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(Mirror.co.uk)   Donna's dos and do not dos for first-time nudists. Walking amongst hay bales is apparently a do (NSFW)   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Giggity, Naturism, Nude beach, Donna Price, naked living, Nudity, British Naturism, past year, Naturism Campaign  
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2021-06-10 6:22:50 AM  
Ladies, please don't tear up the bar or we'll tase you.

Gents, the most popular man is still the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.
 
2021-06-10 6:30:04 AM  
Her most precious of areas were apparently filmed by Japanese pornographers.

/would
//am old too
///to old for three times though
 
2021-06-10 7:10:57 AM  
Do: Be good looking.   I body wants to see an ugly nude.
 
2021-06-10 7:11:17 AM  
She forgot mention the importance of a hat. You need a place to carry keys and some cash.
 
2021-06-10 7:23:33 AM  

eurotrader: She forgot mention the importance of a hat. You need a place to carry keys and some cash.


Psshh. What do you think fanny packs are for?
 
2021-06-10 7:29:05 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: eurotrader: She forgot mention the importance of a hat. You need a place to carry keys and some cash.

Psshh. What do you think fanny packs are for?


Guess they are for a weird tan line.
 
2021-06-10 8:13:30 AM  
FTFA: "Naturism only has a 30 per cent balance of women, so a naked female on the beach is like 'oh my god it's a female'.

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2021-06-10 9:43:20 AM  
Never do the "floppy dance" around others.
 
2021-06-10 10:54:04 AM  
Sunscreen. Lots of sunscreen.
 
2021-06-10 11:04:05 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Ladies, please don't tear up the bar or we'll tase you.

Gents, the most popular man is still the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.


Sorry, the holes in the donuts are too small.
 
2021-06-10 11:05:27 AM  

offacue: Her most precious of areas were apparently filmed by Japanese pornographers.

/would
//am old too
///to old for three times though


Maybe we could tagteam.
 
2021-06-10 11:05:28 AM  
as with all aspects of life....
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2021-06-10 11:10:53 AM  
Do be somewhere where there is no chance of me seeing you.
 
2021-06-10 11:17:08 AM  
Who joins a club to be naked? I can be naked at home for free.
 
2021-06-10 11:20:18 AM  
I will remember this. Now to find a nude beach near me....
 
2021-06-10 11:31:21 AM  
Donna, Donna buck naked nonna. Weird Al, you seeing this?.
 
2021-06-10 11:46:22 AM  
"Naturism only has a 30 per cent balance of women, so a naked female on the beach is like 'oh my god it's a female'.
"But a lot of the naturist guys like to have mixed company. It is quite nice to talk to a woman for a change"


Thanks Donna, I'd have never guessed that a bunch of guys would want to talk to a naked woman.
 
2021-06-10 11:48:59 AM  
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2021-06-10 11:55:53 AM  

dionysusaur: Pinche Mateo: Ladies, please don't tear up the bar or we'll tase you.

Gents, the most popular man is still the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Sorry, the holes in the donuts are too small.


That's what lube is for.
 
2021-06-10 11:56:44 AM  
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2021-06-10 11:57:33 AM  

Pinche Mateo: Ladies, please don't tear up the bar or we'll tase you.

Gents, the most popular man is still the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.


FYI...avoid the cream-filled ones....
 
2021-06-10 11:57:40 AM  

mike_d85:

"Naturism only has a 30 per cent balance of women, so a naked female on the beach is like 'oh my god it's a female'.
"But a lot of the naturist guys like to have mixed company. It is quite nice to talk to a woman for a change"


Thanks Donna, I'd have never guessed that a bunch of guys would want to talk to a naked woman.


Most of the naturist campgrounds and beaches in Europe are family friendly. There will be children and the elderly all over. Meet a few people's elderly parents at some. Granted most also require a person be a member of a naturist association or a escorted guest to enter.
 
2021-06-10 12:06:23 PM  
Warning: article contains nudity

Article: all the good bits are blurred out
 
2021-06-10 12:20:35 PM  

Arkanaut: That's what lube is for.


I read that in Amy Grant's voice.
 
2021-06-10 12:29:57 PM  

dionysusaur: Pinche Mateo: Ladies, please don't tear up the bar or we'll tase you.

Gents, the most popular man is still the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Sorry, the holes in the donuts are too small.


Please pick up the white courtesy phone. Without putting down the coffees.
 
2021-06-10 12:31:32 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Arkanaut: That's what lube is for.

I read that in Amy Grant's voice.


Or Dionne Warwick.
 
2021-06-10 1:03:40 PM  

Arkanaut: dionysusaur: Pinche Mateo: Ladies, please don't tear up the bar or we'll tase you.

Gents, the most popular man is still the one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts at the same time.

Sorry, the holes in the donuts are too small.

That's what lube jelly is for.

FTFY
 
2021-06-10 1:12:27 PM  
nope
 
2021-06-10 1:54:10 PM  
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Seriously.

/ don't sit your nude ass on anything
 
2021-06-10 2:26:27 PM  
What if you're male and you find yourself among the others in a naturally aroused state? Maybe its because you just woke up, the reason doesn't really matter. If the whole idea is that its just a natural part of the body, there's nothing to be embarassed about, then? But if males aren't asked to hide that.... eww, gross.

/ no i didn't RTFA
 
2021-06-10 2:59:07 PM  

ChibiDebuHage: What if you're male and you find yourself among the others in a naturally aroused state? Maybe its because you just woke up, the reason doesn't really matter. If the whole idea is that its just a natural part of the body, there's nothing to be embarassed about, then? But if males aren't asked to hide that.... eww, gross.

/ no i didn't RTFA


Well, if that happens...
Limbo Rock - Chubby Checker
Youtube gq7pxUgjLz0
 
2021-06-10 3:36:50 PM  
Donna was probably quite hot when she was younger. Honestly, as a "vintage" lady, I wouldn't say no.
 
2021-06-10 6:35:13 PM  
She suggests a designated nudist beach because, "You won't stand out too much."

I don't stand out too much, to the disappointment of Mrs. handsome boy model.
 
2021-06-10 9:18:19 PM  
gaggity?
 
2021-06-11 1:54:39 AM  

cman: Warning: article contains nudity

Article: all the goodnaughty bits are blurred out


Fixt for American puritanical morality.
 
2021-06-11 2:00:21 AM  

KC Dutchman: FTFA: "Naturism only has a 30 per cent balance of women, so a naked female on the beach is like 'oh my god it's a female'.

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That's why you have to sing the naturist club anthem...

Nude Beach - SNL
Youtube G3xc4LMTrT0


... "The Penis Song."
 
2021-06-11 8:46:20 AM  

Another Government Employee: Donna was probably quite hot when she was younger. Honestly, as a "vintage" lady, I wouldn't say no.


The "vintage" women will gladly do things that the younger women haven't even heard of.
And yes, I would totally break out the grape seed oil, the good ropes, and the coyote & roadrunner masks for her.
 
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