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(Cleveland 19)   When your name is Brownson and you're hired by the Browns, you're expected to do Browns things   ( divider line
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2021-06-09 2:36:12 PM  
Article has a pic of Ryan Reynolds in a fat suit.   I don't get any of this.
2021-06-09 2:43:56 PM  
I expect a great deal of saran wrap, glass plates, and copious amounts of chili will be used in meeting these goals.
2021-06-09 3:00:16 PM  
From her wiki:

Early life[edit]
Born in Mount Vernon, Virginia, Brownson was raised by her father, Bruce B. Brownson.[5][1] She attended Mount Vernon High School,[6] where she played softball,[1] as the football team would not allow girls.[7] Callie was recently pulled over for a DUI but it will not be held against her due to her employment by The Cleveland Browns and it being a requirement to drink your sorrows away.
2021-06-09 4:43:42 PM  
"We aware of the incident..."

Is that literally what the released statement read?
2021-06-09 8:37:33 PM  
Oh man they're still messing with her wiki
2021-06-09 8:54:02 PM  
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2021-06-09 10:25:13 PM  
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2021-06-09 10:41:36 PM  
Well, with a name like that she could always get a job in Tarrey Town.
2021-06-10 3:34:39 AM  

iron de havilland: Well, with a name like that she could always get a job in Tarrey Town.

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