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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Another day, another legal issue for Texas AG Paxton. This time it's a formal complaint by the State Bar over Paxton's attempts to overturn the 2020 election. Tag is for the idiots who keep reelecting this clown despite years of indictments   (wfaa.com) divider line
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820 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Jun 2021 at 9:02 PM (12 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-09 6:04:10 PM  
I completely concur with the tag as intended.
 
2021-06-09 6:59:28 PM  
In MAGA terms, a complaint from the Deep State like the bar association will only confirm that he's doing the job that his base voted him in to do.  And that job really has nothing to do with responsibly enforcing the laws of the State of Texas.
 
2021-06-09 7:52:13 PM  

wejash: In MAGA terms, a complaint from the Deep State like the bar association will only confirm that he's doing the job that his base voted him in to do.  And that job really has nothing to do with responsibly enforcing the laws of the State of Texas.


Oh noes... let's disbar him anyway.
 
2021-06-09 9:04:43 PM  
I hope the complaint was anonymous because otherwise Paxton will eagerly use his power as AG to retaliate.
 
2021-06-09 9:06:47 PM  
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2021-06-09 9:08:56 PM  
Who do you expect them to vote for a Democrat never Trump Republican?
 
2021-06-09 9:09:06 PM  
Republicans are thugs and gangsters.

All that talk about "others" being so was and is just morrree f***ing projection

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2021-06-09 9:09:33 PM  

wejash: In MAGA terms, a complaint from the Deep State like the bar association will only confirm that he's doing the job that his base voted him in to do.  And that job really has nothing to do with responsibly enforcing the laws of the State of Texas.


And he's being primaried by the newest Bush, who somehow thinks Paxton isn't MAGA enough.
 
2021-06-09 9:10:05 PM  

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LOKI WAS FRAMED!
 
2021-06-09 9:10:46 PM  
Further proof that all you have to do to get elected in Texas is be rich and scream about how much you hate Those People.
 
2021-06-09 9:12:33 PM  
They don't keep electing him despite that, Subby.  They elect him because of that.
 
2021-06-09 9:14:08 PM  
Paxton: Game over, man!
 
2021-06-09 9:15:34 PM  
Damn pen thief stole a Mont Blanc from a guy who's wife gave it to him as a graduation gift and when he was busted he initially refused to return it. Stupid people here in Texas vote for these assholes. The stupidest among us think we can change the earth and moon' orbit.
/I want to escape but I'm tied here due to wife/work/family
//2 because without 2 there can't be 3
///3 for conformity
 
2021-06-09 9:16:09 PM  
If you think about it....we really only have Gandalf's and Elrond's word that Sauron is bad....

Not to say that they are slandering Sauron...but that they are thousands of years old. It's easy to get confused when you are THAT old.
 
2021-06-09 9:16:11 PM  
I can't wait until the shows of fealty escalate to the point that one of them skins and crawls inside the fat orange bastard a la Buffalo Bill.
 
2021-06-09 9:19:30 PM  

wejash: In MAGA terms, a complaint from the Deep State like the bar association will only confirm that he's doing the job that his base voted him in to do.  And that job really has nothing to do with responsibly enforcing the laws of the State of Texas.


Being a criminal is on-brand for a Republican AG.
 
2021-06-09 9:24:18 PM  
In texas, they all love racist, morons and criminals.
Of course, they always elect one of their own.
 
2021-06-09 9:31:44 PM  

SplittingAces: wejash: In MAGA terms, a complaint from the Deep State like the bar association will only confirm that he's doing the job that his base voted him in to do.  And that job really has nothing to do with responsibly enforcing the laws of the State of Texas.

And he's being primaried by the newest Bush, who somehow thinks Paxton isn't MAGA enough.


You mean the Bush who threw his own father under the bus? Ahh..the family values of (R)epugnants.
 
2021-06-09 9:40:08 PM  
Maybe make it federal law that anyone indicted on criminal charges CANNOT run for office and if that person is in office, they immediately lose their job?
 
2021-06-09 9:44:27 PM  

jerryskid: In texas, they all love racist, morons and criminals.


Except for the 3.9 million people who voted against him, but they don't count.
 
2021-06-09 9:44:52 PM  

lolmao500: Maybe make it federal law that anyone indicted on criminal charges CANNOT run for office and if that person is in office, they immediately lose their job?


As much as I'm sure your heart is in the right place, that would just give republicans another stick to beat America to death with.
 
2021-06-09 9:51:56 PM  
How the hell is this criminal not in jail?
 
2021-06-09 9:54:40 PM  
We can always count on Texas to elect THE most corrupt, or THE most racist, or THE dumbest, or THE worst educated, or THE biggest liar, or...  all of the above.
 
2021-06-09 9:56:35 PM  

erik-k: How the hell is this criminal not in jail?


He's in charge of who goes to jail in Texas.  It's a Bill Barr type situation. If the head is rotten, it ALL stinks until you cut it off and somehow grow a new head.
 
2021-06-09 10:02:45 PM  

iheartscotch: theflatline: [Fark user image image 600x609]

LOKI WAS FRAMED!


And when you're a God, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab a horse by the pussy. You can do anything.
 
2021-06-09 10:11:56 PM  

StaleCoffee: lolmao500: Maybe make it federal law that anyone indicted on criminal charges CANNOT run for office and if that person is in office, they immediately lose their job?

As much as I'm sure your heart is in the right place, that would just give republicans another stick to beat America to death with.


Yeah, the only way not to get an indictment is not to bring a case at all. Grand juries do nearly whatever a prosecutor wants.
 
2021-06-09 10:15:02 PM  

StaleCoffee: lolmao500: Maybe make it federal law that anyone indicted on criminal charges CANNOT run for office and if that person is in office, they immediately lose their job?

As much as I'm sure your heart is in the right place, that would just give republicans another stick to beat America to death with.


Yeah, there'd have to be a way to separate legitimate indictments from malicious ones. I'm not surely sure how to do that.
 
2021-06-09 10:15:48 PM  
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2021-06-09 10:35:56 PM  

lilplatinum: jerryskid: In texas, they all love racist, morons and criminals.

Except for the 3.9 million people who voted against him, but they don't count.


4.2M voted for. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but it looks like nearly half of Texas is trying. After this winter, I hope they can clean house at the next opportunity.
 
2021-06-09 11:00:04 PM  
I know he doesn't represent all Texans but fark if he's not just like the majority of them.

/Heh heh heh, "but fark"
 
2021-06-09 11:28:37 PM  

bluenovaman: Damn pen thief stole a Mont Blanc from a guy who's wife gave it to him as a graduation gift and when he was busted he initially refused to return it. Stupid people here in Texas vote for these assholes. The stupidest among us think we can change the earth and moon' orbit.
/I want to escape but I'm tied here due to wife/work/family
//2 because without 2 there can't be 3
///3 for conformity


1. Messing with someone writing instrument is just plain wrong.

2. $1000, and it's a farkin rollerball??
 
2021-06-09 11:39:17 PM  

Richard Freckle: iheartscotch: theflatline: [Fark user image image 600x609]

LOKI WAS FRAMED!

And when you're a God, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab a horse by the pussy. You can do anything.


Ahem. Not grab. Be.
 
2021-06-10 12:50:57 AM  

iheartscotch: theflatline: [Fark user image image 600x609]

LOKI WAS FRAMED!


Gee, thanks.
 
2021-06-10 12:54:48 AM  

Al Tsheimers: lilplatinum: jerryskid: In texas, they all love racist, morons and criminals.

Except for the 3.9 million people who voted against him, but they don't count.

4.2M voted for. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but it looks like nearly half of Texas is trying. After this winter, I hope they can clean house at the next opportunity.


I have confidence they won't. The Repugs control all of the levers of power in Texas. Change won't happen until the numbers opposing them is SO overwhelming that cheating doesn't work.  That's a high bar.
 
2021-06-10 1:00:25 AM  
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2021-06-10 6:14:26 AM  

Al Tsheimers: lilplatinum: jerryskid: In texas, they all love racist, morons and criminals.

Except for the 3.9 million people who voted against him, but they don't count.

4.2M voted for. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but it looks like nearly half of Texas is trying. After this winter, I hope they can clean house at the next opportunity.


Hey native Texans voted for Beto.  It was the carpetbaggers that reelected Cruz.
 
2021-06-10 8:38:21 AM  

wejash: In MAGA terms, a complaint from the Deep State like the bar association will only confirm that he's doing the job that his base voted him in to do.  And that job really has nothing to do with responsibly enforcing the laws of the State of Texas.


"As long as he's pissing off the libs, I don't care what he does."
 
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