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(Daily Mail)   So did Mo Brooks tell the truth about the process server? Let's go to the video   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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3940 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Jun 2021 at 5:55 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
no, and that's what process servers do anyway.

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6 days ago  
The Jerk - The Cross
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6 days ago  
The answer to the first 7 words is always no.  Doesn't matter what comes after it.
 
6 days ago  
Um, no.
 
6 days ago  
The guy who bragged about avoiding process servers is now suddenly outraged a process server found them.
 
6 days ago  
Honda for dependability
 
6 days ago  
man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are
 
6 days ago  
if a republican is threatening any legal action - but has not actually filed the legal action - they are full of shiat.
how do people not understand this yet?

'Experts to download home security video tomorrow. Arrest warrant to be sought.' = LYING
 
6 days ago  

moothemagiccow: man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are


You should read about the shiat they were doing 100 years ago. This is tame in comparison.
 
6 days ago  
Oh how terrible, Mo Brooks' EMT wife was shot as she slept in her own home.....
Wait!

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6 days ago  

moothemagiccow: man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are


If we let shiatheads like Mo stay in power there won't be historians to look back at it.

You don't need them when you have The Truth.
 
6 days ago  
Since this is from the Daily Fail, subby... it's making me hopeful that Mo Brooks doesn't actually exist.

* checks other news sites *


...way to get my hopes up, subs.
 
6 days ago  
Definitely a got 'em moment there. Looked like she wasn't super happy about being served.

Kinda ludicrous that you can avoid a case by avoiding a process server btw.
 
6 days ago  
The dude was smart to back away, filimng the entire encounter as he did. If he hadn't, I wouldn't put it past good ole church goin' grandma Brooks to claim he raped and beat her in the garage.
 
6 days ago  

dracos31: moothemagiccow: man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are

If we let shiatheads like Mo stay in power there won't be historians to look back at it.

You don't need them when you have The Truth.


i knew someone was going to go for this lame-brained comment because i didn't mention morlocks or kids learning on a car from snowpiercer or some last-of-us-reference shiat

relax your butthole and let some of that shiat out
 
6 days ago  
No could have avoided this by not being a coward.

How about we all chip and and sue this douche just to serve him again?
 
6 days ago  

oopsboom: if a republican is threatening any legal action - but has not actually filed the legal action - they are full of shiat.
how do people not understand this yet?

'Experts to download home security video tomorrow. Arrest warrant to be sought.' = LYING


Yeah; if it's "you'll hear from my lawyer," it's bullshiat. It's either "hello, I'm the lawyer for this guy and I'm going to mattresses with you" or it's silence.
 
6 days ago  
I would love to see ms. Brooks doing a jig trying to avoid touching the summons. (No, you don't have to be touched, they can leave it at your feet).
I am surprised that Alabama or the fed courts allow service on Sunday.
 
6 days ago  
 Why do we always link to English sites for American stories? BBC, Reuters, AJ are all great but Fark always gets Daily Fail. Like, daily.
 
6 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: Oh how terrible, Mo Brooks' EMT wife was shot as she slept in her own home.....
Wait!

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I'm trying to decide which would be better, a treasonous, lying sack of shiat and his equally vile filth of a wife served papers or an innocent EMT shot dead by racist cops who love murdering people of color.

I know which choice all republicans/christians/trump filth (all the same) would make.
 
6 days ago  

mofa: oopsboom: ... It's either "hello, I'm the lawyer for this guy and I'm going to mattresses with you" or it's silence.


"I'm going to mattresses with you" sounds kinky, but IANAL, which also sounds kinky

/kinky
 
6 days ago  
Kinda hypocritical to assist morons to riotously break into the House and then complain when someone hands papers to wife outside of yours.

/Maybe the process server should have stolen a lectern, or some of his mail, or took a dump in the driveway.
 
6 days ago  
1) Not a very informative article.
2) Mo forced them to serve him. He could have met them and taken the papers any time or waived service, instead he forced them to serve his wife by hiding for weeks.
3) The process server can trespass as long as the property is open, including an open garage, but they can't go into a house or open a closed door. You don't have to touch the papers, the server can just drop them where you can see them.
4) Refusing service never works.
 
6 days ago  
'He could have had it served as I walked to and from the Capitol,' he said, saying his schedule there is publicly known "

Except you are using the lockdown caused by the riot you started to legally avoid the server, knowing they cannot enter the capital right now and you know that you cannot be served by the other party.

He is a lying sack of shiat and honestly he needs around 10-15 head strokes with a ball peen hammer. Getting tired of this middle school drama crap.
 
6 days ago  
did Mo Brooks tell the truth

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6 days ago  
Keep squaking, Mo. You'll look all the more stupid when the PI releases the video he took with his smartphone as he served those papers.
 
6 days ago  
I might add,
5) They bill you for the service attempts.
 
6 days ago  

dickfreckle: Why do we always link to English sites for American stories? BBC, Reuters, AJ are all great but Fark always gets Daily Fail. Like, daily.


i think fark gets paid behind its shiattier links
 
6 days ago  
You don't suppose that video was sped up a bit to make him look more aggressive?
 
6 days ago  
What Mo's really angry about is that process got served despite the family's attempt to avoid it.
 
6 days ago  

jerryskid: Purple_Urkle: Oh how terrible, Mo Brooks' EMT wife was shot as she slept in her own home.....
Wait!

[Fark user image 425x335]

I'm trying to decide which would be better, a treasonous, lying sack of shiat and his equally vile filth of a wife served papers or an innocent EMT shot dead by racist cops who love murdering people of color.

I know which choice all republicans/christians/trump filth (all the same) would make.


You don't have to decide, reality has both.

Breonna Taylor was shot dead and Mo Brooks' wife is likely as you described.
 
6 days ago  
Recycled from yesterday.
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6 days ago  

vygramul: What Mo's really angry about is that process got served despite the family's attempt to avoid it.


It might surprise him to know that they have this serving court documents thing down to an art. Criminals have tried every conceivable angle to get out of it and they have adjusted the process accordingly over many decades.
 
6 days ago  

KarmicDisaster: I might add,
5) They bill you for the service attempts.


Yeah, for good cause shown you can get costs of service assessed against a party who refuses to waive service.

Since Brooks spent weeks publicly mocking efforts to serve him, Mo is going to be paying this guy's bill no matter the outcome of the suit.
 
6 days ago  
Did Mo Brooks just open himself up to defamation lawsuits by lying about this?
 
6 days ago  

razrez75: Definitely a got 'em moment there. Looked like she wasn't super happy about being served.

Kinda ludicrous that you can avoid a case by avoiding a process server btw.


Not really. The court just allows service by publication. Appropriately 90 days later. Default judgment if you don't respond.
 
6 days ago  

jmsvrsn: You don't suppose that video was sped up a bit to make him look more aggressive?


More like a less expensive system that records at a low frame rate to save space then moved.to another for playback with out accounting for lower frame rate.

Tldr - sped up cause hardware... not malicious
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

moothemagiccow: dracos31: moothemagiccow: man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are

If we let shiatheads like Mo stay in power there won't be historians to look back at it.

You don't need them when you have The Truth.

i knew someone was going to go for this lame-brained comment because i didn't mention morlocks or kids learning on a car from snowpiercer or some last-of-us-reference shiat

relax your butthole and let some of that shiat out


So you knew the response you would get, yet posted the comment anyway.

Who exactly do you think is the dumbass in this scenario?
 
6 days ago  

jmsvrsn: You don't suppose that video was sped up a bit to make him look more aggressive?


yeah and playing yakety sax in the background didn't help either
 
6 days ago  
I hope Swalwell's suit ruins him in every way. It's not like the GQP will ever allow traitors within their ranks to see any punishment.
 
6 days ago  

dracos31: moothemagiccow: dracos31: moothemagiccow: man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are

If we let shiatheads like Mo stay in power there won't be historians to look back at it.

You don't need them when you have The Truth.

i knew someone was going to go for this lame-brained comment because i didn't mention morlocks or kids learning on a car from snowpiercer or some last-of-us-reference shiat

relax your butthole and let some of that shiat out

So you knew the response you would get, yet posted the comment anyway.

Who exactly do you think is the dumbass in this scenario?


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6 days ago  

DORMAMU: jmsvrsn: You don't suppose that video was sped up a bit to make him look more aggressive?

More like a less expensive system that records at a low frame rate to save space then moved.to another for playback with out accounting for lower frame rate.

Tldr - sped up cause hardware... not malicious


I thought granny looked pretty damn spry as she chased the server down the drive.
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
Of course he did! GOP members always act honestly and honorably because they face terrible consequences if they don't. Just look at all the examples of republicans suffering consequences just in the last couple years.
 
6 days ago  

razrez75: Kinda ludicrous that you can avoid a case by avoiding a process server btw.


While twitter-taunting the people trying to serve you, and mocking up a fake Wanted poster of yourself including with the name of the guy trying to serve you, and serving as a member of the United States Senate.
 
6 days ago  

moothemagiccow: man the farkin history students 50 years from now  are gonna laugh and laugh at how farkin ridiculous we are


Ha! That's assuming that courses titled "History" don't get replaced by "America is ALWAYS THE BEST ESPECIALLY UNDER REPUBLICAN RULE" in the coming years.
 
6 days ago  

physt: No could have avoided this by not being a coward.

How about we all chip and and sue this douche just to serve him again?


I say we make it an annual thing!
 
6 days ago  

jmsvrsn: You don't suppose that video was sped up a bit to make him look more aggressive?


I hear yakity sax
 
6 days ago  

Dave and the Mission: mofa: oopsboom: ... It's either "hello, I'm the lawyer for this guy and I'm going to mattresses with you" or it's silence.

"I'm going to mattresses with you" sounds kinky, but IANAL, which also sounds kinky

/kinky


came for double entendres, but fark , i'm shooting blanks
 
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