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6 days ago  
Joining Mar-a-Lago a few months ago reminded us he was alive.

Take your money and just go away, Sly.  Take Scott Baio with you.
 
6 days ago  

Devolving_Spud: Joining Mar-a-Lago a few months ago reminded us he was alive.

Take your money and just go away, Sly.  Take Scott Baio with you.



Any club that would have Sly Stallone and Donald Trump as members...

Didn't he already play a character trying to join high society?  In the gangster comedy, "Oscar."


/A highly-underrated movie BTW
 
6 days ago  
Yeah, but how is Frank doing?
 
6 days ago  
I'm more amazed by his hairline at 74 than his workout at 74.
 
6 days ago  
What's he got against beauty colleges?  My mom was a steady customer of them; she never went for big changes, a student got some practice, and they were much more reasonable than splashing out for a regular styling.  Three strikes and you're out, Mr Hollywood Bigwig
 
6 days ago  

Devolving_Spud: Joining Mar-a-Lago a few months ago reminded us he was alive.

Take your money and just go away, Sly.  Take Scott Baio with you.


https://people.com/politics/sylvester​-​stallone-didnt-join-mar-a-lago/
 
6 days ago  

Ghastly: Yeah, but how is Frank doing?


You guessed it.
A Father's Gift
Youtube b7HlegQjcP4

He's turning your bedroom back into the computer room.
 
6 days ago  

Billy Liar: What's he got against beauty colleges?  My mom was a steady customer of them; she never went for big changes, a student got some practice, and they were much more reasonable than splashing out for a regular styling.  Three strikes and you're out, Mr Hollywood Bigwig


?

In the little video it says he went to beauty school and that his dad was a beautician. He jokes that people would come in for a buck fifty haircut and want to look great, even if they only had five hairs on their head. I didn't see him slamming beauty school or beauticians.
 
6 days ago  
I've seen beef jerky that looks healthier.
 
6 days ago  

thatguyoverthere70: Billy Liar: What's he got against beauty colleges?  My mom was a steady customer of them; she never went for big changes, a student got some practice, and they were much more reasonable than splashing out for a regular styling.  Three strikes and you're out, Mr Hollywood Bigwig

?

In the little video it says he went to beauty school and that his dad was a beautician. He jokes that people would come in for a buck fifty haircut and want to look great, even if they only had five hairs on their head. I didn't see him slamming beauty school or beauticians.


It sounded kinda mocking to me.  Like he looked down on people that went there for practical reasons.
 
6 days ago  

thatguyoverthere70: Devolving_Spud: Joining Mar-a-Lago a few months ago reminded us he was alive.

Take your money and just go away, Sly.  Take Scott Baio with you.

https://people.com/politics/sylvester-​stallone-didnt-join-mar-a-lago/


So he's just a little Fascist Adjacent.

All good, right?
 
6 days ago  
Dolph Lundgren says "I must break you".
 
6 days ago  
That exercise looks like a great way to break some toes. Also, I bet a hot lunch those are fake weights...
 
6 days ago  

wejash: Didn't he already play a character trying to join high society? In the gangster comedy, "Oscar."

/A highly-underrated movie BTW


That film was actually was fairly funny. And almost the only thing shot at Universal Studios, Orlando.

Between that and Demolition Man, Stallone can be a decent comedic actor. And not just unintentionally.
 
6 days ago  
His brow line and nose look like he has been in 'roids for years
 
5 days ago  

tobcc: His brow line and nose look like he has been in 'roids for years


....years?
 
5 days ago  

wejash: Didn't he already play a character trying to join high society? In the gangster comedy, "Oscar."

/A highly-underrated movie BTW



Ornella Muti as Sofia Provolone

ok that alone made it worth the imdb lookup
 
5 days ago  

Christian Bale: wejash: Didn't he already play a character trying to join high society? In the gangster comedy, "Oscar."

/A highly-underrated movie BTW


Ornella Muti as Sofia Provolone

ok that alone made it worth the imdb lookup


I could almost stand to watch that 70s garbage Flash Gordon movie because she played Princess Aura.
 
5 days ago  
IT's TIMe FOr A YO!
 
5 days ago  
Don't worry Fellas, if you freebase as much hgh as Stalone does, you too will be able to look like that
 
5 days ago  

UberNeuman: I've seen beef jerky that looks healthier.


Huh? Looks like a fairly normal 74 year old face to me, maybe a little more in the leathery side due to all the tanning, but what's so unhealthy about him?
 
5 days ago  

bisi: UberNeuman: I've seen beef jerky that looks healthier.

Huh? Looks like a fairly normal 74 year old face to me, maybe a little more in the leathery side due to all the tanning, but what's so unhealthy about him?


all the hgh. i'm sure his internal organs are enlarged. he's also had a ton of botox and fillers which hey,if it makes him happy,good for him.
 
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