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(NPR)   Well, to be fair, when you're known only as "El Chapo's Wife," what the hell else are you supposed to do except run his business while he's in prison?   (npr.org) divider line
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5 days ago  
Baby got back
 
5 days ago  
It's either that or falling back on the poli-sci degree. Maybe real estate if she can get her license renewed.
 
5 days ago  
A good marriage is a team.
 
5 days ago  
who does she think she is, sonny bono's widow?
 
5 days ago  
Is that a rendering or an almost lifelike sex doll?
 
5 days ago  

JasonOfOrillia: A good marriage is a team.


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5 days ago  
What is this, El Chapo? Gringos falling from the sky?
 
5 days ago  
She looks like Octomom in that second picture.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Do you know what "El Chapo" means in Spanish?

"The Chapo"
 
5 days ago  
Contact high?
 
5 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: JasonOfOrillia: A good marriage is a team.

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Even better than my attempt.
 
5 days ago  
"The 64 year old is serving a life sentence..."

"Coroner, 31, married when she was 18 and he was 39..."

I guess NPR's math is just as bad here as in their business and economy reporting.
 
5 days ago  

NukeEuropeNow: "The 64 year old is serving a life sentence..."

"Coroner, 31, married when she was 18 and he was 39..."

I guess NPR's math is just as bad here as in their business and economy reporting.


Prison ages a man.
 
5 days ago  
Last time I saw a face like that, it had a hook in it!
 
5 days ago  

maxandgrinch: Is that a rendering or an almost lifelike sex doll?


Kim Kardashian effect.
 
5 days ago  

edmo: NukeEuropeNow: "The 64 year old is serving a life sentence..."

"Coroner, 31, married when she was 18 and he was 39..."

I guess NPR's math is just as bad here as in their business and economy reporting.

Prison ages a man.


Look she is 31.  The last guy who pointed out that he thought she wasn't 31 ended up with his body choped up into 31 pieces with a note about questioning a woman's age.
 
5 days ago  
You could go the Melania route and get a spa treatment every day, order everyone around and...I don't know, what else does she do?
 
5 days ago  

Garza and the Supermutants: You could go the Melania route and get a spa treatment every day, order everyone around and...I don't know, what else does she do?


Wanders the globe looking for a doctor who can un-Frankenstein her voice and face.

She sounds like a concentration camp guard with a head injury.
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: concentration camp guard with a head injury


Band name.
 
5 days ago  
Is she storing all the cocaine in her lips?
 
5 days ago  
that was foolish of her to fly to the united states
 
5 days ago  
Do you think El Chapo would have me killed for fapping to a picture of his wife?

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5 days ago  

Fissile: Do you think El Chapo would have me killed for fapping to a picture of his wife?

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Is that part of the Black Lagoon set?
 
5 days ago  

swankywanky: [i.pinimg.com image 320x320]


I knew someone would beat me to it...
 
5 days ago  
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When beauty queens go bad
 
5 days ago  

Fissile: Do you think El Chapo would have me killed for fapping to a picture of his wife?

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Well he will now! Why did you tell him?
 
5 days ago  

Magnanimous_J: Fissile: Do you think El Chapo would have me killed for fapping to a picture of his wife?

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Well he will now! Why did you tell him?


What's his Fark handle?
 
5 days ago  

johnny_vegas: Baby got back


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backhand.slap.of.reason: johnny_vegas: Baby got back

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Naturally a drug cartel member would be pictured in front of a coke sign.
 
5 days ago  
She looked plascicized in that pic
 
5 days ago  

Fissile: Magnanimous_J: Fissile: Do you think El Chapo would have me killed for fapping to a picture of his wife?

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Well he will now! Why did you tell him?

What's his Fark handle?


whidbey
 
5 days ago  
She was the one who organized the company Christmas Party when he was around.
/that's a White Elephant you don't want to tangle with
 
4 days ago  
Does he have a plethora of businesses?
 
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