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4 days ago  
Officials in Northern California rescued the man who said he had been trapped inside a large fan at a vineyard for two days.

I bet at some point during those two days, the shiat hit the....well, you know.
 
4 days ago  
How much meth does it take to consider climbing into an isolated farming structure? This much my friends!
 
4 days ago  
Who is the man that would risk his neck for a vineyard fan?
Shaft!
Can ya dig it?
 
4 days ago  

brap: Who is the man that would risk his neck for a vineyard fan?
Shaft!
Can ya dig it?


That joke blows!
 
4 days ago  
Let me guess, this guy has prior arrests for copper theft?

/tweakers gonna theft
 
4 days ago  
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/Teri Hatcher, Tango & Cash
//Wouldn't mind being stuck in her fan
 
4 days ago  
This is not how you go about opening an OnlyFans site.
 
4 days ago  
"The man indicated he liked to take pictures of the engines of old farm equipment," the statement said. "After a thorough investigation, which revealed the farm equipment wasn't antique and the man had far more methamphetamine than camera equipment, the motivation to climb into the fan shaft remains a total mystery."

This paragraph cracked me up.

Total meth-tery, indeed.
 
4 days ago  
Hello Darkness, My Left Leg...
 
4 days ago  

Madman drummers bummers: "The man indicated he liked to take pictures of the engines of old farm equipment," the statement said. "After a thorough investigation, which revealed the farm equipment wasn't antique and the man had far more methamphetamine than camera equipment, the motivation to climb into the fan shaft remains a total mystery."

This paragraph cracked me up.



Same.

That was some perfectly bone-dry humor on the writer's part.
 
4 days ago  
Leave him alone, he was in the grapes of meth.
 
4 days ago  

Madman drummers bummers: "The man indicated he liked to take pictures of the engines of old farm equipment," the statement said. "After a thorough investigation, which revealed the farm equipment wasn't antique and the man had far more methamphetamine than camera equipment, the motivation to climb into the fan shaft remains a total mystery."

This paragraph cracked me up.

Total meth-tery, indeed.


Looks like Slugworth's got that secret ingredient now.
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4 days ago  
He hurt it through the gravevine, took so much meth that he blew his mind, funny, funny, I know...
 
4 days ago  
Has anyone already brought up his OnlyFans account?
 
4 days ago  
As a Mistral employee once told me, you're only as good as your fans.

(Let's see if nothing is obscure on Fark.)
 
4 days ago  
Worse Only Fans page, evah!
 
4 days ago  

Russ1642: [Fark user image 268x310] [View Full Size image _x_]

/Teri Hatcher, Tango & Cash
//Wouldn't mind being stuck in her fan


2 Days in the Valley, best cat fight ever. Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron.

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4 days ago  
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Never not even once.........I'll pass on that idea too.....!!!!
 
4 days ago  

DigitalDirt: Russ1642: [Fark user image 268x310] [View Full Size image _x_]

/Teri Hatcher, Tango & Cash
//Wouldn't mind being stuck in her fan

2 Days in the Valley, best cat fight ever. Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron.

[Fark user image 800x534]


That's the weekend's viewing sorted then.
 
4 days ago  

DigitalDirt: 2 Days in the Valley


Seen a lot of pr0n that starts that way...
 
4 days ago  

The Envoy: DigitalDirt: Russ1642: [Fark user image 268x310] [View Full Size image _x_]

/Teri Hatcher, Tango & Cash
//Wouldn't mind being stuck in her fan

2 Days in the Valley, best cat fight ever. Teri Hatcher and Charlize Theron.

[Fark user image 800x534]

That's the weekend's viewing sorted then.


If you can find it, $4 on Amazon or bootleg.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

brap: Who is the man that would risk his neck for a vineyard fan?
Shaft!
Can ya dig it?


He's a complicated fan, no one understands but his woman
Shaft!
 
4 days ago  
Wow I used to live about a mile from there, in a barn no less. Piner High School is across the street from where thos guy got stuck. The local kids called it Pinner. So it goes.
 
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