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(Mediaite)   Fauci: When you attack me, you are attacking science. Yeah, that should shut his critics up   (mediaite.com) divider line
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5 days ago  
Well, Twitler's favorite book, Two Corinthians 5:7 says "For we walk by faith and not by sight."
That is the polar opposite of science and they consider it a virtue.
 
5 days ago  
With disease, ignorance and pestilence ravaging the land it feels like the dark ages of the 21st century are descending upon us.

/from the fury of the MAGATs, O science, deliver us
 
5 days ago  
My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.

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I seriously don't understand any of this.
 
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5 days ago  

Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.
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I seriously don't understand any of this.


Dude, I don't either.  My network doesn't have people like that in it, but I can still see and feel their effect.  I just don't get it.  Two hours of talking about it might nail down a thing or two, but it's just, it's just weird as hell, and sad.
 
5 days ago  

433: Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.
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I seriously don't understand any of this.

Dude, I don't either.  My network doesn't have people like that in it, but I can still see and feel their effect.  I just don't get it.  Two hours of talking about it might nail down a thing or two, but it's just, it's just weird as hell, and sad.


I overhear people here in south central PA talk.
They all need a prefrontal intervention
 
5 days ago  
Did he know about the "magnetic vaccine crystals"?
 
5 days ago  
I heard that interview live. Chuck Todd realized that wasn't going to be a good line but in context it made sense-he was actually talking about the NIH, the CDC and the Surgeon General in the same paragraph. He was using himself as an example because he can only speak for himself.
 
5 days ago  

Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.

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I seriously don't understand any of this.


Your relative wanted even more people to die. Period.
 
5 days ago  
From, like, today:

Greene accused Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being "criminally liable" for the pandemic outbreak because, she charged without evidence, he "was using American tax dollars and sending it to the Wuhan lab to fund this research that was creating viruses."

"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."

Bannon then asked her if she found it implausible that the virus was the subject of research meant to find vaccines and somehow the material evolved into COVID-19.

"No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."
 
5 days ago  

Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.

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I seriously don't understand any of this.


Why would he need to be sent to jail? Because your MIL had to wear a mask during the last rush on pork rinds at Piggly Wigglies?

What has he done to anyone that needs him to go to jail????
 
5 days ago  

HighOnCraic: From, like, today:

Greene accused Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being "criminally liable" for the pandemic outbreak because, she charged without evidence, he "was using American tax dollars and sending it to the Wuhan lab to fund this research that was creating viruses."

"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."

Bannon then asked her if she found it implausible that the virus was the subject of research meant to find vaccines and somehow the material evolved into COVID-19.

"No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."


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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Hi there,

Welp, Galileo was wrong.

My bad.

Signed,

Republicans
 
5 days ago  

HighOnCraic: From, like, today:

Greene accused Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being "criminally liable" for the pandemic outbreak because, she charged without evidence, he "was using American tax dollars and sending it to the Wuhan lab to fund this research that was creating viruses."

"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."

Bannon then asked her if she found it implausible that the virus was the subject of research meant to find vaccines and somehow the material evolved into COVID-19.

"No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."


That's amazing thinking.
 
5 days ago  

Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.

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I seriously don't understand any of this.


When things go wrong the intellectually weak always need a scape goat. It doesn't matter if the scape goat has anything to do with what went wrong, it just has to be correlated enough to invent a conspiracy with the scape goat in the middle so they can throw all the blame at that person. They need something to hate.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
I think they picked Fauci to hate on because of the reasons above but singled him out because he was an antagonist to Trump.
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: HighOnCraic: From, like, today:

Greene accused Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being "criminally liable" for the pandemic outbreak because, she charged without evidence, he "was using American tax dollars and sending it to the Wuhan lab to fund this research that was creating viruses."

"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."

Bannon then asked her if she found it implausible that the virus was the subject of research meant to find vaccines and somehow the material evolved into COVID-19.

"No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."

That's amazing thinking.


Their god is so farking WEAK! Jesus farking Christ I'm a farking atheist but sometimes when I look at the sheer scope of all existence there's a thought at the back of my head that maybe, just maybe, there is a higher power that created all this just to create and fill his creation with wonders.


And then this biatch kneecaps that all mighty creator by saying he has a fourth farking grade education and only because he blew the teacher but that's okay as God was held back twenty years. Sweet lemony fresh Buddha do these believers piss me off as a believer and I don't even believe! I'm offended on behalf of a system of belief I have no stock in solely because they get it so farking wrong that I am pulled into their event horizon of sheer farking stupidity and the crushing forces of their ignorance forces me to compress into the same space as a believer!

We could use her farking skull aa radiation shielding for a trip to Mars.
 
5 days ago  

liquidsiphon: I think they picked Fauci to hate on because of the reasons above but singled him out because he was an antagonist to Trump.


That's it ina nutshell.


Trump said fauci was bad.  Also, he recommended wearing masks.

That's the extent of their reasoning
 
5 days ago  

HighOnCraic: From, like, today:

Greene accused Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being "criminally liable" for the pandemic outbreak because, she charged without evidence, he "was using American tax dollars and sending it to the Wuhan lab to fund this research that was creating viruses."

"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."

Bannon then asked her if she found it implausible that the virus was the subject of research meant to find vaccines and somehow the material evolved into COVID-19.

"No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."


Okay, USA's alliance with Saudi-Arabia makes sense now. Science denying religious fundamentalist birds of the feather...
 
5 days ago  
Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.
 
5 days ago  

thehellisthis: Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.


Space lasers?
 
5 days ago  

thehellisthis: Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.


Thomas Dolby - She Blinded Me With Science
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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

Somacandra: Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.

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I seriously don't understand any of this.

Your relative wanted even more people to die. Period.


I mean, if we're being honest, so did I. The gleeful anticipation of such got me out of bed January 6.
 
5 days ago  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: thehellisthis: Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.

Space lasers?


Only the Jewish ones, as I hear tell.
 
5 days ago  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: thehellisthis: Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.

Space lasers?


Oy vey!
 
5 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: With disease, ignorance and pestilence ravaging the land it feels like the dark ages of the 21st century are descending upon us.

/from the fury of the MAGATs, O science, deliver us


I call it the American Perdition.  We are just getting started.
 
5 days ago  
Good luck explaining science to the death cultists.

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5 days ago  

Fart_Machine: Good luck explaining science to the death cultists.

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The odds of both the voter and the candidate living that long are astronomically high!
 
5 days ago  
These people will attack ANYTHING and EVERYTHING.

Think "scared neanderthal"

Climbing inside the cages at the zoo is starting to look safer than being out in public with these morons.
 
5 days ago  

farknozzle: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: thehellisthis: Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.

Space lasers?

Only the Jewish ones, as I hear tell.


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5 days ago  

Fart_Machine: Good luck explaining science to the death cultists.

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Here's where I stand on that BS written on that idiot's short.
His son did not die of COVID.
He doesn't have a son.
Even if he had a son, that son was molested until he ran away and now the filthy old child molester is upset and wants to claim his son died so he can sucker some other child in to rape them.
He wrote that on the back of his shirt to ask people to beat him to death so he can be put out of America's misery.

There is nothing I believe from any trump worshiper.  There is no low that all trump worshipers would be able to crawl under.

Without exception.
 
5 days ago  

liquidsiphon: I think they picked Fauci to hate on because of the reasons above but singled him out because he was an antagonist to Trump.


Exactly this, he didn't play ball with Trump and his BS and therefore he must be punished.
 
5 days ago  

Fart_Machine: Good luck explaining science to the death cultists.

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Son died for nothing then you crazy person.
 
5 days ago  

vudukungfu: 433: Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.
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I seriously don't understand any of this.

Dude, I don't either.  My network doesn't have people like that in it, but I can still see and feel their effect.  I just don't get it.  Two hours of talking about it might nail down a thing or two, but it's just, it's just weird as hell, and sad.

I overhear people here in south central PA talk.
They all need a prefrontal intervention


It seems Fauci was among the group of people that initially pressed to firmly shut down the lab leak theory and the idea is it's because of the NIH's role in funding gain of function research. Who knows what the real story is, but it's probably more complicated than everyone doing their honest best with nothing but the public interest at heart.

It would seem like a much more far fetched idea if the media and social media companies hadn't worked so hard to convince us all it was "a totally debunked discredited baseless conspiracy theory" for 14 months and the said "actually now the new narrative is that it's quite plausible, you sheep are now allowed to share these ideas with each other."  It silly to show Fauci in jail, but if your thought 'nothing to see here', take note of that giant red flag.
 
5 days ago  

GrinzGrimly: vudukungfu: 433: Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.
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I seriously don't understand any of this.

Dude, I don't either.  My network doesn't have people like that in it, but I can still see and feel their effect.  I just don't get it.  Two hours of talking about it might nail down a thing or two, but it's just, it's just weird as hell, and sad.

I overhear people here in south central PA talk.
They all need a prefrontal intervention

It seems Fauci was among the group of people that initially pressed to firmly shut down the lab leak theory and the idea is it's because of the NIH's role in funding gain of function research. Who knows what the real story is, but it's probably more complicated than everyone doing their honest best with nothing but the public interest at heart.

It would seem like a much more far fetched idea if the media and social media companies hadn't worked so hard to convince us all it was "a totally debunked discredited baseless conspiracy theory" for 14 months and the said "actually now the new narrative is that it's quite plausible, you sheep are now allowed to share these ideas with each other."  It silly to show Fauci in jail, but if your thought 'nothing to see here', take note of that giant red flag.


That's because there isn't any evidence that a gain of function research happened from the NIH. Go ahead and spread the conspiracy though, I mean, we may never know. You're just asking questions!
 
5 days ago  
I knew Fauci was a raging egomaniac, so seeing him wrap himself in the flag of SCIENCE as though it's infallible and he's its only  interpreter and beyond challenge doesn't surprise me.
 
5 days ago  
When someone is trying to credit a conspiracy theory with such statements as

"It would seem like" or "It seems"

then they are just bullshiatting.
 
5 days ago  

jjorsett: I knew Fauci was a raging egomaniac, so seeing him wrap himself in the flag of SCIENCE as though it's infallible and he's its only  interpreter and beyond challenge doesn't surprise me.


And this is the sound and the fury part..
 
5 days ago  

jjorsett: I knew Fauci was a raging egomaniac


Only to morons like you anyway.
 
5 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: HighOnCraic: From, like, today:

Greene accused Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, of being "criminally liable" for the pandemic outbreak because, she charged without evidence, he "was using American tax dollars and sending it to the Wuhan lab to fund this research that was creating viruses."

"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."

Bannon then asked her if she found it implausible that the virus was the subject of research meant to find vaccines and somehow the material evolved into COVID-19.

"No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."

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5 days ago  

liquidsiphon: GrinzGrimly: vudukungfu: 433: Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.
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I seriously don't understand any of this.

Dude, I don't either.  My network doesn't have people like that in it, but I can still see and feel their effect.  I just don't get it.  Two hours of talking about it might nail down a thing or two, but it's just, it's just weird as hell, and sad.

I overhear people here in south central PA talk.
They all need a prefrontal intervention

It seems Fauci was among the group of people that initially pressed to firmly shut down the lab leak theory and the idea is it's because of the NIH's role in funding gain of function research. Who knows what the real story is, but it's probably more complicated than everyone doing their honest best with nothing but the public interest at heart.

It would seem like a much more far fetched idea if the media and social media companies hadn't worked so hard to convince us all it was "a totally debunked discredited baseless conspiracy theory" for 14 months and the said "actually now the new narrative is that it's quite plausible, you sheep are now allowed to share these ideas with each other."  It silly to show Fauci in jail, but if your thought 'nothing to see here', take note of that giant red flag.

That's because there isn't any evidence that a gain of function research happened from the NIH. Go ahead and spread the conspiracy though, I mean, we may never know. You're just asking questions!


He saw it on a YouTube video so it must be true!
 
5 days ago  

omg bbq: Fart_Machine: Good luck explaining science to the death cultists.

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Son died for nothing then you crazy person.


my doctors took out both my lungs after I got covid, that b*txh's son must be allergic to oxygen
 
5 days ago  

HighOnCraic: farknozzle: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: thehellisthis: Don't mess with science.  They have lasers.

Space lasers?

Only the Jewish ones, as I hear tell.

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I'd pump her optical cavity into inversion.  Then you'd see some real stimulated emission.

/sorry
//i don't get to make laser double entendres often
///carry on
 
5 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: jjorsett: I knew Fauci was a raging egomaniac

Only to morons like you anyway.


He (jj) is like a moron screaming "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME" at a professor.

Yea, jj, he is better than you, but that does not make him an "egomaniac"

/sorry MrTra but i refuse to respond directly to it
 
5 days ago  

Mrtraveler01: liquidsiphon: GrinzGrimly: vudukungfu: 433: Shostie: My Trumper MIL posted this on Facebook.
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I seriously don't understand any of this.

Dude, I don't either.  My network doesn't have people like that in it, but I can still see and feel their effect.  I just don't get it.  Two hours of talking about it might nail down a thing or two, but it's just, it's just weird as hell, and sad.

I overhear people here in south central PA talk.
They all need a prefrontal intervention

It seems Fauci was among the group of people that initially pressed to firmly shut down the lab leak theory and the idea is it's because of the NIH's role in funding gain of function research. Who knows what the real story is, but it's probably more complicated than everyone doing their honest best with nothing but the public interest at heart.

It would seem like a much more far fetched idea if the media and social media companies hadn't worked so hard to convince us all it was "a totally debunked discredited baseless conspiracy theory" for 14 months and the said "actually now the new narrative is that it's quite plausible, you sheep are now allowed to share these ideas with each other."  It silly to show Fauci in jail, but if your thought 'nothing to see here', take note of that giant red flag.

That's because there isn't any evidence that a gain of function research happened from the NIH. Go ahead and spread the conspiracy though, I mean, we may never know. You're just asking questions!

He saw it on a YouTube video so it must be true!


Nothing on YouTube, I'm sure Google wouldn't allow that.

If you don't think Peter Daszak's role in this looks fishy, you'd have to explain why. And if you don't know who that is, you really don't know anything about this which is what I assume.
 
5 days ago  

liquidsiphon: When things go wrong the intellectually weak always need a scape goat. It doesn't matter if the scape goat has anything to do with what went wrong, it just has to be correlated enough to invent a conspiracy with the scape goat in the middle so they can throw all the blame at that person. They need something to hate.


And it's almost always *one* entity. These are coin flip people living in a d20 world, and they don't want it to be any more complicated than that coin.
 
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5 days ago  
Have you seen the man's shirt collection?  It's like fifty shades of light blue.  Yuck.
 
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