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(The Daily Beast)   Would-be militia members are feeding into Mike Flynn's idiot factory   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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1976 clicks; posted to Politics » on 10 Jun 2021 at 1:31 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons
 
6 days ago  
If you went through the military unit by unit, hand picking the worst of the worst, this is what you get.
 
6 days ago  

baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons


That made me laugh harder than appropriate :-D
 
6 days ago  

edmo: If you went through the military unit by unit, hand picking the worst of the worst, this is what you get.


Walking Article 15s.

/not a veteran
 
6 days ago  
They sound delusional and belligerent. Good thing they're well armed!
 
6 days ago  

baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons


The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.
 
6 days ago  
Flynn is one of the reasons the US shouldn't be exempt from Hague jurisdiction.
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.


Death Metal-Oompa Loompa Fusion?
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.


Metallica?
 
6 days ago  
Meal Team Six most likely does not have tanks and APCs.

Let them revolt.
Then let the National Guard go weapons free.
They are insurrectionists.
I am so tired of these wolf-cryers.

There are already established avenues to redress grievances.
Have some patience and use them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right_t​o​_petition
 
6 days ago  
Well one problem I see right off is letting the Q-paramilitary group gather intelligence.  That could take a long time especially when they realize there isn't a brain cell amongst them.
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like


My Shiny Toy Guns rockabilly fusion group.
 
6 days ago  

dracos31: Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.

Death Metal-Oompa Loompa Fusion?


I'd listen to that unironically.

*deathmetal growl*
OOOOOMPAAA!
LOOOMPA!
DOOPITY DO!
I got another riddle for...
YOOOOOU!
 
6 days ago  
I could completely see that Flynn jackass playing the Smedley Butler role in Business Plot v2.0, except he'd be all-in for it and not flip.
 
6 days ago  

special20: edmo: If you went through the military unit by unit, hand picking the worst of the worst, this is what you get.

Walking Article 15s.

/not a veteran


I'm still friends with a lot of people I was in the Army with and the only ones who have gone down this rabbit hole are the ones who didn't get out and go to school or get jobs. They are the ones living off trumped up disability ratings or bullshiat Tshirt companies doing their level best to convince everyone that they are the arbiters of what it is to be a veteran and patriot.
 
6 days ago  

baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons


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6 days ago  
I really hope the FBI kid monitoring everything this moron is doing before he takes his stupidity any further.
 
6 days ago  

dracos31: Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.

Death Metal-Oompa Loompa Fusion?


Metallica?

He beat you by like 5 seconds.
 
6 days ago  
Get a room.
 
6 days ago  
It was only of time before these noodles recognized there was more to the Bill of Rights than 2A, but the idea that the political right in this country - with its push towards a theocratic government - are champions of the 1st Amendment is laughable.

A whole lot of conservatives need to spend time taking 3rd grade civics classes rather than spending time on the range.
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.


Slipknot covered by Postmodern Jukebox
 
6 days ago  

Blathering Idjut: It was only of time before these noodles recognized there was more to the Bill of Rights than 2A, but the idea that the political right in this country - with its push towards a theocratic government - are champions of the 1st Amendment is laughable.

A whole lot of conservatives need to spend time taking 3rd grade civics classes rather than spending time on the range.


I'm going to be honest, most of them could use more time on the range om top of the civics lesson. For as much as they like their toys, actually using them, getting training, and practicing seems to be anathema to half of them. The gun is there as an icon of identity, not as something to be actually used.

I only shoot at a private club these days for a reason, because it actually tests prospective members on actual safety rules and tests marksmanship to ensure they can at least hit a target silhouette insteaf of sending every pill over a burm off who knows where. Public ranges can be terrifying.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: The Gormless Spoons is the name of my.... you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.


Furby Themed Prog Metal
 
6 days ago  
Oh, they're feeding all right.
 
6 days ago  
"In the groups' telling, the United States has been targeted by a "North American Insurgency Syndicate" that includes both liberal groups, antifa, and organizations..."

They're self-justifying their own existence -- they, and other militias like them, are the threat.
 
6 days ago  
Insane cowards
 
6 days ago  

LoneCoon: dracos31: Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.

Death Metal-Oompa Loompa Fusion?

I'd listen to that unironically.

*deathmetal growl*
OOOOOMPAAA!
LOOOMPA!
DOOPITY DO!
I got another riddle for...
YOOOOOU!


Here you go:

Oompa Loompa (Willy Wonka Metal Cover)
Youtube K-ICZ4ziraE


It's just like you imagined it.


/wondering if Rule 34 applies here
//googling oompa loompa heavy metal porn
 
6 days ago  
More like the Varangian Guard, amirite?
 
6 days ago  
Feeding into, feeding off of, it's like an ouroboros of stupid.
 
6 days ago  
I'm still confused about who is actually tromping on their 1st Amendment rights. Are these journalists that have been arrested at protests? Do they actually still think being banned from Twitter due to hate speech is somehow covered by the 1st A , cause it's not.
 
6 days ago  

Nurglitch: More like the Varangian Guard, amirite?


Maybe if they imported white supremacists from Germany, Russia and Hungary....
 
6 days ago  

dracos31: Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.

Death Metal-Oompa Loompa Fusion?


Mini Kiss is completely a thing....

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
6 days ago  

cocozilla: Insane cowards


A whole posse of them.
 
6 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.


'Trout mask replica' played by a steel pan jazz big band?
 
6 days ago  

RasIanI: dracos31: Pants full of macaroni!!: baka-san: And to top it off, the pussy ass cuck bastards are hiding behind a paywall!!!

Show yourselves you gormless spoons

The Gormless Spoons is the name of my....  you know what, YOU try to imagine what their music will be like.

Death Metal-Oompa Loompa Fusion?

Mini Kiss is completely a thing....

[Fark user image image 425x239]


Saw them in Vegas at a tradeshow afterparty with an open bar. I have no idea how I got back to my room that night.
 
6 days ago  
Well hopefully he can be their leader and take all responsibility for their actions.
 
6 days ago  
They aren't feeding it, they're just getting hooked on the sweet stuff of outrage that people dared to vote wrong.
 
6 days ago  

Nurglitch: More like the Varangian Guard, amirite?


Derangian guard, maybe.
 
6 days ago  
helpful picture of how "feeding into" ought to work

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