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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Homeless guy breaks in, sleeps in bed, writes curse words in toothpaste on mirror, and steals cats. The Aristocats?   (wjactv.com) divider line
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1108 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2021 at 9:08 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
He stole an Aristocats DVD?
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I was pretty wasted, in my defense.
 
6 days ago  
Stolen Cats is a song I'm writing.

Ok, it sucks and needed both a title and lyrics, but gosh darn it it's now Stolen Cats.

/Stolen cats sitting on a fence
//They really hate their mean pa-rents
///So the song needs some work
 
6 days ago  
Portage, PA

Median home price of $106k.
https://www.realtor.com/realestateand​h​omes-search/Portage_PA/overview

Annual healthcare, would run, at market rates of, what, $5k?  Let's be generous and get the doctors a nice holiday gift at $10k.

$116k the first year and $10k every year after.

Incarcerating a prisoner costs $43k/year in Pennsylvania.
https://www.google.com/search?client=​f​irefox-b-1-d&q=pennsylvania+annual+pri​son+cost

How long until his incarceration exceeds that price?  About three years?

/I've long forgotten my intercept graphing
 
6 days ago  
There are worse things than toothpaste.
 
6 days ago  
He left the house minty fresh!
 
6 days ago  
Wait.

They went on vacation and LEFT the cats there instead of being cared for by someone else?

Maybe those cats needed to be stolen.
 
6 days ago  
Is "toothpaste" a language, now?

*With* instead of *in*, Subby.
 
6 days ago  
A pussy grabber? Is Donald Trump homeless yet?
 
6 days ago  
Technically at that point he's a squatter
 
6 days ago  
I know we aren't supposed to judge based on physical appearance but every person I've met with his features (small face compared to head size, deep set eyes, narrow mouth) has had fairly distinct mental issues.
 
6 days ago  
I hope Mary gets her cats back because who doesn't love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with!

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Available from all Christian Publishing on Amazon.
 
6 days ago  
Never fark around with cats and find out.

It is the law in Ulthar.
 
6 days ago  

MillionDollarMo: [static.independent.co.uk image 850x628]


I know this will sound cat-racist. But Siamese (if you please) cats are very, very loud. I've never known a quiet one.
 
6 days ago  

Kris_Romm: Wait.They went on vacation and LEFT the cats there instead of being cared for by someone else?Maybe those cats needed to be stolen.

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They should start a group therapy session with Ted Cruz's dog Snowflake
 
6 days ago  
Man these fairy tale rewrites are getting out of hand.

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6 days ago  

dr_iacovone: Man these fairy tale rewrites are getting out of hand.

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"Bed's warm."
 
6 days ago  
I don't know this homeless fellow, but I do have a cat named Toothpaste:

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6 days ago  
I can wash the sheets.  I can clean the mirror.  But if you steal my cat I will have murder on my mind.
 
6 days ago  

FarkaDark: Technically at that point he's a squatter


Oh.
Right.
Don't look in the sink
 
6 days ago  

Raoul Eaton: I can wash the sheets.  I can clean the mirror.  But if you steal my cat I will have murder on my mind.


I totally agreed with John Wick. Steal my tv, break some dishes, but DO NOT FARK with my little buddy.
 
6 days ago  

morg: There are worse things than toothpaste.


i used to do b and e's, and my signature move was to take a dump in the living room
 
6 days ago  

Kris_Romm: Wait.

They went on vacation and LEFT the cats there instead of being cared for by someone else?

Maybe those cats needed to be stolen.


Dude, they're cats.

I "housesat" for a cat once. It consisted of me sitting around the house, watching TV, and cleaning out the litterbox and refilling the little shiat's food and water dishes. It came in for cuddles at bedtime, and that was about it.

Taking care of a cat is solely for the owner's peace of mind. It's not for the benefit of the cat.
 
6 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: Kris_Romm: Wait.

They went on vacation and LEFT the cats there instead of being cared for by someone else?

Maybe those cats needed to be stolen.

Dude, they're cats.

I "housesat" for a cat once. It consisted of me sitting around the house, watching TV, and cleaning out the litterbox and refilling the little shiat's food and water dishes. It came in for cuddles at bedtime, and that was about it.

Taking care of a cat is solely for the owner's peace of mind. It's not for the benefit of the cat.


Pinky the Cat in HD
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6 days ago  
Did they get the cats back?
 
6 days ago  
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Me being a farmer I'd rather have a calf for hamburger later.......
 
6 days ago  

Kris_Romm: Wait.

They went on vacation and LEFT the cats there instead of being cared for by someone else?

Maybe those cats needed to be stolen.


Our cats stay home with a cat sitter who comes twice a day to spend some time with them, feed them, and clean their litter box.

We tried boarding, but one cat now has a bad reputation at the vet because he didn't take very well to being boarded. He does much better at home with the cat sitter.
 
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