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5 days ago  
There's no shortage on dancers.  There's a shortage of dancers with the proper.....assets.
 
5 days ago  
There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


A disappointment
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: Is there a collective noun for strippers?


Like a "murder" of crows? Groups are called a "goodtime" of strippers.
 
5 days ago  
You didn't get the memo?

Everything has moved to strip from home.

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5 days ago  
Just wait until colleges raise tuition.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


Co-twerkers
 
5 days ago  
Maybe they all finally got the money for those computer classes.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Did anyone know they have porn on the internet now?

I just go to strip clubs for the buffet.
 
5 days ago  
It is the additional federal funding that is keeping them off the pole.
 
5 days ago  

brap: You didn't get the memo?

Everything has moved to strip from home.

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with the rise of onlyfans, that may be the actual reason. Why put up with sleezy club owners and groping customers when you can make more money with a Webcam.
 
5 days ago  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
5 days ago  
Have they tried treated sex workers like actual employees with benefits and serious wages instead of "independent contractors?"
 
5 days ago  

Somacandra: Have they tried treated sex workers like actual employees with benefits and serious wages instead of "independent contractors?"


WHAT?

Treat your employees like humans?

And abandon the only people on this planet worth caring abut, i.e. the business owners and the stockholders?

That's unthinkable!
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


Angels.

They are doing gods work.
 
5 days ago  
This just creates an opportunity for the second tier to move up to the pole position.
 
5 days ago  

UberDave: There's no shortage on dancers.  There's a shortage of dancers with the proper.....assets.



Covid put most of them out of twerk.
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


hoors
 
5 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: UberDave: There's no shortage on dancers.  There's a shortage of dancers with the proper.....assets.


Covid put most of them out of twerk.


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5 days ago  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?

Angels.

They are doing gods work.


Yup, they just simply fell from heaven.

"Thud."
 
5 days ago  

Somacandra: Have they tried treated sex workers like actual employees with benefits and serious wages instead of "independent contractors?"


This^^^

and

Mr. Eugenides: brap: You didn't get the memo?

Everything has moved to strip from home.

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with the rise of onlyfans, that may be the actual reason. Why put up with sleezy club owners and groping customers when you can make more money with a Webcam.


This^^^

20 years ago I lived with a striper for 6 years, still friends with many of her co workers from back then. While none of them cared about people they didn't know looking at them naked, they all hated dealing with sleazy men that insisted on always touching them and propitiation them. Plus, having to pay "house" fees to work at the bar, being require to 'tip out" the security, the DJ, the bar back, etc, no benefits, no paid days off, and a 1099 at the end of the year.
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


I think you answered your own question.  I like "a glut of strippers" as the collective term.
 
5 days ago  
Is this the short I need to YOLO all of my money it for a huge return?
 
5 days ago  
When, and where is the scouting combine? Please don't say Florida District 1. He's in enough trouble already.
 
5 days ago  
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Any Starfinder players out there?
 
5 days ago  
We cannot afford to have a stripper gap!
 
5 days ago  
So apparently there is a shortage of single moms and women working their way through grad school.
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Eugenides: brap: You didn't get the memo?

Everything has moved to strip from home.

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with the rise of onlyfans, that may be the actual reason. Why put up with sleezy club owners and groping customers when you can make more money with a Webcam.


Thanks for making my point over again and garnering all the smart points for your efforts.  Apparently, this community sees me as some sort of idiot savant that requires a translator.

P.S. It's sleazy.

P.P.S. Venmo me $ for dong pics.  I stand by my quality assurance statement.  "It may not be my penis, but it will be A penis."
 
5 days ago  

runwiz: So apparently there is a shortage of single moms and women working their way through grad school.


named Tiffini, Staci, and Britnni

the names are important.
 
5 days ago  
Clubs have gotten greedy with their stage fees. Used to be the clubs would charge 40 bucks a night for the privilege of working and using the locker room. Now a lot of them are charging $120 to 160.
 
5 days ago  

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I love this picture. Thank you for sharing!
 
5 days ago  
That's because they all took advantage of the clubs being closed to get their nursing or sociology degree.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Ah, this is the fark I remember.

/maybe I should just stay off the pol tab from now on
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


Dyke:
"A Dyke of strippers let me up on stage after I made the twenties go Brrr."
 
5 days ago  

Hoblit: Ah, this is the fark I remember.

/maybe I should just stay off the pol tab from now on


Welcome.  Pol tab sucks. All echo chamber and angry bitterness.
 
5 days ago  
Whelp, Biden has lost my vote.
 
5 days ago  
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The time to reveal my final form as an exotic dancer has finally arrived. You'll flip your lids when I go upside down clinging to the pole. Make it rain chumps!
/yes, that's Wilford Brimley
 
5 days ago  

bearded clamorer: There's a glut of young, out of work strippers in Texas.

/Is there a collective noun for strippers?


A Sadness
 
5 days ago  
If anyone ever questions my credentials as a true Farker all I have to do is point out that actually met my wife at a sex club and it was still three years before I saw her naked.
 
5 days ago  

UberDave: There's no shortage on dancers.  There's a shortage of dancers with the proper.....assets.


No shortage, just why deal with people in person when they can make the same money on only fans?

The internet is killing another business model.
 
5 days ago  

Hoblit: Ah, this is the fark I remember.

/maybe I should just stay off the pol tab from now on


I blame Trump
 
5 days ago  
The last time I went to a titty bar was 1997 in Houston and I saw a guy get shot to death in the parking lot.

The buffet was decent though.
 
5 days ago  
Into the breach, farkers!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Sorelian's Ghost: It is the additional federal funding that is keeping them off the pole.


In the UK they would say "They're off the pole and on the dole."
 
5 days ago  

Mr. Eugenides: brap: You didn't get the memo?

Everything has moved to strip from home.

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with the rise of onlyfans, that may be the actual reason. Why put up with sleezy club owners and groping customers when you can make more money with a Webcam.


I am a hot tub streamer
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They became hot tub streamers on Twitch. PNSFW, I guess?
 
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