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(WCAX Vermont)   To the beach in Maine our family goes. Feet stained black by god only knows. (It's squished bugs between our toes) It won't wash off with the garden hose   (wcax.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Copyright, Maine, All rights reserved, Beach, Stain, John Lillibridge, whole lot of dead bugs, Kennebunk, Maine  
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2097 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2021 at 11:00 AM (3 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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3 days ago  
"Stathoplos took some samples and brought them home to get a closer look with a microscope."

Those people know how to science!
 
3 days ago  
Acetone should clean it off.
 
3 days ago  
They're doing they're part.
 
3 days ago  
their, gdammit.
 
3 days ago  
Gross.
 
3 days ago  
They couldn't have identified the bugs for the readers?  Good journalism there.
 
3 days ago  

feckingmorons: "Stathoplos took some samples and brought them home to get a closer look with a microscope."

Those people know how to science!


I mean, she's literally a scientist, Ph.D. and everything.
 
3 days ago  
Boy, when something happens to white people its news!
 
3 days ago  

NM Volunteer: They couldn't have identified the bugs for the readers?  Good journalism there.


https://www.pressherald.com/2021/06/0​8​/mysterious-black-substance-on-wells-b​each-turns-out-to-be-millions-of-dead-​bugs/

They haven't been identified yet.
 
3 days ago  
Person walks barefoot outside. Feet end up dirty.
More news at 5
 
3 days ago  
Just soak your feet in H₂SO₄. It will take the stains, skin, and toes right off. Eventually, your feet too.
 
3 days ago  
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//hey...Maine stole our shtick
 
3 days ago  

dothemath: Boy, when something happens to white people its news!


White people are turning black; you can see how that would be frightening to them.
 
3 days ago  
Squishing your feet in black mud? That's how you dig for steamer clams in Maine, been doing it for years.
 
3 days ago  
I guess the University of Maine will need a new mascot to keep up with UNC.

/Bananas the Bear?  Really?
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Looks like a classic case of poop foot...
 
3 days ago  

dothemath: Boy, when something happens to white people its news!


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3 days ago  

wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x500]


Someone needs to tell Joe Don Baker to stop drinking that stuff.
 
3 days ago  
Probably just Deepwater Horizon. The gift that keeps on giving.
 
3 days ago  
Don't Google carmine.

Just. Don't.
 
3 days ago  

wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x500]



Article says they tried oil and it didn't work.   Why won't you read the article?   Babby Jesus weeps.
 
3 days ago  

Embden.Meyerhof: wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x500]


Article says they tried oil and it didn't work.   Why won't you read the article?   Babby Jesus weeps.


Their oil wasn't made from fresh babies. See the bottom of the bottle.
 
3 days ago  

wademh: Embden.Meyerhof: wademh: [i.imgflip.com image 500x500]


Article says they tried oil and it didn't work.   Why won't you read the article?   Babby Jesus weeps.

Their oil wasn't made from fresh babies. See the bottom of the bottle.



Probably supply chain issues.   Damn COVID!!
 
3 days ago  

New Rising Sun: NM Volunteer: They couldn't have identified the bugs for the readers?  Good journalism there.

https://www.pressherald.com/2021/06/08​/mysterious-black-substance-on-wells-b​each-turns-out-to-be-millions-of-dead-​bugs/

They haven't been identified yet.


And even once they do identify them I'd have to imagine it's going to take a while to notify the next of kin.
 
3 days ago  
Emery board?
 
3 days ago  
I read that headline in Peter Sagal and Bill Kurtis' voices
 
2 days ago  
It is by will alone I set my feet in motion
It is by the juice of dead bugs that the feet aquire stains
The stains become a warning..
It is by will alone I set my feet in motion
 
2 days ago  
Maine's gotta be Maine, huh.

Cochineal not good enough for ya, huh?
 
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