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1403 clicks; posted to Food » on 10 Jun 2021 at 7:35 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-09 11:02:54 PM  
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2021-06-09 11:11:07 PM  
J.Sarah, Sarah.
Whatever will be, will be.
 
2021-06-09 11:13:41 PM  
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2021-06-09 11:16:29 PM  
Size doesn't matter sez no one ever.
 
2021-06-09 11:18:18 PM  
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2021-06-09 11:18:21 PM  
And?
 
2021-06-09 11:18:48 PM  
What is this, a burrito for ants?
 
2021-06-09 11:22:41 PM  
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2021-06-09 11:24:03 PM  
Subby is dead to me!

/for tax purposes
 
2021-06-09 11:25:50 PM  
SOMEbody's a size queen. Here you go:

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2021-06-09 11:26:43 PM  
Also, how do we know that's not a gigantic fork?! You know, to fool us!

/I'm onto you ...
 
2021-06-09 11:27:37 PM  
What about it?

Looks like a regular burrito.
 
2021-06-09 11:31:05 PM  
Taco Town - SNL
Youtube evUWersr7pc
 
2021-06-09 11:32:33 PM  
I don't know where you live. Is mayonnaise spicy for your people?
 
2021-06-09 11:36:06 PM  
That's a taquito going through an allergic reaction or a burrito-ito
 
2021-06-09 11:43:58 PM  
Ohhh the fork is for size! I missed the fork and thought it was ingredients and was like "meh, I get that white rice is dumb, but 'worst' might be an exaggeration".

/Freebirds is better
//Covid closed the one near my work
 
2021-06-10 12:10:24 AM  
And that probably cost $30 with delivery and tip.
 
2021-06-10 12:20:42 AM  
Now that's a burrito.
(Los Tres Chiles in Santa Rosa, CA)

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2021-06-10 12:45:16 AM  
This is how you grow up to be a Farker?

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2021-06-10 12:48:49 AM  

IgG4: Size doesn't matter sez no one ever.


We don't know the content and how compacted it may be. The thing could weigh a pound if it was made by a Cartel.
 
2021-06-10 12:52:26 AM  
Woah. Stop the presses. Something listed as "entree 2 of 2" isn't a burrito big enough to bludgeon someone to death with. Imagine my surprise.

/ really not seeing the problem here
 
2021-06-10 1:03:48 AM  

fragMasterFlash: This is how you grow up to be a Farker?

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Came here for Gordito's big-as-a-baby burrito, leaving satisfied.

/and full af
 
2021-06-10 1:38:02 AM  
Wasn't this the opening of a Letterkenny episode?
 
2021-06-10 1:47:58 AM  

make me some tea: Now that's a burrito.
(Los Tres Chiles in Santa Rosa, CA)

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Been there
Can confirm.
 
2021-06-10 2:14:36 AM  
Your 0 follower Twitter account sucks, subby
 
2021-06-10 3:25:17 AM  
When I did Uber Eats, I farking hated Chipotle, because you would be waiting for-farking-ever for the food
 
2021-06-10 6:08:49 AM  

TuckFrump: When I did Uber Eats, I farking hated Chipotle, because you would be waiting for-farking-ever for the food


But not for the Cholera symptoms?
 
2021-06-10 7:53:19 AM  
I spent a decade in Santa Fe one summer, and the best thing I remember was a burrito joint to the north of town, somewhere in the general vicinity of Pojoaque, where a team of Mexican American ladies constantly added to the heap of potatoes roasting on the grill, and you could eat your burrito enjoying the desert breezes under the shade of a big old tree.

That was a good burrito, and I'd be grateful if a Santa Fe Farker reminded me of the name of the place.
 
2021-06-10 7:59:34 AM  

HawgWild: SOMEbody's a size queen. Here you go:

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at least they made sure to kill the burrito before serving it
 
2021-06-10 8:07:23 AM  
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2021-06-10 8:09:04 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Woah. Stop the presses. Something listed as "entree 2 of 2" isn't a burrito big enough to bludgeon someone to death with. Imagine my surprise.

/ really not seeing the problem here


Can we party? You sound fun.
 
2021-06-10 8:12:52 AM  
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2021-06-10 8:41:00 AM  
I prefer a meal I can actually finish in one sitting. Am I the only one?
 
2021-06-10 8:42:01 AM  
When it comes to bad burritos from chipotle.  I can understand the poorly wrapped messy diaper I get from my local chipotle.
If I want a giant burrito I go to rob burritos and get myself a fat fark five toddler
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2021-06-10 8:51:19 AM  
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2021-06-10 8:53:11 AM  

make me some tea: Now that's a burrito.
(Los Tres Chiles in Santa Rosa, CA)

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A burrito supreme.
Burrito supreme.
Burrito supreme.
Burrito supreme.

*Cue sax solo*
 
2021-06-10 9:08:46 AM  

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The hell?
 
2021-06-10 9:08:51 AM  
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2021-06-10 9:11:13 AM  

Pinche Mateo: TuckFrump: When I did Uber Eats, I farking hated Chipotle, because you would be waiting for-farking-ever for the food

But not for the Cholera symptoms?


You go to Taco bell for that
 
2021-06-10 9:13:07 AM  

Subtonic: I prefer a meal I can actually finish in one sitting. Am I the only one?


Yes
 
2021-06-10 9:15:47 AM  
Baja Fresh is way better than Chipotle.  Always has been.
 
2021-06-10 9:22:27 AM  
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2021-06-10 9:25:45 AM  

WTFDYW: Subtonic: I prefer a meal I can actually finish in one sitting. Am I the only one?

Yes


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2021-06-10 9:28:50 AM  

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Dasher McHappenstance: Wasn't this the opening of a Letterkenny episode?


Well, at least we're not talking about tacos from ....uh-elll-eyyy....
 
2021-06-10 9:31:20 AM  

FrancoFile: Baja Fresh is way better than Chipotle.  Always has been.


We don't have anything like that up here in Northern Maine.  Not even a Chipotle (nearest one is in Bangor).  BUT...we have a Chipotle clone called "Pronto Burrito," which, imho, actually does a better job (and is a bit cheaper) than Chipotle.  Probably helps that they have a friendly staff that's all Hispanic and knows what the f*ck they're doing...
 
2021-06-10 9:32:41 AM  
If you want a big burrito maybe get more than 3 ingredients from farking Chipoltle? they serve half a burrito with a salad shoved in the other half.
 
2021-06-10 9:36:22 AM  
meh, whenever we've been to chipotle (qdoba, etc.) I do whatever foodtab's lifehack told me to do - order a "burrito" bowl with a metric fark-tonne of free tortillas on the side.

personally I ain't see much wrong with the one FTFT. oh no, it's... *DUN DUN DUN* normal size! they could have at least opened it up and taken pics, cut inside it, taken pics, &c. &c. - your photo really sucks, Subby, good one!

meanwhile, in the spirit of this thread -

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/always be dog-shaming, people!
 
2021-06-10 9:36:30 AM  
If that's the worst burrito you've ever had you either don't eat burritos a lot or lead a very sheltered life
 
2021-06-10 9:37:20 AM  
Subby sounds fat.

/portion size yo
 
2021-06-10 9:39:45 AM  

johnny_vegas: If that's the worst burrito you've ever had you either don't eat burritos a lot or lead a very sheltered life


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