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2021-06-10 8:22:24 AM  
Problems with the space toilet?
 
2021-06-10 8:49:15 AM  
If I remember, back before he became really famous he was one of those people that boasts about working 18 hours a day and not sleeping.

Anyone in that 80s sleep is for the weak nonsense attitude should be avoided
 
2021-06-10 9:03:33 AM  
He needs a Nah man.

A dude in his posse that when he comes up with his next dumb-ass idea just says to him: "Nah, Man".
 
2021-06-10 9:04:15 AM  
You tell that turd who's boss!
 
2021-06-10 10:23:09 AM  
He can sure act like a #2
 
2021-06-10 10:26:50 AM  

Marcos P: He can sure act like a #2


Robert Wagner with an eye patch.
 
2021-06-10 10:28:13 AM  
You spelled "is" wrong, Subby.
 
2021-06-10 10:32:47 AM  
Ah, poop, I wanted that job.  But I'm busy.
 
2021-06-10 10:36:15 AM  
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2021-06-10 10:40:01 AM  
Who does number two work for?
 
2021-06-10 10:47:27 AM  
No, someone needs to do the company a favor and make him unable to do his job


Probably a very long list of people willing to do that
 
2021-06-10 10:49:12 AM  

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: Who does number two work for?


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2021-06-10 11:22:09 AM  
Obviously the clear answer is his first born to inherit the throne of dogecoin and douchbagery, but until the child comes of age the small council will rule in its stead.
 
2021-06-10 11:38:03 AM  
I think I've got a FedEx envelope around here someplace. Let me help you out with that, Elon
 
2021-06-10 11:42:36 AM  

Marcos P: He can sure act like a #2


Only trumper has him beat in the tweeterverse
 
2021-06-10 11:43:42 AM  
The emperor if mars......according to himself
 
2021-06-10 11:44:46 AM  
Mr green money government subsidies elon musk
 
2021-06-10 11:46:24 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: He needs a Nah man.

A dude in his posse that when he comes up with his next dumb-ass idea just says to him: "Nah, Man".


For Spacex, he has Gwynne Shotwell who seems to keep all the crazy happening over at Tesla.  No idea where he can find another.
 
2021-06-10 12:18:58 PM  
He needs a #2, eh?  Well, to quote my old friend Jack Naiper, "This town muskrat needs an enema!"
 
2021-06-10 12:44:47 PM  

Schlubbe: I think I've got a FedEx envelope around here someplace. Let me help you out with that, Elon


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2021-06-10 12:48:30 PM  

yet_another_wumpus: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: He needs a Nah man.

A dude in his posse that when he comes up with his next dumb-ass idea just says to him: "Nah, Man".

For Spacex, he has Gwynne Shotwell who seems to keep all the crazy happening over at Tesla.  No idea where he can find another.


Yes, that was basically the premise of the article.

Counterpoint: if he hired a COO at Tesla, wouldn't that just put MORE time on his hands to let the crazy out?
 
2021-06-10 12:53:55 PM  

The Bestest: yet_another_wumpus: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: He needs a Nah man.

A dude in his posse that when he comes up with his next dumb-ass idea just says to him: "Nah, Man".

For Spacex, he has Gwynne Shotwell who seems to keep all the crazy happening over at Tesla.  No idea where he can find another.

Yes, that was basically the premise of the article.

Counterpoint: if he hired a COO at Tesla, wouldn't that just put MORE time on his hands to let the crazy out?


Depends, maybe he's looking for someone just as crazy as he is.
 
2021-06-10 1:49:09 PM  
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2021-06-10 1:55:38 PM  
What Tesla really needs is an independent chairman who can stop Elon from making more stupid decisions.
 
2021-06-10 2:37:40 PM  
Most people full of shiat do need a #2
 
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