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5 days ago  
mid-page ad was for 'vintage leather bags'
 
5 days ago  
Don't care, touched boobies.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Oh, so there's a Facebook group with thousands of followers that say it's real?  Must be real then.  Also, by that criterion, autism after vaccines is real.

And a plastic surgeon that makes a living off higher YouTube or instagram hits?  I'm sure he's not just wanting to make a video go viral.

Here's the deal:  I don't like implants.  I think they look bad.  I think they are an unnecessary risk (however minimal, but unnecessary).  If women want to get them, it's their life and their body, but I'm certainly not among the people encouraging it.  Point is, I'm not pro-implant or defending the industry.  I am also not saying that this illness isn't real.  But some botoxed asshole saying it is real isn't evidence that it's real.

You know what's evidence that it's real?  Actual evidence.  Give me studies, p values, pathophysiology.  Don't give me some celeb surgeon on Instagram and a Facebook group.

\ I don't care that much about implants.
\\ somebody I know fot what is likely a case of viral induced tinnitus and now she's telling everybody that the COVID vaccine caused it.
\\\ and of course, there's a Facebook group.  I'm just sick of the idiocy.
 
5 days ago  
We have know about this since the 80's, some people are a allergic to silicone shoved in their bodies and they can and do rupture.

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5 days ago  
Bre*st Implants

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5 days ago  
"...tend to reveal themselves slowly when they do. Pain, inflammation, skin rashes, hair loss, brain fog, joint aches, digestive issues and fatigue ..."

I think I have BII too.  Or maybe it's just aging.
 
5 days ago  
I think getting breast implants in the first place is a big hint that something might be up with you mentally.

(Not 100%, I can think of some legitimate reasons, just don't feel they are terribly common.)
 
5 days ago  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

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5 days ago  
There are no fake boobies, Subby.

Some are just a mite more natural than others.

Is your wine "fake" because the grapevines didn't just naturally sprout out of the ground at that particular spot? Of course Not!

Is your whisky "fake" because the wood for the aging barrel came from this ridge instead of that one? Of course not!

Is your barbeque "fake" because the pig wasn't born on fire? Of course not!

Now take your blasphemous ass to bed and we'll speak no more of the subject...
 
5 days ago  
High grade silicon makes great, safe, reuseable food bags.

Not so sure it's equally as safe for fun bags.  That shiate is inside a body.
 
5 days ago  
That would be a hell of a pandemic. Do you call in or spread it to your coworkers? Most Americans can't take a sick day.
 
5 days ago  

Jeff5: There are no fake boobies, Subby.

Some are just a mite more natural than others.
Is your wine "fake" because the grapevines didn't just naturally sprout out of the ground at that particular spot? Of course Not!
Is your whisky "fake" because the wood for the aging barrel came from this ridge instead of that one? Of course not!
Is your barbeque "fake" because the pig wasn't born on fire? Of course not!
Now take your blasphemous ass to bed and we'll speak no more of the subject...


I was at a lingerie bar and my friend asked a girl working there are they real, she lifted her bikini top and said squeeze them they are real if you can feel them.  (they were totally silicone but she was right). I thought it was cool but a bit disconcerting, I am not that guy that would squeeze a random ladies breasts. But she ended up becoming a hairstylist and a friend and cut my hair for the next 10 years.
 
5 days ago  

DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

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IBTC members are just as awesome as those in the H-bomb Club.

It's the four standard deviation spread in the middle that does nothing for me.
 
5 days ago  

englaja: DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

[Fark user image image 320x480]

IBTC members are just as awesome as those in the H-bomb Club.

It's the four standard deviation spread in the middle that does nothing for me.


I am a patriotic mammal, first, last and always.
 
5 days ago  
First you get in the kids, then you try to be edgy.

Sad, sad.
 
5 days ago  

DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

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Sad face. There are people out there who like flatter breasts. Also people out there that don't care so long as you are the right person.
 
5 days ago  
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I've got a friend who's Boobies were a size 48 ggg & she had her's cut down to a 34 b.
She's very happy she did it.......no more back pain!
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I saw the guy on Botched a couple of years, he can in to have them removed but ended up keeping them in........I'd still pass on that one real quick too......!
He only got them on a bet for $100,000.00 if he agreed to keep them in for a year & as for as I know he still has them for almost 20 years not......What a Shamaeel!!!!!
 
5 days ago  

englaja: DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

[Fark user image image 320x480]

IBTC members are just as awesome as those in the H-bomb Club.

It's the four standard deviation spread in the middle that does nothing for me.


I admire the true connoisseur's devotion to seeking outliers.
 
5 days ago  

englaja: DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

[Fark user image image 320x480]

IBTC members are just as awesome as those in the H-bomb Club.
It's the four standard deviation spread in the middle that does nothing for me.


I think it was the movie Screwballs that said "I must, I must, I must increase my bust" while working out.
Which is not true at all ladies.
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5 days ago  

LiberalConservative: DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

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Sad face. There are people out there who like flatter breasts. Also people out there that don't care so long as you are the right person.


I totally agree, to me it does not matter about breasts. I am definitely a face person, then a leg and butt man. When it comes to love we all get over it and see the beauty or in a women's case men's handsomeness. None of us are perfect.
 
5 days ago  

Insain2: [Fark user image 220x118]

I've got a friend who's Boobies were a size 48 ggg & she had her's cut down to a 34 b.
She's very happy she did it.......no more back pain!
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I saw the guy on Botched a couple of years, he can in to have them removed but ended up keeping them in........I'd still pass on that one real quick too......!
He only got them on a bet for $100,000.00 if he agreed to keep them in for a year & as for as I know he still has them for almost 20 years not......What a Shamaeel!!!!!


No bad not safe for work, even thought that is is a guy it would be flagged as porn at my work.
 
5 days ago  
he was becoming more interested in holistic medicine and "questioning his training."

Oop. Red flag.
 
5 days ago  
Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.
 
5 days ago  

GoodDoctorB: he was becoming more interested in holistic medicine and "questioning his training."

Oop. Red flag.


Holistic medicine is that kind of medicine you get when you don't really need real medicine yet or you're telling yourself that you don't.
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: GoodDoctorB: he was becoming more interested in holistic medicine and "questioning his training."

Oop. Red flag.

Holistic medicine is that kind of medicine you get when you don't really need real medicine yet or you're telling yourself that you don't.


I'm willing to accept the "maybe it affects systems in ways we don't understand yet" excuse, but I want to hear somebody with a medical doctorate and treatment experience say so.
 
5 days ago  

GoodDoctorB: omg bbq: GoodDoctorB: he was becoming more interested in holistic medicine and "questioning his training."

Oop. Red flag.

Holistic medicine is that kind of medicine you get when you don't really need real medicine yet or you're telling yourself that you don't.

I'm willing to accept the "maybe it affects systems in ways we don't understand yet" excuse, but I want to hear somebody with a medical doctorate and treatment experience say so.


But I have healing crystals.
 
5 days ago  
Not even boobies will get me to click on a NYP link.
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: GoodDoctorB: omg bbq: GoodDoctorB: he was becoming more interested in holistic medicine and "questioning his training."

Oop. Red flag.

Holistic medicine is that kind of medicine you get when you don't really need real medicine yet or you're telling yourself that you don't.

I'm willing to accept the "maybe it affects systems in ways we don't understand yet" excuse, but I want to hear somebody with a medical doctorate and treatment experience say so.

But I have healing crystals.


Imma put it on my magnet necklace!
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.


Girls with very small breasts who cant fill out a dress I understand. Most of us guys don't care though just wear a padded bra.
But what I have learned from many, many, many men, if your wife wants a boob job then she is looking to leave you. She may just not like her breasts after having a child but who is she trying to impress? A bra works just fine for outfits and dresses, it may because she is looking elsewhere. Are you having sex?  Not very often, then you are done in her eyes. It is over. Women are always looking for greener grass. And I guess men cheat also, they never talked to me about that and I never did that.
 
5 days ago  

DigitalDirt: omg bbq: Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.

Girls with very small breasts who cant fill out a dress I understand. Most of us guys don't care though just wear a padded bra.
But what I have learned from many, many, many men, if your wife wants a boob job then she is looking to leave you. She may just not like her breasts after having a child but who is she trying to impress? A bra works just fine for outfits and dresses, it may because she is looking elsewhere. Are you having sex?  Not very often, then you are done in her eyes. It is over. Women are always looking for greener grass. And I guess men cheat also, they never talked to me about that and I never did that.


This sounds more anecdotal but you do you. Most marriages don't last, breast implants or not.
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: Holistic medicine


Holistic medicine is really fake, although some herbs can help, but don't be that mother or father that tries to cure your kids with Holistic medicine and end up killing them.
You are not a doctor learning from years of practice from people all over the world.
Why don't you just claim COVID is fake while you are at it. Oh wait she can't her child is already dead.

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5 days ago  

omg bbq: DigitalDirt: omg bbq: Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.

Girls with very small breasts who cant fill out a dress I understand. Most of us guys don't care though just wear a padded bra.
But what I have learned from many, many, many men, if your wife wants a boob job then she is looking to leave you. She may just not like her breasts after having a child but who is she trying to impress? A bra works just fine for outfits and dresses, it may because she is looking elsewhere. Are you having sex?  Not very often, then you are done in her eyes. It is over. Women are always looking for greener grass. And I guess men cheat also, they never talked to me about that and I never did that.

This sounds more anecdotal but you do you. Most marriages don't last, breast implants or not.


True, but guys getting a breast implant, that is a sign she may be on the prowl.
 
5 days ago  
Point is though,  similar to fibromyalgia,  as the cause and cure for BII or ASIA are outside of a doctors control they dismiss the whole thing as psychological and try and recommend bingo or aqua-aerobics as a therapy.

I was lucky that I have friends who are doctors  and one realised that the 'phantom' pain and most of the symptoms in TFA that I'd been presenting with for years was actually ten cubes of Triplex glass and some gravel stuck in my hip and leg from a car crash in 97.
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.


I like that, "Your body your journey". Wiser words have rarely been spoken. When I was younger I might not have understood, but nowadays I definitely think that's spot on.

I do hope this is nothing. Surgery has enough risk without having to worry about the implants themselves. I was under the impression they had gotten better/safer after the public complaints and suits, but really since it's not something that has anything to do with me I don't know anything about it. This guy doesn't seem very reliable but that's not to say nobody has had bad outcomes or there weren't flaws in implants.
 
5 days ago  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: englaja: DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

[Fark user image image 320x480]

IBTC members are just as awesome as those in the H-bomb Club.

It's the four standard deviation spread in the middle that does nothing for me.

I admire the true connoisseur's devotion to seeking outliers.


The true connoisseur appreciates all sorts.
I like all the standard and non-standard deviations.
 
5 days ago  
I know how you guys feel. I don't like fake erections. So stop taking those pills already.
 
5 days ago  

Gawdzila: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: englaja: DigitalDirt: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Bre*st Implants

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Pretty sure Pink does not have implants, or the smallest ones that would be installed.
I dated a girl and she said said she is getting over the surgery for her implants, I said are you preparing?  She said no just got them, she was a small B-cup. She was super skinny and did not want to look fake, said she was as flat a boy before.
She must have been less than this lady before when started, she said you could see her ribs where her boobs were.

[Fark user image image 320x480]

IBTC members are just as awesome as those in the H-bomb Club.

It's the four standard deviation spread in the middle that does nothing for me.

I admire the true connoisseur's devotion to seeking outliers.

The true connoisseur appreciates all sorts.
I like all the standard and non-standard deviations.


Mmmmm..... bell curves....
 
5 days ago  

adamatari: omg bbq: Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.

I like that, "Your body your journey". Wiser words have rarely been spoken. When I was younger I might not have understood, but nowadays I definitely think that's spot on.

I do hope this is nothing. Surgery has enough risk without having to worry about the implants themselves. I was under the impression they had gotten better/safer after the public complaints and suits, but really since it's not something that has anything to do with me I don't know anything about it. This guy doesn't seem very reliable but that's not to say nobody has had bad outcomes or there weren't flaws in implants.


He makes one good point - that the existing research has all been done by people who sell the product for profit, and is not to be trusted.
But that doesn't make his conjecture a substitute for good research.
It just means that we know even less than we thought we did.
 
5 days ago  

brilett: I know how you guys feel. I don't like fake erections. So stop taking those pills already.


I'll have you know that I don't need pills to get it up.  It just takes donkey porn.

Then my wife is very accommodating and shouts "hee haw" for the 20 second it takes.
 
5 days ago  
Fake 'ol bitties.
 
5 days ago  

jso2897: adamatari: omg bbq: Your body your journey. If you want implants go for it.  The dudes who biatch about "fake" boobs are the same guys who would show up an hour early for their appointment at the Dick Get-Biggerer Clinic™

I've had two partners with implants in the past and both did it for their own reasons and were very happy. I've dated women with nonexistent to massive boobs and really don't have a preference.

I like that, "Your body your journey". Wiser words have rarely been spoken. When I was younger I might not have understood, but nowadays I definitely think that's spot on.

I do hope this is nothing. Surgery has enough risk without having to worry about the implants themselves. I was under the impression they had gotten better/safer after the public complaints and suits, but really since it's not something that has anything to do with me I don't know anything about it. This guy doesn't seem very reliable but that's not to say nobody has had bad outcomes or there weren't flaws in implants.

He makes one good point - that the existing research has all been done by people who sell the product for profit, and is not to be trusted.
But that doesn't make his conjecture a substitute for good research.
It just means that we know even less than we thought we did.


Sure! I'll agree with all of that.

The only dog I have in this fight is that folks who shame people for getting cosmetic surgery are dying on the smallest hill possible.

I don't care who has fake tits/ass/nose/chin/pecs/titanium butthole, I don't even care WHY they got it but I hope it makes them feel better about themselves.
The irony (is it even irony? Ever since JLP my notion of irony has been totally skewed, thanks A) of it all is that a lot of the flack comes from dudes and most dudes I know or see out in the wild would customize the peanuts in their shiat If they could they love customizing stuff so much. Every other show on TV is some hipster customizing or restoring some rusty thing (perhaps a trombone), and yet there is so much static regarding a body that is not even theirs.
Fark loves to talk about Ivanka's implants for example; I can think of ten things this instant that she deserves flack for more than a choice about her body.  Yes even evil and opportunistic father-farkers should have agency over their body.

We have enough shiat blasting at us every waking hour reminding us all about how awful we are.
 
5 days ago  

I May Be Crazy But...: brilett: I know how you guys feel. I don't like fake erections. So stop taking those pills already.

I'll have you know that I don't need pills to get it up.  It just takes donkey porn.

Then my wife is very accommodating and shouts "hee haw" for the 20 second it takes.


Pro Tip: she's laughing.
 
5 days ago  
Fake boobs feel like bags of sand.
 
5 days ago  

DigitalDirt: omg bbq: Holistic medicine

Holistic medicine is really fake, although some herbs can help, but don't be that mother or father that tries to cure your kids with Holistic medicine and end up killing them.
You are not a doctor learning from years of practice from people all over the world.
Why don't you just claim COVID is fake while you are at it. Oh wait she can't her child is already dead.

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https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/t​rial-of-woman-who-treated-son-with-hol​istic-medicine-will-reignite-debate-ov​er-alternative-treatments


Holistic medicine isn't fake, people just misuse the term.

Holistic means treating the whole body, mind, and spirit.  A simple example is giving the patient a nice chair to sit in, a blanket, and and a cup of juice in the recovery room for their procedure (vs sitting on the thin sheet of paper covering a hospital bed in a cold drafty gown).  Note the important bit of having actually done the medical procedure.  By making the experience nicer people actually have better outcomes.

Giving someone a cup of juice and expecting them to get better is not holistic medicine.
 
5 days ago  
They suffer from Bill?
Sounds like a personal issue.
 
5 days ago  
Breast implants can cause brain fog

Are we sure that's not the blonde hair? Confounding variables at work!
 
5 days ago  

RogermcAllen: DigitalDirt: omg bbq: Holistic medicine

Holistic medicine is really fake, although some herbs can help, but don't be that mother or father that tries to cure your kids with Holistic medicine and end up killing them.
You are not a doctor learning from years of practice from people all over the world.
Why don't you just claim COVID is fake while you are at it. Oh wait she can't her child is already dead.

[Fark user image 288x216]

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/t​rial-of-woman-who-treated-son-with-hol​istic-medicine-will-reignite-debate-ov​er-alternative-treatments

Holistic medicine isn't fake, people just misuse the term.

Holistic means treating the whole body, mind, and spirit.  A simple example is giving the patient a nice chair to sit in, a blanket, and and a cup of juice in the recovery room for their procedure (vs sitting on the thin sheet of paper covering a hospital bed in a cold drafty gown).  Note the important bit of having actually done the medical procedure.  By making the experience nicer people actually have better outcomes.

Giving someone a cup of juice and expecting them to get better is not holistic medicine.


No not fake, but extremely unreliable, kill your kid then you are liable.
 
5 days ago  
And yet he still offers and performs breast augmentation surgery.
 
5 days ago  
"Brain fog" - so he's saying larger breasts lowers intelligence?

Well, there probably is a correlation.  But the cause is most likely "she doesn't think/work hard because she is so pretty she never needed to."
 
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