some stupid with a flare gun' . Son, I am disappoint.


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oldfarthenry: Chandler Bourgeous - Royal Broman?
Man - did European aristocracy decide to trash out & go gangsta in the new world?


What a Royal Broman might look like:
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Mock26: farkingismybusiness: How else are 27 and 21 year old chucklekfarks from Iowa gonna impress their 16 year old girlfriend? When it comes to Iowa courting rituals, they really have a flare for it.

Fireworks and a cemetery?


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Such a great movie.
 
5 days ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: White.  Trash.


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I664 in Newport News runs right by a coal terminal. There are hills and hills of coal lying out in the open not that far from the hiway.
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I've often though about firing a flare from the car as I drove by. I would never do such a thing, but I bet things would get interesting. Kinda surprised no one has done it yet.
 
5 days ago  

Dr Jack Badofsky: White.  Trash.


Royal, there, looks pretty pleased with himself.
 
5 days ago  
In a row?
 
5 days ago  

DarkSoulNoHope: Thosw: wildcardjack: I haven't seen any waitstaff wearing "flare" since the 90s. Is that not a thing anymore? Or am I just eating at better restaurants?

I think Office Space did us a favor and showed how stupid it was.

One of the few times management actually listened.


More like time just marched on.  The "What's the bestest uniform thing we can have them wear?" fads are just like any other fads in business.  They come, they get adopted by everybody, everybody gets tired of them and they're regarded as not 'cool' anymore, and they make way for the new fad.

/no one tell them the uniforms don't farking matter much we care about the food and decent service
//that's too hard to do cheaply
///so they continue to shuffle deck chairs around convinced it'll keep the ship off of icebergs - they're helping!
 
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FigPucker: yuthinasia: Stubby, this was the perfect time to use the 'some stupid with a flare gun' . Son, I am disappoint.

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I...have questions. But that made my day. Thanks!
 
5 days ago  

yuthinasia: Stubby, this was the perfect time to use the 'some stupid with a flare gun' . Son, I am disappoint.


'Stubby' here. Wasn't aware of the Ass Pony's album, and can't remember the exact line from the Deep Purple song.

It would have worked as well, but Office Space was the first thing that came to mind.
 
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4 days ago  
these geniuses have a bright future ahead of them. don't leave your pets outside overnight.
 
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zimbomba63: Insain2: [Fark user image 220x255] [View Full Size image _x_]
Now that's Flairing it for ya.......!!!!!

"Listen Maurice or whatever your name is, all I want is a double Wild Turkey on the rocks, with no farking dancing. Got it!"


No problem Bubb, just pay the tab, just pay your tab.......!!!
 
4 days ago  
Idiot looks like Mike Jones , doing something like Mike Jones and his idiot friends would do .
 
4 days ago  
My hometown finally makes Fark and I'm in Florida of all places.. I could have saved myself some cash and gotten some local organic crazy
 
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