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(Click Orlando)   You were in The Villages, man. Be glad you weren't also required to submit to a dozen STD tests before leaving. In fact, you might still wanna get tested   (clickorlando.com) divider line
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2021-06-09 4:16:01 PM  
Plague rat doesn't want an exemption for himself, he's trying to leverage his disability to fark things up for everyone. Because freedumb.
 
2021-06-09 4:54:49 PM  
He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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2021-06-09 5:09:24 PM  
Need to ask his mom what color pool noodles she has on her golf cart.
 
2021-06-09 5:09:46 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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2021-06-09 5:10:03 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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LOL this crap exists for real? Farking plague rat karens deserve to be kicked in the nuts.
 
2021-06-09 5:10:19 PM  
Cool, I look forward to him draining his life savings on attorney fees.
 
2021-06-09 5:10:24 PM  
You mean having his service gila monster draped over his shoulders wasn't enough to keep him calm?
 
2021-06-09 5:10:40 PM  
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2021-06-09 5:11:04 PM  
If you have a medical condition, get a note from your attending physician.  A note from your mom will not suffice, Mr. Epstein.
 
2021-06-09 5:11:06 PM  
Gee, I wonder why he's representing himself? Can't find a lawyer to take the case? or just a fool?
 
2021-06-09 5:11:18 PM  
yeah that place was farking creepy
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2021-06-09 5:11:32 PM  
A Washington D.C. man says he is stranded in The Villages after he was not allowed to board a flight last week when he declined to put on a face mask to comply with the federal mandate.

If only there was another way to get to Washington from Orlando International Airport.

https://www.orlandoairports.net/parki​n​g-transportation/rental-cars/

And suing Biden should be grounds to immediately dismiss this case.
 
2021-06-09 5:13:43 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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At first you might think that card doesn't carry any legal weight but if you'll notice, the eagle has a popped collar.  You can't just pop your collar if you're a nobody.
 
2021-06-09 5:14:20 PM  
No mask? No air.
 
2021-06-09 5:15:48 PM  
He cites that because of the federal mask mandate at airports, state, local and regional transportation agencies are required to enforce a federal policy that is in direct violation of state law.

Someone hasn't heard of the "Supremacy Clause" before.
 
2021-06-09 5:16:38 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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I'm not sure if I find the bullshiat written on that more upsetting, or the mixing of center aligned and left aligned text, along with the spacing between separate blocks of text being less than the line spacing within paragraphs.
 
2021-06-09 5:16:52 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: the eagle has a popped collar.


and it appears the eagle was hit in the head. see the 3 stars floating above the eagle?
 
2021-06-09 5:16:59 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: You mean having his service gila monster draped over his shoulders wasn't enough to keep him calm?


He's representing himself.
 
2021-06-09 5:17:27 PM  

dothemath: Cool, I look forward to him draining his life savings on attorney fees.


Woops.  Meant to respond to this.
He's representing himself.
 
2021-06-09 5:18:17 PM  

Gunboat: He's representing himself.


I've been watching youtube videos of Sovereign citizens defend themselves in court.


and it never works out to their advantage.
 
2021-06-09 5:18:29 PM  

Gunboat: dothemath: Cool, I look forward to him draining his life savings on attorney fees.

Woops.  Meant to respond to this.
He's representing himself.


That always works. lol
 
2021-06-09 5:18:31 PM  
So he's gunna be paying someone else's legal fees when this is all over.
 
2021-06-09 5:20:15 PM  

steklo: Louisiana_Sitar_Club: the eagle has a popped collar.

and it appears the eagle was hit in the head. see the 3 stars floating above the eagle?


Good catch.  He can obviously take a punch.  I bet whatever Canada's national bird is would crumple over.
 
2021-06-09 5:20:44 PM  

lolmao500: Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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LOL this crap exists for real? Farking plague rat karens deserve to be kicked in the nuts.


But what if wearing a mask really DOES "posse" a risk to them?
 
2021-06-09 5:20:45 PM  
Entitled piece of shiat.
 
2021-06-09 5:20:55 PM  
""I am currently stranded at my mother's house in The Villages," Wall, who is representing himself, writes in the suit."

Yup, that is what can't fly without a mask means. You need pants too.
 
2021-06-09 5:21:02 PM  
Did I use "crumple" right?  I don't think I used "crumple" right.
 
2021-06-09 5:21:36 PM  

moothemagiccow: yeah that place was farking creepy
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The one in Florida is actually far worse.
 
2021-06-09 5:23:27 PM  

KarmicDisaster: ""I am currently stranded at my mother's house in The Villages," Wall, who is representing himself, writes in the suit."

Yup, that is what can't fly without a mask means. You need pants too.


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Worse, he had to sleep on the fold out.
 
2021-06-09 5:23:36 PM  
Future GOP Congressman Lucas Wall.    I wish that was absurd.
 
2021-06-09 5:24:14 PM  
FTA: "In the suit, Wall calls mask-wearing an infringement of his civil liberties. He calls on Biden to deem his executive order regarding COVID-19 safety in domestic and international travel unconstitutional. He asks the federal agencies to also roll back their face covering and testing mandates."

Or next time you could just DRIVE, asshole.
 
2021-06-09 5:24:35 PM  
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2021-06-09 5:25:35 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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Little known fact. In small print on the back of that card it gives permission to slap the card holder as much as you want!  Tell your friends!!
 
2021-06-09 5:26:23 PM  

steklo: Gunboat: He's representing himself.

I've been watching youtube videos of Sovereign citizens defend themselves in court.


and it never works out to their advantage.


That's only because they didn't say the secret magic law words right. If they did, they would win by default.

"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore...."
 
2021-06-09 5:27:31 PM  

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2021-06-09 5:28:47 PM  

hissatsu: steklo: Gunboat: He's representing himself.

I've been watching youtube videos of Sovereign citizens defend themselves in court.


and it never works out to their advantage.

That's only because they didn't say the secret magic law words right. If they did, they would win by default.

"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold-fringed flag. A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an Admiralty court. An Admiralty court signifies a Naval court-martial. I cannot be court-martialed twice. that is all. Furthermore...."


This One Weird Trick THEY Don't Want You To Know.   Me newsletter, let me show it you, a bargain at half the price.
 
2021-06-09 5:29:00 PM  
Uncooperative belligerent asshole? Maybe they have a memory care facility at The Villages that can hook him up to a thorazine drip.

/hush up, Matlock is starting
 
2021-06-09 5:29:42 PM  

hissatsu: That's only because they didn't say the secret magic law words right. If they did, they would win by default.


after a few minutes of watching those videos I get bored. I shake my head, thankful I don't know any SC's and move on with the day...


"But sir, I am traveling, not driving...i don't need a document that permits me to travel...."
 
2021-06-09 5:31:24 PM  

steklo: Gunboat: He's representing himself.

I've been watching youtube videos of Sovereign citizens defend themselves in court.


and it never works out to their advantage.


It starts and ends with this one.

P. Barnes did what the rest of us have dreamt of doing.

Sovereign Citizen Get Tased Trying To Enter Courtroom
Youtube RfVbiefMdNU
 
2021-06-09 5:32:22 PM  
Just STFU and put on the damn mask or rent a car and drive yourself.  If you have the money for a flight you are not stranded when denied boarding because you're a super special douche. There are other means of travel available by using the money you didn't spend on the airline ticket. These are difficult times for the super special douches of the world. If the anxiety is actually real and not the super special douche excuse, see a psychiatrist and get some drugs for it.
 
2021-06-09 5:35:27 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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2021-06-09 5:36:29 PM  
Southwest:
"Don't want to wear a mask on a plane? No problem!
You are free to drive, ride, float, walk, crawl or any other method of travel you choose to employ.
But you're not getting on this plane."
 
2021-06-09 5:38:29 PM  

Mrtraveler01: It starts and ends with this one.


i've seen that one a few times already.

I like the ones where the cop gives them ample time to comply then, calls the tow truck and then takes them in to jail for failing to provide ID.

I had found my first one by accident, not knowing what a SC was and was so confused as to what I was watching...

Didn't quite get what they were going on about...Traveling vs driving, etc....then it clicked...Oh these are people who don't want to follow laws..but live in the US anyway...


well...boiled down that's what I get out of it.

its like being anti religious yet you still want a Christmas gift....
 
2021-06-09 5:39:52 PM  

steklo: Gunboat: He's representing himself.

I've been watching youtube videos of Sovereign citizens defend themselves in court.


and it never works out to their advantage.


Eventually one of them will hit upon the magic combination of pseudo-legal jargon that will leave the entire US legal system completely powerless. And when day comes, my friend, word will spread.

Word will spread.
 
2021-06-09 5:40:06 PM  

Private_Citizen: Southwest:
"Don't want to wear a mask on a plane? No problem!
You are free to drive, ride, float, walk, crawl or any other method of travel you choose to employ.
But you're not getting on this plane."


nor are you getting on Amtrak.
 
2021-06-09 5:41:28 PM  
My favorite sovereign citizen joke.

Dale Gribble Admiralty Court
Youtube OfSkBONbDwA
 
2021-06-09 5:41:53 PM  

Gordon Bennett: He carries a special card to evade mask-wearing during the pandemic, the lawsuit reads.

Yes, we've all seen those bullshiat cards.

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The families of Covid victims should be able to sue the operator of that website for encouraging and profiteering off of practices that cost the lives of over 600 thousand Americans.
 
2021-06-09 5:42:26 PM  

big pig peaches: steklo: Gunboat: He's representing himself.

I've been watching youtube videos of Sovereign citizens defend themselves in court.


and it never works out to their advantage.

Eventually one of them will hit upon the magic combination of pseudo-legal jargon that will leave the entire US legal system completely powerless. And when day comes, my friend, word will spread.

Word will spread.


I hope I'm dead by then.
 
2021-06-09 5:43:23 PM  

Mrtraveler01: My favorite sovereign citizen joke.

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heh heh....good one.
 
2021-06-09 5:44:53 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Plague rat doesn't want an exemption for himself, he's trying to leverage his disability to fark things up for everyone. Because freedumb.


The only disability he has is mental.
 
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