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(Yahoo)   If you ask me, "I hope I do better than a sex trafficker" makes for one hell of a campaign slogan   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2388 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Jun 2021 at 8:17 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-06-09 1:28:20 PM  
Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.
 
2021-06-09 8:20:13 PM  
Forget it Jones, it's Florida.
 
2021-06-09 8:20:40 PM  

ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.


Flaw 2:
Gaetz, whose district is in the Florida Panhandle,
 
2021-06-09 8:20:59 PM  

ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.


She is from Fla - she says she's going home.
 
2021-06-09 8:22:23 PM  

ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.


All she needs is an address in FL. Hell a storage unit probably works
 
2021-06-09 8:23:51 PM  

RasIanI: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

She is from Fla - she says she's going home.


WHY?!?
 
2021-06-09 8:24:41 PM  
Starting to think Gaetz is gonna be the next Republican nominee for president.
 
2021-06-09 8:25:18 PM  
She seems to be a woman of great courage.

I hope she stomps him good...

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2021-06-09 8:26:22 PM  

Gyrfalcon: RasIanI: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

She is from Fla - she says she's going home.

WHY?!?


To run his a** outta office, she said in TFA.
 
2021-06-09 8:26:29 PM  
It's absurd that he's still in office.

YES REBEKAH I AGREE
 
2021-06-09 8:28:15 PM  
Gaetz spokesperson is Harlan Hill? The guy that looks like a 17 yr. old in a suit? Oh, I guess I really shouldn't be too surprised.
 
2021-06-09 8:29:02 PM  
Difficulty, panhandlers.
 
2021-06-09 8:30:15 PM  
I wish her well. Don't know if she'll make a dent in that idiot's base, but I really hope she does.
 
2021-06-09 8:30:30 PM  

Dafatone: Starting to think Gaetz is gonna be the next Republican nominee for president.


Sadly, I've seen rumblings about that.
 
2021-06-09 8:31:11 PM  
Good for her. It's a damn shame Biden's DOJ won't do anything to protect her from DeSantis or Gaetz, but there's always a chance Biden will be primaried by a progressive.
 
2021-06-09 8:32:23 PM  

aleister_greynight: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

Flaw 2:
Gaetz, whose district is in the Florida Panhandle,


Yep, time to dust this one off.

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2021-06-09 8:35:37 PM  

ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.


Didn't a certain ex-president vote from Florida when the town that his Florida property resided in declared that it can't be a legal place of residence?
 
2021-06-09 8:37:53 PM  
Difficulty: Sex trafficking is not a deal breaker for Republicans. Neither is pedophilia or rape.

In fact, I can't think of any sex crime that would actually disqualify a Republican candidate among Republican voters...
=Smidge=
 
2021-06-09 8:40:22 PM  

Arkanaut: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

Didn't a certain ex-president vote from Florida when the town that his Florida property resided in declared that it can't be a legal place of residence?


Turns out everybody who could do something about that didn't care. Weird.
 
2021-06-09 8:41:03 PM  

Smidge204: Difficulty: Sex trafficking is not a deal breaker for Republicans. Neither is pedophilia or rape.

In fact, I can't think of any sex crime that would actually disqualify a Republican candidate among Republican voters...
=Smidge=


Roy Moore's real problem was that he was just too old and non-photogenic.
 
2021-06-09 8:47:06 PM  

Weatherkiss: Arkanaut: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

Didn't a certain ex-president vote from Florida when the town that his Florida property resided in declared that it can't be a legal place of residence?

Turns out everybody who could do something about that didn't care. Weird.


Yeah, Florida law enforcement wasn't about to go after all of the Trumps who lied on their voter registrations.
 
2021-06-09 8:48:08 PM  
For those who didn't read (all) the article...


"I had hoped that someone in the Republican Party would step up and primary him, and I've yet to see that happen," Jones said in the video. "And so, if it takes me going home to Florida to run against Matt Gaetz, then I will do it. If it means getting one child sex trafficker out of office, you're damn right I'll do it."
 
2021-06-09 8:48:25 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Good for her. It's a damn shame Biden's DOJ won't do anything to protect her from DeSantis or Gaetz, but there's always a chance Biden will be primaried by a progressive.


How would they do that? If you were AG, what would you do?
 
2021-06-09 8:51:37 PM  

Smidge204: Difficulty: Sex trafficking is not a deal breaker for Republicans. Neither is pedophilia or rape.


To republicans, that just means that there is a chance that you throw epic parties.
 
2021-06-09 8:52:59 PM  

aleister_greynight: Roy Moore's real problem was that he was just too old and non-photogenic.


In 2017, the year the sexual assault allegations hit, he won the GOP primary for the senate special election and lost to the Democrat challenger by less than 2%.

Multiple allegations of sexual assault and misconduct, including sexual assault of minors? Not a disqualifier.
=Smidge=
 
2021-06-09 8:54:16 PM  
Difficulty : republicans are morons and republicans from florida are morons10.
 
2021-06-09 9:01:13 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Good for her. It's a damn shame Biden's DOJ won't do anything to protect her from DeSantis or Gaetz, but there's always a chance Biden will be primaried by a progressive.


Yeah, Biden should send in the Navy Seals and they can rappel down from their stealth-o-copter and extract her from DeSantis' evil clutches. Then they'll all have a big party with cake and pizza.
 
2021-06-09 9:04:58 PM  

Smidge204: Difficulty: Sex trafficking is not a deal breaker for Republicans. Neither is pedophilia or rape.

In fact, I can't think of any sex crime that would actually disqualify a Republican candidate among Republican voters...
=Smidge=


Consensual, loving, monogamous homo sex?
 
2021-06-09 9:05:40 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: Smidge204: Difficulty: Sex trafficking is not a deal breaker for Republicans. Neither is pedophilia or rape.

In fact, I can't think of any sex crime that would actually disqualify a Republican candidate among Republican voters...
=Smidge=

Consensual, loving, monogamous homo sex?


Oops, you said criminal sex. I was thinking "scandal" sex.
 
2021-06-09 9:11:46 PM  

Weatherkiss: Arkanaut: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

Didn't a certain ex-president vote from Florida when the town that his Florida property resided in declared that it can't be a legal place of residence?

Turns out everybody who could do something about that didn't care. Weird.


Turns out every one of them still has a yob with the DOJ.  I'm starting to wonder what type of deal Biden made to stop the coup.
 
2021-06-09 9:15:57 PM  
By election time, he will be indicted.*

* Hasn't stopped other reprehensible Republican representatives from running and winning while indicted.

But still, the odds are saying... so there's a chance?
 
2021-06-09 9:16:11 PM  

whither_apophis: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

All she needs is an address in FL. Hell a storage unit probably works


Pat Roberts was a US Senator for several terms and only had a couch at his buddy's house when he came back to Kansas.  Republicans didn't care.
 
2021-06-09 9:18:14 PM  
The entire case against Gatez is a product of the deep state working with the Illuminati under the supervision of the liberal media with support from the lizard people and the reverse vampires.

A majority of people in the panhandle believe in this and will vote for him because of it.
 
2021-06-09 9:22:57 PM  
She had me at "not Matt Gaetz". I can't vote but I can donate.
 
2021-06-09 9:35:17 PM  

Plane Guy: The entire case against Gatez is a product of the deep state working with the Illuminati under the supervision of the liberal media with support from the lizard people and the reverse vampires.

A majority of people in the panhandle believe in this and will vote for him because of it.


so you're saying there's nothing but conspiracy theories?
 
7 days ago  

whither_apophis: ZAZ: Jones, who currently lives in Maryland, made the announcement

Great slogan but I see a flaw in her plan.

All she needs is an address in FL. Hell a storage unit probably works


Or a private club she promised not to use as a residence.
 
7 days ago  

ChubbyTiger: I wish her well. Don't know if she'll make a dent in that idiot's base, but I really hope she does.


With a piece of rebar is my suggestion.
 
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6 days ago  
Idunno. Crazy hot chick vs Beavis and Butthead's lovechild. She may have a chance.
 
6 days ago  

mattj1984: Idunno. Crazy hot chick vs Beavis and Butthead's lovechild. She may have a chance.


She does look like she would be at-home on Fort Walton Beach, or wherever that doucebags home district is....

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