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(MSN)   Jada Pinkett-Smith: I'm gonna stream my vagina   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Jada Pinkett Smith, Will Smith, Vagina, Uterus, Dr. Jen Gunter, Childbirth, beautiful young Black woman, Jaden Smith  
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5 days ago  
Lies!  She *steams* her clam.
 
5 days ago  
Why is there a picture of Jaime Pressly in TFA?
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5 days ago  
Jada Pinkett-Smith: I'm gonna stream my vagina


STRANGE tag is actually stranger than Subby thinks.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Mad Scientist: [i.pinimg.com image 739x415]


Emperor Palpatine's daughter?
 
5 days ago  
It's an Albany expression.
 
5 days ago  
I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

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5 days ago  
I haven't met anyone who actually likes Jada Pinkett
 
5 days ago  
Steaming the wrong end. That's one dried up leather looking face.
 
5 days ago  
Maybe she has a "pest" problem...

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5 days ago  
I 1st read it as "stream " and was she's doing porn now?
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

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Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
These people have no concept of TMI
 
5 days ago  

Wendigogo: Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

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Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.


Damn, the woman on the TV lied to me again.
 
5 days ago  
You're losing all the flavor when you steam. You want to get some grill marks and char on there, then finish cooking it.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Mad Scientist: [i.pinimg.com image 739x415]


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5 days ago  

Wendigogo: The vagina is self-cleaning


Tell your mom and my tongue that.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
She looks very light-skinned in that picture, more so than I remember.
 
5 days ago  

RowdyPants: She looks very light-skinned in that picture, more so than I remember.


No kidding, here's from back when she was Black
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5 days ago  

RowdyPants: She looks very light-skinned in that picture, more so than I remember.


She's been bleaching her anus?
 
5 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: RowdyPants: She looks very light-skinned in that picture, more so than I remember.

She's been bleaching her anus?


So her son changed his name to Anus?
 
5 days ago  
Whatever it takes to disinfect that cess pit.
 
5 days ago  
A member of the Smith family says or does something strange and/or annoying?  News at 11.
 
5 days ago  

dionysusaur: Lies!  She *steams* her clam.


She IS from Utica...
 
5 days ago  
I'll admit, for a moment I misread and thought it said she'd "stream" her vagina.  I wanted to mock her for such an unoriginal idea. But steaming?  She's an innovator, clearly.
 
5 days ago  

Screaming Candle: Whatever it takes to disinfect that cess pit.


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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I wonder if the dude she had an approved affair with, with Will's blessing, who her son introduced her to, liked her vagina all steamy or not?
 
5 days ago  
Steam or Stream it's EWWW either way.
 
5 days ago  

Wendigogo: Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 793x1500]

Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.


Came here to say this.  Douches simply push any infection or whatever farther up into the vagina.  They're not great, and should probably be prescription only.

Steaming is.... completely unnecessary and easily harmful.  You don't really want to heat up the vagina, unless you want a yeast infection I guess.  Adding heat and moisture is going to cause the bad bacteria to multiply rapidly.

Do women not understand their own parts?  Jesus.
 
5 days ago  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Wendigogo: Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 793x1500]

Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.

Came here to say this.  Douches simply push any infection or whatever farther up into the vagina.  They're not great, and should probably be prescription only.

Steaming is.... completely unnecessary and easily harmful.  You don't really want to heat up the vagina, unless you want a yeast infection I guess.  Adding heat and moisture is going to cause the bad bacteria to multiply rapidly.

Do women not understand their own parts?  Jesus.


No offense, but I think Mary might know more here.
 
5 days ago  

zjoik: ViolentEastCoastCity: Wendigogo: Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 793x1500]

Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.

Came here to say this.  Douches simply push any infection or whatever farther up into the vagina.  They're not great, and should probably be prescription only.

Steaming is.... completely unnecessary and easily harmful.  You don't really want to heat up the vagina, unless you want a yeast infection I guess.  Adding heat and moisture is going to cause the bad bacteria to multiply rapidly.

Do women not understand their own parts?  Jesus.

No offense, but I think Mary might know more here.


Dr. Jen Gunter had a go about steaming the last time this came up. Short answer: Don't. Long answer: https://drjengunter.com/2015/01/27/gw​y​neth-paltrow-says-steam-your-vagina-an​-obgyn-says-dont/
 
5 days ago  

zjoik: ViolentEastCoastCity: Wendigogo: Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 793x1500]

Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.

Came here to say this.  Douches simply push any infection or whatever farther up into the vagina.  They're not great, and should probably be prescription only.

Steaming is.... completely unnecessary and easily harmful.  You don't really want to heat up the vagina, unless you want a yeast infection I guess.  Adding heat and moisture is going to cause the bad bacteria to multiply rapidly.

Do women not understand their own parts?  Jesus.

No offense, but I think Mary might know more here.


I lol'd.
 
5 days ago  

sno man: zjoik: ViolentEastCoastCity: Wendigogo: Keyser_Soze_Death: I'm pretty sure steam is a poor substitute for this:

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 793x1500]

Under very few circumstances does a woman ever use that product. The vagina is self-cleaning. Sadly, Mrs. Smith and these other women are farking clueless about this.

The ancient practice suggests that women were "dirty" after their menses. How exactly is that empowering? Farking moran celebrities.

Came here to say this.  Douches simply push any infection or whatever farther up into the vagina.  They're not great, and should probably be prescription only.

Steaming is.... completely unnecessary and easily harmful.  You don't really want to heat up the vagina, unless you want a yeast infection I guess.  Adding heat and moisture is going to cause the bad bacteria to multiply rapidly.

Do women not understand their own parts?  Jesus.

No offense, but I think Mary might know more here.

Dr. Jen Gunter had a go about steaming the last time this came up. Short answer: Don't. Long answer: https://drjengunter.com/2015/01/27/gwy​neth-paltrow-says-steam-your-vagina-an​-obgyn-says-dont/


Nice.  She mentions the vaginal flora that are hard to reproduce in a lab and which are very very sensitive.  That's the good bacteria.  Steaming messes with the bacteria balance, and that causes PROBLEMS.

Thanks for posting the link!
 
5 days ago  

mcsiegs: Wendigogo: The vagina is self-cleaning

Tell your mom and my tongue that.


You might want to get to a doctor. Clearing out those cobwebs is bad for your health.
 
5 days ago  
Steam is at least 212 degrees F, and a vagina is several inches inside, past the cervix.  If they really steam their vaginas they better do it in a hospital parking lot if they have any hope of not being dead a few minutes later.  On the other hand, steamed vaginas retain their color, flavor and nutrients.

Pedantic Poodie Police, on the scene, keeping vaginas safe.
 
5 days ago  
I swear, if there was a contest between Jada Pinkett Smith and Melania Trump as to who secretly hates her husband more, the results would be hotly debated for decades.

Seriously, what the fark did Will Smith ever do to anyone to earn him these continuous indignities?
 
5 days ago  

Magnanimous_J: I swear, if there was a contest between Jada Pinkett Smith and Melania Trump as to who secretly hates her husband more, the results would be hotly debated for decades.

Seriously, what the fark did Will Smith ever do to anyone to earn him these continuous indignities?


Scientology.
 
5 days ago  

HotWingConspiracy: You're losing all the flavor when you steam. You want to get some grill marks and char on there, then finish cooking it.


Damn you, now everyone in line is staring at me due to the laugh-snort-bark sound I involuntarily uttered.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Aquapope: Steam is at least 212 degrees F, and a vagina is several inches inside, past the cervix.


You know how I know you've never encountered a vagina?
 
5 days ago  

puckrock2000: Aquapope: Steam is at least 212 degrees F, and a vagina is several inches inside, past the cervix.

You know how I know you've never encountered a vagina?


Username checks out?
 
5 days ago  

Magnanimous_J: I swear, if there was a contest between Jada Pinkett Smith and Melania Trump as to who secretly hates her husband more, the results would be hotly debated for decades.

Seriously, what the fark did Will Smith ever do to anyone to earn him these continuous indignities?


Eff him. He plays along. Is have more respect for him if he ever called her on her bullshirt.

And those kids didn't get equally annoying just from her. It's a shared disgrace.
 
5 days ago  

Bslim: RowdyPants: She looks very light-skinned in that picture, more so than I remember.

No kidding, here's from back when she was Black
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THAT Jada, yeah, I very much would have liked to steam her vagina.

The current version, JadaBot 5000, pass.
 
5 days ago  
Maybe that's why she's bland like steamed vegetables 🤔
 
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