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(WTVR)   "He pulled up in front of the house and turned the trailer on so it dumped out all the pennies on the grass and my mom came out and was like, 'What are you dumping in my yard?' 'It's your final child support payment"   (wtvr.com) divider line
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4845 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2021 at 11:33 AM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Stay classy, Virginia.
 
5 days ago  
Take the arsehole to court and demand payment. Lacking a receipt or transfer confirmation there is no payment that can be proven in court. Dumping something in someone's the yard is littering not payment of a debt. Garnish wages,block passport and hunting and fishing privileges until paid.
 
5 days ago  
It's nice that they donated the pennies, but I'm honestly surprised that no one in the story realizes that change counters exist and are often free to use as long as you have an account at the FI you normally bank with.

My credit union has one in their entry way and it's completely networked into the system.  I don't even have to wait in line to deposit.
 
5 days ago  
We should probably require permits for humans to breed.
 
5 days ago  
When reached by phone Tuesday, Avery's father said his actions were the result of 18 years of built-up frustration and his emotions got the best of him. He said the last thing he wanted to do was to put a further wedge between him and his daughter.

Yeah, bullshiat.  You didn't give a F*CK about how this would impact those kids. You just heard about the asshole who dumped some guy's last paycheck in his driveway in pennies and thought "Yeah! That's what I should do to the biatch who made me pay child support all these years! Except I'll put them on her lawn, where it's harder to pick up and might even kill her grass."

You can f*ck right on off with your false regret.  Your only regret is that it didn't embarrass them and people now know for certain you're a compleat asshole.

And as a woman who made the same decision you daughter did when I was her age, I hope she stays strong and doesn't let you back into her life.
 
5 days ago  

eurotrader: Take the arsehole to court and demand payment. Lacking a receipt or transfer confirmation there is no payment that can be proven in court. Dumping something in someone's the yard is littering not payment of a debt. Garnish wages,block passport and hunting and fishing privileges until paid.


This. Sheriff should have been called for trespassing.

Judges are usually not fond of bullshiat like this either.
 
5 days ago  
I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.
 
5 days ago  
Yeps. I predict a bright future of father/daughter relationship right here. Great way to show you love your kids, dad !
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


Well, one thing is certain, you are a complete and total asshole.
 
5 days ago  

houstondragon: eurotrader: Take the arsehole to court and demand payment. Lacking a receipt or transfer confirmation there is no payment that can be proven in court. Dumping something in someone's the yard is littering not payment of a debt. Garnish wages,block passport and hunting and fishing privileges until paid.

This. Sheriff should have been called for trespassing.

Judges are usually not fond of bullshiat like this either.


I'ma go out on a limb here and say she's probably just happy to be completely rid of the asshole.

/ DRTFA, of course
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


Father of the Year material even?
 
5 days ago  
Did they sort through the pennies and look for those of numismatic value, or did they just pave their floors with pennies and epoxy?
 
5 days ago  
I would like to propose a modified Solomon solution.

Get a robotic mulching mower, evacuate the place, and cut all the pennies in half.

Then punch the dumper in the cawk
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


Grandpa? I thought you drank yourself to death?
 
5 days ago  

Elzar: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

Father of the Year material even?


The guy has a flair for dramatic theater.
 
5 days ago  
Personally, I think I'd stop calling him Dad for starters.
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


Ha, just came to ask the same thing, said 18 yrs of frustration so started right off the bat, maybe he can finally afford to move out of his rat hole and get a nicer place.  Would be nice to hear the guys side for once.
 
5 days ago  
The fact that she could afford to donate the $800 to charity means she wasn't using that money to support the kids so much as to punish the ex-husband.
 
5 days ago  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Personally, I think I'd stop calling him Dad for starters.


Defendant would fit better.
 
5 days ago  

EnzoTheCoder: It's nice that they donated the pennies, but I'm honestly surprised that no one in the story realizes that change counters exist and are often free to use as long as you have an account at the FI you normally bank with.

My credit union has one in their entry way and it's completely networked into the system.  I don't even have to wait in line to deposit.


That's how sperm banks should be set up, too.
 
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5 days ago  
Now those are some actual ass pennies
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


That seems the most likely scenario. You're really onto something here...why don't you write a letter to the editor, set up an interview with your local media and publish these ideas on Youtube and Facebook?  Make a whole series out of it.

I think you can really take this angle pretty far...let everyone know what you think about it.
 
5 days ago  
You know, when I see somebody do something assholish to someone, my first reaction is not "wow, what they do to him to deserve that ?"

That's Wife Beater Logic'
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: Elzar: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

Father of the Year material even?

The guy has a flair for dramatic theater.


In a John Wilkes Boothe sort of sense, I guess.
 
5 days ago  

Porkbelly: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

Well, one thing is certain, you are a complete and total asshole.


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Wow...
 
5 days ago  
Wait... what kind of oil were they covered in?

/it's important
 
5 days ago  
Seemed more like an fu to the ex than the kids, but that's just how I see it.  If the kid is worried about being embarrassed that just means she's a teenager.  Not making it into national news would probably helped a lot with that.
 
5 days ago  
This dude is such a huge piece of shiat, that other pieces of shiat look at him and go "what the fark".
 
5 days ago  
Looks like he paid her out of petty cash.
 
5 days ago  

eurotrader: Take the arsehole to court and demand payment. Lacking a receipt or transfer confirmation there is no payment that can be proven in court. Dumping something in someone's the yard is littering not payment of a debt. Garnish wages,block passport and hunting and fishing privileges until paid.


Yep.  Don't pay important stuff with cash, because the 40,000 pennies don't cover it all.  Especially when the stupid stunt means they only found 20,000 pennies, so he still owes.  No receipts?  He's an impulsive moron.
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


It seems obvious from the article that the ex and daughter have long since moved on, he seems like one of those guys who thinks he shouldn't have to pay child support. I paid child support to two ex wives for a lot of years, I have zero sympathy for guys like him.
 
5 days ago  

baronbloodbath: This dude is such a huge piece of shiat, that other pieces of shiat look at him and go "what the fark".


No, they go "what did they do to him to piss him off?"
 
5 days ago  

NM Volunteer: Porkbelly: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

Well, one thing is certain, you are a complete and total asshole.

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Wow...


I only had him down as a defender of racists and rapists.
 
5 days ago  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Looks like he paid her out of petty cash.


Contender for comment of the week right here.
 
5 days ago  

EnzoTheCoder: change counters exist and are often free to use as long as you have an account at the FI you normally bank with.


perhaps, but trailers are not
 
5 days ago  
ftfa: "He said the last thing he wanted to do was to put a further wedge between him and his daughter."

many lonely years later, he died alone, a stranger to his children- just as his words and his actions had been strangers to each other.
 
5 days ago  

ReapTheChaos: he seems like one of those guys who thinks he shouldn't have to pay child support.


Maybe he shouldnt.

I mean she gave it away instead of using it to take care of her kid so she must not need it that bad.
 
5 days ago  

bingethinker: The fact that she could afford to donate the $800 to charity means she wasn't using that money to support the kids so much as to punish the ex-husband.


Well, you are only a slightly smaller asshole than dothemath.
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.


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5 days ago  
Every penny of Avery's last child support payment will be donated to Safe Harbor, a domestic abuse center.
"Turning around and donating that money to moms and children in need, I feel like that really turns this situation into a positive. You can learn from it," Avery said.


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What a move. Now this guy is publicly known for being a giant asshole and associated with domestic abuse. His little stunt backfires and the mother and kids look good as a result.
 
5 days ago  

NM Volunteer: Porkbelly: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

Well, one thing is certain, you are a complete and total asshole.

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Wow...

I've had this shiat stain(op) on ignore for some time now, thanks you two for reminding me why.
 
5 days ago  

eurotrader: Take the arsehole to court and demand payment. Lacking a receipt or transfer confirmation there is no payment that can be proven in court. Dumping something in someone's the yard is littering not payment of a debt. Garnish wages,block passport and hunting and fishing privileges until paid.


There kind of is proof, the story and the woman's words show she received $800 from the creep.
 
5 days ago  

rainbowbutter: ftfa: "He said the last thing he wanted to do was to put a further wedge between him and his daughter."

many lonely years later, he died alone, a stranger to his children- just as his words and his actions had been strangers to each other.


I bet he's frequently been heard to drunkenly slur "I would do anything for my kids!"
 
5 days ago  

dothemath: ReapTheChaos: he seems like one of those guys who thinks he shouldn't have to pay child support.

Maybe he shouldnt.

I mean she gave it away instead of using it to take care of her kid so she must not need it that bad.


The daughter decided to donate it. Any child support, if I recall correctly and this may, of course, vary by state, still owed after the child turns eighteen is due and paid to said child.
 
5 days ago  

weirdneighbour: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

Ha, just came to ask the same thing, said 18 yrs of frustration so started right off the bat, maybe he can finally afford to move out of his rat hole and get a nicer place.  Would be nice to hear the guys side for once.


Baseball bats to knees are what some people deserve (hint hint).
 
5 days ago  

bingethinker: The fact that she could afford to donate the $800 to charity means she wasn't using that money to support the kids so much as to punish the ex-husband.


You sound like the kind of person who thinks that because the bank has tons of money you shouldn't have to make you car payment. Paying child support isn't a punishment, it's paying your share of the costs involved in raising a child that you made. What the other parent does with the money is irreverent.
 
5 days ago  

houstondragon: eurotrader: Take the arsehole to court and demand payment. Lacking a receipt or transfer confirmation there is no payment that can be proven in court. Dumping something in someone's the yard is littering not payment of a debt. Garnish wages,block passport and hunting and fishing privileges until paid.

This. Sheriff should have been called for trespassing.

Judges are usually not fond of bullshiat like this either.


Well, from the video, he actually dumped them in the street in front of her mailbox, not on her lawn and never went on her property. As for a receipt, they went on the news and confirmed that, though he did it in a dickish way, he actually delivered the money. I would think their recorded admission would be enough proof but INAL.
 
5 days ago  

NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 640x360]


That's a lot of ass-pennies.
 
5 days ago  

khatores: dothemath: I like this guy.

Its interesting that nobody is asking what kind of assholes the ex wife and daughter must be to drive a man to do such a thing.

That seems the most likely scenario. You're really onto something here...why don't you write a letter to the editor, set up an interview with your local media and publish these ideas on Youtube and Facebook?  Make a whole series out of it.

I think you can really take this angle pretty far...let everyone know what you think about it.


Im trying to decide which is sadder, you pretending to be offended or you actually being offended.

FARK, where performative outrage morphs into sexual fetish. lol
 
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