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3195 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jun 2021 at 2:20 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
There was a young fellow named Hyde .....
 
5 days ago  
The smell must have been bad.
 
5 days ago  
The driver was ejected? Was he wearing his shiatbelt?
 
5 days ago  
No, sub's. Thisis a crappie way to die:
https://www.bnd.com/news/local/articl​e​242187026.html
"They would often catch their limit in crappie for days in a row," Ruth said.
 
5 days ago  
damn shame it wasn't a pedestrian everybody could just blame it on the pedestrian.
 
5 days ago  
Free Money - "Magic Christian"
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5 days ago  
shiat happens
 
5 days ago  
My parents work large shows that cater to large crowds ever since I was a kid, the guy in charge of the porta-potty cleaning was called Liquid Plumber. (think about that, gooey gross shiat and pee)
He is now in his late 60's still goes by the name Liquid Plumber, WTF.

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5 days ago  
I've had Shaitty jobs when I lived in De-Toilet.....But no worse than the person that found that woman who was in a septic tank after almost 40 years........Gotta luv it!!!!!
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Husband later found & arrested......oh well my guess is that divorce wasn't an option???
 
5 days ago  
When I read about such stories I always wonder what that person might have done in their life to warrant such an end.
In a construction site in our town a worker fell off the scaffolding (or higher floor, don't recall, old story) got impaled on a steel rod. Thing went clear through his anus and out his mouth.
 
5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: When I read about such stories I always wonder what that person might have done in their life to warrant such an end.
In a construction site in our town a worker fell off the scaffolding (or higher floor, don't recall, old story) got impaled on a steel rod. Thing went clear through his anus and out his mouth.


I am sure your friend was confident in his abilities. Then fell and died.
I consider my self a very good climber, I have done a lot of rockface climbing in Joshua Tree, indoor climbing and rappelling.
I am not so young now and when my dad fell 13 feet off a ladder and broke his leg I started to think a lot more about my two daughters.
I hiked the Mount Whitney, tallest mountain in the contiguous United States, 14,505 feet up and preceded to walk right to the ledge and look over the edge while high on adrenalin and attitude, so stupid.
I would never do that again.
Oh I and I took a bottle of Jack Daniels to the top to celebrate, I don't remember if I took this picture before or after I drank the Jack Daniels.
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/One stumble backwards I would have died.
 
5 days ago  

DigitalDirt: Resident Muslim: When I read about such stories I always wonder what that person might have done in their life to warrant such an end.
In a construction site in our town a worker fell off the scaffolding (or higher floor, don't recall, old story) got impaled on a steel rod. Thing went clear through his anus and out his mouth.

I am sure your friend was confident in his abilities. Then fell and died.
I consider my self a very good climber, I have done a lot of rockface climbing in Joshua Tree, indoor climbing and rappelling.
I am not so young now and when my dad fell 13 feet off a ladder and broke his leg I started to think a lot more about my two daughters.
I hiked the Mount Whitney, tallest mountain in the contiguous United States, 14,505 feet up and preceded to walk right to the ledge and look over the edge while high on adrenalin and attitude, so stupid.
I would never do that again.
Oh I and I took a bottle of Jack Daniels to the top to celebrate, I don't remember if I took this picture before or after I drank the Jack Daniels.
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/One stumble backwards I would have died.


Was reading about historical deaths in the Grand Canyon and one of the common threads is finding the bodies of men with their pants unbuttoned and their dicks out.
Seems like there is a very strong urge to piss off the many ledges.  Problem is that standing on the edge of a massive drop, while exhausted, while voiding your bladder can make you lose your balance.   You have two or three seconds as you fall to think about how dumb you were to not just go piss on that rock in the flat clearing.
 
5 days ago  

Resident Muslim: When I read about such stories I always wonder what that person might have done in their life to warrant such an end.
In a construction site in our town a worker fell off the scaffolding (or higher floor, don't recall, old story) got impaled on a steel rod. Thing went clear through his anus and out his mouth.


Sounds like he elevated himself above uncapped rebar.

If the gods had gotten him, you'd only have found his smoking boots after a thunderbolt.
 
5 days ago  
On the bright side, his friends will have just-cause to burst out laughing every time his name comes up.
Probably at the wake too, maybe some snickering at the funeral.
 
5 days ago  

DigitalDirt: My parents work large shows that cater to large crowds ever since I was a kid, the guy in charge of the porta-potty cleaning was called Liquid Plumber. (think about that, gooey gross shiat and pee)
He is now in his late 60's still goes by the name Liquid Plumber, WTF.

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I did that job at big shows for a few years. I'll bet most of his war stories are about the solids.
Once had to remove one that was longer than my arm and the consistency of concrete.
Slogan on my van said 'The show must go!'
 
5 days ago  
You farkers are a bunch of rude pussies. Talk shiate about this guy, when he already had a very unfortunate/ undesired job.
Poor guy
 
5 days ago  
Ha. I almost fell in this thing Tuesday morning.

I wonder if there would have been a Fark thread about me.

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5 days ago  

Koodz: Ha. I almost fell in this thing Tuesday morning.

I wonder if there would have been a Fark thread about me.

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Nearly dropped the Koodz off at the pool.
 
5 days ago  
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