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(Yahoo)   Get to McDonald's too early to get a Happy Meal? Do you, A) Get over it and come back later, B) Shrug your shoulders and order breakfast, or C) Threaten to shoot everyone in the building?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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1350 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2021 at 11:05 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
Let's just get this out of the way...

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Well fark, 2nd thread I've been beaten to.

/punches kitten
 
5 days ago  
No you wait to see if they give you a toy you already have, then you threaten murders unless an exchange is made.
 
5 days ago  
Wow! He really needed a happy meal!
 
5 days ago  

UberDave: Let's just get this out of the way...

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Came for the Falling Down reference. Leaving happy.
 
5 days ago  
Ive fired almost every kind of firearm there is but never a flare gun for some reason.

Maybe ill do that this weekend.

At your apartments.
 
5 days ago  
Guess it depends on how cranky the kiddo had been.

An inconsolable toddler in a car ride with just you can be utter hell.
 
5 days ago  
He should just shave his haid.
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just saying...
 
5 days ago  
At my local Micky-D's you can even go inside to pee.....Doors are still locked due to C-19...so no threats by anybody right now so I'd wait till I'm done shopping at my local Safeway....less some random Blind guy crashes into it!
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Happy Meals aren't available at all hours?
 
5 days ago  
I just want my MF Joyful Meal® !!!!  

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® McDowell's Inc.
 
5 days ago  

wild9: Guess it depends on how cranky the kiddo had been.

An inconsolable toddler in a car ride with just you can be utter hell.


That's when you leave the toddler in the McDonald's. Two birds, one stone.
 
5 days ago  
Hey c'mon guys, cars kill more people than assault rifles, am I right?
Guns are useful tools! They help us get three dollar meals twenty minutes before we're allowed to. It's in the Constitution!
 
5 days ago  
I would have to eat there first.
so D, I would go somewhere else...
 
5 days ago  

swankywanky: I just want my MF Joyful Meal® !!!!  

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® McDowell's Inc.


You know what they call a little kid who won't STFU in France?

A pain in the ass!
 
5 days ago  
An Angry Meal?
 
5 days ago  
The Boobs better goddamn be Falling Down or I swear I'll go all Falling Down on this thread!!
 
5 days ago  
Our local mcdonalds sells everything on the menu at any time. You can order lunch at bfast. You just have to wait for it longer
 
5 days ago  

UberDave: Let's just get this out of the way...

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Alrighty then.

Carry on.
 
5 days ago  
Gun people are weird.
 
5 days ago  
No, no. I don't think we have a problem with mental illness at all in this country.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Springer was charged with disorderly conduct, abusive language and four counts of brandishing.

Apparently gets to keep the gun though.
 
5 days ago  

thrillbilly1967: Our local mcdonalds sells everything on the menu at any time. You can order lunch at bfast. You just have to wait for it longer


Until lunchtime? That doesn't count.
 
5 days ago  
This is a terrible strategy.  If you shoot everyone in the building, who's going to prepare your Happy Meal?
 
5 days ago  
Surprised he didn't opt for the Violent Meal.
 
5 days ago  
In Canada, they have a breakfast Happy Meal. You get a pile of food and a toy for almost no cash so it's a great deal

Confused the heck out of the cashier when I tried to order one in Ohio, though
 
5 days ago  
Happy Meals are a curse upon this country.
 
5 days ago  

Ker_Thwap: This is a terrible strategy.  If you shoot everyone in the building, who's going to prepare your Happy Meal?


I know, right? It's called an object lesson, people.

Leave one standing and you are going to get the Happiest Meal ever.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I won't use Door Dash any more, ever. Their drivers are surly and rude and I don't want them anywhere near me. I've had some very bad experiences with them.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
The desperation required to work for DoorDash, where you essentially just pull equity out of your vehicle and are almost completely dependent on tips that you won't get if your happy meal is delivered late...

Over time it might make anyone a little crazy.
 
5 days ago  
The other day I was on a road trip.  Wanted a Bic Mac meal.  It was 10:50a.  Most McD's that I can recall start lunch at 10:30.  Not this one.  I was 10 minutes early.  I thought about shooting up the joint, but instead went across the street to BK and got a Whopper meal.  Gonna kill my heart either way, so why take others down with me?
 
5 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Ker_Thwap: This is a terrible strategy.  If you shoot everyone in the building, who's going to prepare your Happy Meal?

I know, right? It's called an object lesson, people.

Leave one standing and you are going to get the Happiest Meal ever.


::sociopath fist bump!::
 
5 days ago  

HotWingConspiracy: Springer was charged with disorderly conduct, abusive language and four counts of brandishing.

Apparently gets to keep the gun though.


Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
5 days ago  

LOLITROLU: The Boobs better goddamn be Falling Down or I swear I'll go all Falling Down on this thread!!


Not everyone is into older women. Just saying.
 
5 days ago  

Ker_Thwap: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Ker_Thwap: This is a terrible strategy.  If you shoot everyone in the building, who's going to prepare your Happy Meal?

I know, right? It's called an object lesson, people.

Leave one standing and you are going to get the Happiest Meal ever.

::sociopath fist bump!::


::bump-back::
 
5 days ago  
D-FENS

/MAGA
 
5 days ago  

Yellow Beard: UberDave: Let's just get this out of the way...

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Came for the Falling Down reference. Leaving happy.


but without a Happy Meal

/Don't shoot me!
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: Ive fired almost every kind of firearm there is but never a flare gun for some reason.

Maybe ill do that this weekend.

At your apartments.


I've fired motor launched fireworks. It's kinda like the HomeDepot zip gun of flare guns.
 
5 days ago  

PapermonkeyExpress: Happy Meals are a curse upon this country.


When Fast Food Restaurants Give Out Toys
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"Now we're setting our sights on your kids!"
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: Ive fired almost every kind of firearm there is but never a flare gun for some reason.

Maybe ill do that this weekend.

At your apartments.


And I just realized you probably meant to post this in another thread. Still kinda fits though.
 
5 days ago  
I'm 65. Never bought a Happy Meal, not even for a kid. We give McD gift certificates to the kids in the Family. Can't understand not being able to wait a few minutes & I'm married into a Family where ADD/ADHD/ODD/EIEiO/ETC run like water down a steep hill, & they'd just shrug & sit to wait it out. Another guy to use as an example to adopt gun laws like Australia/UK/Canada. One day the USA will have had enough or some tiny-dick with a Derringer will have killed too many like in Tasmania and the confiscations will begin and SCOTUS will finally correctly interpret the 2nd Amend. No one should have a gun who has not served honorably in the Armed Forces. That is the implied militia requirement.
 
5 days ago  
Saw a couple get arrested once at an all-night McD's because the guy kept demanding hash browns at 3:00 a.m., even after being told they weren't available until 6. I still remember the girl screaming "You got us arrested for farking hash browns?
 
5 days ago  
So, where was the good guy with the gun? Was that guy the good guy? I'm so confused.
 
5 days ago  

anfrind: Gun people are weird.


Do they fire straight up or are their eyes on the handle, or what?  I've never seen one of those.
 
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