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(Metro)   The UK may push for "Choose Your Own Lockdown Measure" approach   (metro.co.uk) divider line
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6 days ago  
Haven't you farked up enough, BoJo?
 
6 days ago  
Isn't that what most of the US is doing now? Masks optional for vaccinated people, but nobody is asking for proof.

Or maybe I am projecting my experience on all of you people.

/ You people.
 
6 days ago  
What, 'devil take the hindmost' too artsy and leftist for you?
 
6 days ago  
I'm just glad the most socially just, non-other something country is finally healing the world with the most popular old, rich, well-defended, non-cum staining, white guy the the world has ever seen.

I can finally feel proud of my country of birth that rightously shiat on my ancestors because they deserved it 400 years ago because, no one cares, by the genocide of the native inhabitants that will be ignored because they lack the proper social media presence, to give lip service to the most deserving because it's currently popular and endears some to others that justfully fight the rightous and other adjectives that evoke correct emotions to fight that is the fight that you should care about and that you are supposed to care about if you are not a monster.

Only a monster would not do what they are told to do to heal this so-called country treasonously stolen by seditionists that were slave owners and...

Wait a sec...

A bunch of old white cis gendered males stole a country and continued the destruction of all native inhabitants with guns that no one needs, started by others from empires hundreds of years ago? 500 or more years ago? shiat!

That Cortez guy farked up all kinds of shiat. Wait a sec... Sorry that I am not connected to the socially just directive but I'm a bit confused why am I not seeing any movement to justly give to another deserved people with just claims older that 500 years.

Seems weird. Ooohhhh. That's why there are groups responsible for the social responsibility of the socially just with a media presence that were farked by the rulers of their ancestors. Those others do not deserve social justice because they do not matter in the least because they don't have the myspace books.

Yeah, fark those guys! If they wanted us to care they should have ensured a correct stance on social justice and properly ensured that others with the right to vote for their own interests come before their petty claims of sovereignty that can be justly ignored in a correct social manner.

Why isn't the District of Columbia being cancelled for it's guilt towards past crimes by it's naming of a genocidal slaver? Oh well, I'm sure someone will enlighten this knucklehead as to why.
 
6 days ago  

StoPPeRmobile: I'm just glad the most socially just, non-other something country is finally healing the world with the most popular old, rich, well-defended, non-cum staining, white guy the the world has ever seen.


Son, do you smell toast?
 
6 days ago  

StoPPeRmobile: I'm just glad the most socially just, non-other something country is finally healing the world with the most popular old, rich, well-defended, non-cum staining, white guy the the world has ever seen.

I can finally feel proud of my country of birth that rightously shiat on my ancestors because they deserved it 400 years ago because, no one cares, by the genocide of the native inhabitants that will be ignored because they lack the proper social media presence, to give lip service to the most deserving because it's currently popular and endears some to others that justfully fight the rightous and other adjectives that evoke correct emotions to fight that is the fight that you should care about and that you are supposed to care about if you are not a monster.

Only a monster would not do what they are told to do to heal this so-called country treasonously stolen by seditionists that were slave owners and...

Wait a sec...

A bunch of old white cis gendered males stole a country and continued the destruction of all native inhabitants with guns that no one needs, started by others from empires hundreds of years ago? 500 or more years ago? shiat!

That Cortez guy farked up all kinds of shiat. Wait a sec... Sorry that I am not connected to the socially just directive but I'm a bit confused why am I not seeing any movement to justly give to another deserved people with just claims older that 500 years.

Seems weird. Ooohhhh. That's why there are groups responsible for the social responsibility of the socially just with a media presence that were farked by the rulers of their ancestors. Those others do not deserve social justice because they do not matter in the least because they don't have the myspace books.

Yeah, fark those guys! If they wanted us to care they should have ensured a correct stance on social justice and properly ensured that others with the right to vote for their own interests come before their petty claims of sovereignty that can be justly ignored in a correct social manner.

Why isn't the District of Columbia being cancelled for it's guilt towards past crimes by it's naming of a genocidal slaver? Oh well, I'm sure someone will enlighten this knucklehead as to why.


/tldr
 
5 days ago  

StoPPeRmobile: A bunch of old white cis gendered males stole a country and continued the destruction of all native inhabitants with guns that no one needs, started by others from empires hundreds of years ago? 500 or more years ago? shiat!


Please seek help.
 
5 days ago  

Kumana Wanalaia: Haven't you farked up enough, BoJo?


The UK has just passed the US in percentage of people fully vaccinated and daily deaths are in single figures whereas the US is still in the hundreds. If you can blame Boris for things that went wrong then you have to credit him with all the things that went right. You can't have it both ways.
 
5 days ago  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Kumana Wanalaia: Haven't you farked up enough, BoJo?

The UK has just passed the US in percentage of people fully vaccinated and daily deaths are in single figures whereas the US is still in the hundreds. If you can blame Boris for things that went wrong then you have to credit him with all the things that went right. You can't have it both ways.


But by those metrics, you should also acknowledge that Johnson is a stupid asshole.
 
5 days ago  

iron de havilland: Carter Pewterschmidt: Kumana Wanalaia: Haven't you farked up enough, BoJo?

The UK has just passed the US in percentage of people fully vaccinated and daily deaths are in single figures whereas the US is still in the hundreds. If you can blame Boris for things that went wrong then you have to credit him with all the things that went right. You can't have it both ways.

But by those metrics, you should also acknowledge that Johnson is a stupid asshole.


Who won a huge election victory in 2019, and a stunning election victory in Hartlepool a couple of months ago.

He's a winner, who kept his word and delivered his promises. Brexit? Done. EU deal? Done. Extra funding for NHS? Done. New free trade deals? Being done, TPP already being discussed. Economy doing well? Check. British satellite network to rival Starlink? Check. Huge success in vaccine procurement and delivery? Check.

Farkers were even saying President Biden would ignore Boris, but who is the first foreign leader Biden has visited? Boris, arriving a day before the other G7 leaders to talk to Boris.
 
5 days ago  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Who won a huge election victory in 2019, and a stunning election victory in Hartlepool a couple of months ago.


But you don't have to be a genius to understand that Boris Johnson is an asshole.
 
5 days ago  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Who won a huge election victory in 2019, and a stunning election victory in Hartlepool a couple of months ago.

He's a winner, who kept his word and delivered his promises. Brexit? Done. EU deal? Done. Extra funding for NHS? Done. New free trade deals? Being done, TPP already being discussed. Economy doing well? Check. British satellite network to rival Starlink? Check. Huge success in vaccine procurement and delivery? Check.

Farkers were even saying President Biden would ignore Boris, but who is the first foreign leader Biden has visited? Boris, arriving a day before the other G7 leaders to talk to Boris.


By your metrics of wanting a leader who is a twat, Johnson is surely successful.

Would you not rather demand better?
 
Xai [TotalFark]
5 days ago  
This is the worst possible option, worse than no lockdown and exactly what caused the surge before Christmas.

If you have lockdown in one town but not in a neighbouring town, people will travel for shopping/entertainment only spreading the virus faster.

Honestly though the British public clearly want another lockdown, they refuse to do so little as to wear a small piece of cloth over their face for the few minutes they're on a bus or train.
 
5 days ago  
People are livid over Johnson allowing travel from India when India's Delta variant was still on the rise as two other countries with better numbers were shut down.
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Also:
https://www.politico.eu/article/uk-br​e​xit-northern-ireland-protocol-david-fr​ost-united-states-reprimands/

The US reportedly issued a formal protest known as diplomatic démarche.

The United States formally reprimanded the United Kingdom over its row with the European Union over the Northern Ireland protocol, telling British Brexit Minister David Frost his government was "inflaming" tensions in Ireland, the Times reported on Thursday.
 
5 days ago  

Carter Pewterschmidt: Kumana Wanalaia: Haven't you farked up enough, BoJo?

The UK has just passed the US in percentage of people fully vaccinated and daily deaths are in single figures whereas the US is still in the hundreds. If you can blame Boris for things that went wrong then you have to credit him with all the things that went right. You can't have it both ways.


The UK has a death rate from the virus that is only better than the USA and India.

At the start of the pandemic the governments own chief scientist said 20,000 deaths would be a good result. We have almost hit 130,000.

One hundred thousand extra people are dead because of the current governments response. The only good thing the government has done is the vaccine rollout. Every other metric the government is incompetent or even criminal.
 
5 days ago  

mofa: People are livid over Johnson allowing travel from India when India's Delta variant was still on the rise as two other countries with better numbers were shut down.


And people are livid when he does restrict travel.

mofa: The United States formally reprimanded the United Kingdom over its row with the European Union over the Northern Ireland protocol, telling British Brexit Minister David Frost his government was "inflaming" tensions in Ireland, the Times reported on Thursday.


I noticed you didn't provide a link to that quote. Because we would have seen "But a senior U.S. administration official downplayed the Times story: "This is wrong. First this discussion wasn't directed by the president. It was not heightened. As with any ally we have diplomatic conversations about areas where we have concern at many levels."
They said Biden's national security adviser Jake Sullivan had "addressed the issue of Northern Ireland during his BBC interview and the message sent privately was exactly the same." Sullivan told reporters Wednesday that Biden was "not issuing threats or ultimatums; he's going to simply convey his deep-seated belief that we need to stand behind and protect this protocol."

Not to mention how do you think Americans would respond if the British PM demanded the US change its laws in Alaska to make travel to Canada easier?
If Biden is (quite reasonably) worried about a resurgence in terror in NI he should take not that the people currently rioting are Loyalists unhappy with Boris for giving away too much to the EU and Ireland. What the US is calling for will lead to more terrorism.
 
5 days ago  

iron de havilland: Carter Pewterschmidt: Who won a huge election victory in 2019, and a stunning election victory in Hartlepool a couple of months ago.

He's a winner, who kept his word and delivered his promises. Brexit? Done. EU deal? Done. Extra funding for NHS? Done. New free trade deals? Being done, TPP already being discussed. Economy doing well? Check. British satellite network to rival Starlink? Check. Huge success in vaccine procurement and delivery? Check.

Farkers were even saying President Biden would ignore Boris, but who is the first foreign leader Biden has visited? Boris, arriving a day before the other G7 leaders to talk to Boris.

By your metrics of wanting a leader who is a twat, Johnson is surely successful.

Would you not rather demand better?


Margaret Thatcher is unavailable.
 
5 days ago  

StoPPeRmobile: I'm just glad the most socially just, non-other something country is finally healing the world with the most popular old, rich, well-defended, non-cum staining, white guy the the world has ever seen.

I can finally feel proud of my country of birth that rightously shiat on my ancestors because they deserved it 400 years ago because, no one cares, by the genocide of the native inhabitants that will be ignored because they lack the proper social media presence, to give lip service to the most deserving because it's currently popular and endears some to others that justfully fight the rightous and other adjectives that evoke correct emotions to fight that is the fight that you should care about and that you are supposed to care about if you are not a monster.

Only a monster would not do what they are told to do to heal this so-called country treasonously stolen by seditionists that were slave owners and...

Wait a sec...

A bunch of old white cis gendered males stole a country and continued the destruction of all native inhabitants with guns that no one needs, started by others from empires hundreds of years ago? 500 or more years ago? shiat!

That Cortez guy farked up all kinds of shiat. Wait a sec... Sorry that I am not connected to the socially just directive but I'm a bit confused why am I not seeing any movement to justly give to another deserved people with just claims older that 500 years.

Seems weird. Ooohhhh. That's why there are groups responsible for the social responsibility of the socially just with a media presence that were farked by the rulers of their ancestors. Those others do not deserve social justice because they do not matter in the least because they don't have the myspace books.

Yeah, fark those guys! If they wanted us to care they should have ensured a correct stance on social justice and properly ensured that others with the right to vote for their own interests come before their petty claims of sovereignty that can be justly ignored in a c ...



Finally, someone gets it.

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5 days ago  

StoPPeRmobile: I'm just glad the most socially just, non-other something country is finally healing the world with the most popular old, rich, well-defended, non-cum staining, white guy the the world has ever seen.

I can finally feel proud of my country of birth that rightously shiat on my ancestors because they deserved it 400 years ago because, no one cares, by the genocide of the native inhabitants that will be ignored because they lack the proper social media presence, to give lip service to the most deserving because it's currently popular and endears some to others that justfully fight the rightous and other adjectives that evoke correct emotions to fight that is the fight that you should care about and that you are supposed to care about if you are not a monster.

Only a monster would not do what they are told to do to heal this so-called country treasonously stolen by seditionists that were slave owners and...

Wait a sec...

A bunch of old white cis gendered males stole a country and continued the destruction of all native inhabitants with guns that no one needs, started by others from empires hundreds of years ago? 500 or more years ago? shiat!

That Cortez guy farked up all kinds of shiat. Wait a sec... Sorry that I am not connected to the socially just directive but I'm a bit confused why am I not seeing any movement to justly give to another deserved people with just claims older that 500 years.

Seems weird. Ooohhhh. That's why there are groups responsible for the social responsibility of the socially just with a media presence that were farked by the rulers of their ancestors. Those others do not deserve social justice because they do not matter in the least because they don't have the myspace books.

Yeah, fark those guys! If they wanted us to care they should have ensured a correct stance on social justice and properly ensured that others with the right to vote for their own interests come before their petty claims of sovereignty that can be justly ignored in a correct social manner.

Why isn't the District of Columbia being cancelled for it's guilt towards past crimes by it's naming of a genocidal slaver? Oh well, I'm sure someone will enlighten this knucklehead as to why.


Meds.  Now.
 
5 days ago  

Carter Pewterschmidt: iron de havilland: Carter Pewterschmidt: Who won a huge election victory in 2019, and a stunning election victory in Hartlepool a couple of months ago.

He's a winner, who kept his word and delivered his promises. Brexit? Done. EU deal? Done. Extra funding for NHS? Done. New free trade deals? Being done, TPP already being discussed. Economy doing well? Check. British satellite network to rival Starlink? Check. Huge success in vaccine procurement and delivery? Check.

Farkers were even saying President Biden would ignore Boris, but who is the first foreign leader Biden has visited? Boris, arriving a day before the other G7 leaders to talk to Boris.

By your metrics of wanting a leader who is a twat, Johnson is surely successful.

Would you not rather demand better?

Margaret Thatcher is unavailable.


Wow.
 
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