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(CBC)   Emu on the loose in B.C. finally captured, manages to escape once again. Doug inconsolable   (cbc.ca) divider line
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812 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2021 at 1:41 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
Won't anyone think of the crossword puzzles?
 
4 days ago  
an emu at an airport?

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4 days ago  
In my headcannon The wife Emu has a side hustle selling Avon and other crap.
 
4 days ago  
Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it
 
4 days ago  

berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it


It's call advertising...so you remember it and talk about it to other people... Duh...
 
4 days ago  

berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it


Insurance commercials are the worst.  They tell you NOTHING about the product, they just tell a joke and then deliver their trademark.

Their product wouldn't sell any other way.

Well, there's that, and they've managed to make purchasing their products legally mandatory.

/fkkn speculators
//don't get me started
///fk, too late
 
4 days ago  
This bird is my spirit animal for 2021

'You are safe here at the airport, flightless bird. Please stay and ride our planes'

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How about No?
 
4 days ago  
<sigh>

I came in to make you lol.

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4 days ago  

bughunter: berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it

Insurance commercials are the worst.  They tell you NOTHING about the product, they just tell a joke and then deliver their trademark.

Their product wouldn't sell any other way.

Well, there's that, and they've managed to make purchasing their products legally mandatory.

/fkkn speculators
//don't get me started
///fk, too late


I don't know about you guys, but the Liberty Mutual commercials make me never want to use them for insurance.
 
4 days ago  

alice_600: berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it

It's call advertising...so you remember it and talk about it to other people... Duh...


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And yet the one time they actually went viral, they shiatcanned their mascot.

Marketers are either very dumb or calculating evil geniuses who want to annoy people en masse.
 
4 days ago  
I wish I wasn't posting from a phone so I could Photoshop this:
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But with a leaping Emu. Please use your imagination.

/even as Jr. High kid I rolled my eyes when people cheered and clapped at the end of that movie in theaters
//they can't hear you
///but I liked it at the time, which is probably Michael Jackson's fault
 
4 days ago  
Rod Hull And Emu - How To Groom An Emu
Youtube 3De6sBNyoq8
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
89 Stick-Up Kid:

I don't know about you guys, but the Liberty Mutual commercials make me never want to use them for insurance.

I completely agree. It's as if Liberty Mutual created a parody of a clever commercial campaign just to piss on those who attempted to create a genuinely clever campaign. (I miss the GEICO cavemen.)
I don't see what companies expect to gain when they create an advertising campaign that causes people to viscerally hate them. "Remembering the ad" doesn't help if it also makes you hate the company that authorized it.
For that reason, I still refuse to eat at Hardee's / Carl Jr's. Several years ago Hardee's created a series of commercials featuring the visuals and the audio of people chomping on hamburgers. Eww.

Progressive and "Flo" can go to hell, too.
 
4 days ago  

89 Stick-Up Kid: bughunter: berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it

Insurance commercials are the worst.  They tell you NOTHING about the product, they just tell a joke and then deliver their trademark.

Their product wouldn't sell any other way.

Well, there's that, and they've managed to make purchasing their products legally mandatory.

/fkkn speculators
//don't get me started
///fk, too late

I don't know about you guys, but the Liberty Mutual commercials make me never want to use them for insurance.


There is a Liberty Mutual commercial out there right now that seems like a ripoff of a Progressive commercial playing right now too (it's hard not to talk about insurance on my day off!)

At least the Progressive ones seem more original.
 
4 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: alice_600: berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it

It's call advertising...so you remember it and talk about it to other people... Duh...

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And yet the one time they actually went viral, they shiatcanned their mascot.

Marketers are either very dumb or calculating evil geniuses who want to annoy people en masse.


They got bought out by another insurance company.
 
4 days ago  

bughunter: berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it

Insurance commercials are the worst.  They tell you NOTHING about the product, they just tell a joke and then deliver their trademark.

/fkkn speculators
//don't get me started
///fk, too late


So, who do you have in your Death Pool this year? And how did much you gamble?

;)
 
4 days ago  

bughunter: <sigh>

I came in to make you lol.

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/YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
 
4 days ago  

JK8Fan: [Fark user image image 257x141]


Not a real emu. It's running in emulation.
 
4 days ago  

berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it


You need a wet teddy bear!
 
4 days ago  
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Yupperz....!!!!!!
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Do it now MISTER or I'll Shoot & don't leave your droppings on my lawn either...!
 
4 days ago  
Watch out they will start an uprising!
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4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image 850x502]


Dear God I remember the floppys we had for that at the radio station. They were in this plastic bin and my boss would hide his brownies in there.
 
4 days ago  
Mrtraveler01:
At least the Progressive ones seem more original.

I do like the Dr. Rick ones, I think they are hilarious.
 
4 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: Marketers are either very dumb or calculating evil geniuses who want to annoy people en masse.


Having to deal with them in core accounting & finance classes led me to the conclusion that Marketing is a business major for people who suck at math.
 
4 days ago  

bughunter: berylman: Side note: What in the bloody hell is going on with all these car insurance companies trying to outdo each other with wacky advertising that they think is entertaining? Stahp it

Insurance commercials are the worst.  They tell you NOTHING about the product, they just tell a joke and then deliver their trademark.

Their product wouldn't sell any other way.

Well, there's that, and they've managed to make purchasing their products legally mandatory.

/fkkn speculators
//don't get me started
///fk, too late


BH, I happy for you, because it sounds like you've never had to go through the experience of being hit by someone who DOESN'T have car insurance.
 
4 days ago  
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Dan: 'Soz I hears the Ginger and Boots gots an emu now-'
Wayne: 'Hard no on the rest of this conversation, Dan!'
Darry: 'Degens gotta degen, I guess.'
 
4 days ago  

leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 346x407]
And yet the one time they actually went viral, they shiatcanned their mascot.


There was too much confusion about whether they were selling insurance or tentacle porn.
 
4 days ago  
There are emus in PG? That is almost as cool as the kangaroo farm in the interior.
 
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