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(WAFF Huntsville)   TIIIIIIIIIIIIMMBBBEEERRRR Suspect believed to be "MagaLumberjack" who chucked a wood beam at Capitol Police during Jan. 6th riot arrested in Alabama   (waff.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Police, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Dillon Colby Herrington, United States, Law enforcement agency, Court documents, Electric charge, Washington, D.C.  
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1443 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Jun 2021 at 5:31 PM (5 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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5 days ago  
He hated them so much he threw preciously expensive lumber at them?

Throw the book at him... The one made out of re-pulped recycled paper.
 
5 days ago  
You can build a lot of cool stuff with beams.
Gallows.
Guillotines.
 
5 days ago  

vudukungfu: You can build a lot of cool stuff with beams.
Gallows.
Guillotines.


Hung from a SPF board bought at Home Depot? What are we, barbarians?

...Oh...
 
5 days ago  
MAGA Lumber jagoff:

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5 days ago  

Destructor: He hated them so much he threw preciously expensive lumber at them?

Throw the book at him... The one made out of re-pulped recycled paper.


I found a book we can use.

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
Saw the video. They should rename this guy Weak Sauce Caber Toss.
 
5 days ago  
Court documents say Herrington was originally detained by the District of Columbia Metropolitan Police Department in Washington D.C. on June 6 when they found a knife in his pants pocket. At this time, officers say were not aware of the earlier assaults, and let him go.

McVeigh was let go. This guy was let go. What ever happened to police "losing" paperwork for a few days or a judge postponing hearings for a few days. Used to be a traditional part of criminal investigation. Maybe these criminals were the right color.
 
5 days ago  
Wanted for questioning:

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5 days ago  
Grind that treasonous cockroach under the heel of the law. He and all his filthy accomplices. Every last one of them.
 
5 days ago  
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5 days ago  

whatsupchuck: [Fark user image 850x531]


Maybe they'll find the MAGA Inquisition next.
 
5 days ago  
The assault charge carries an 8 year max sentence. Unless they determine that he used a dangerous weapon intending to do harm, in which case it becomes a 20 year sentence.
 
5 days ago  

aleister_greynight: whatsupchuck: [Fark user image 850x531]

Maybe they'll find the MAGA Inquisition next.


No one ever suspects the MAGA inquisition!
 
5 days ago  
Dillon Colby Herrington

Dillon Colby Herrington

Case closed.
 
5 days ago  
HE CHUUUCKED A WOOD BEAM AT THE PO LICE

Seriously though that guy sounds like he is in need of finding out.
 
5 days ago  
Good.  Fark his bullshiat, put that chucklehead behind bars so he doesn't try this shiat again.
 
5 days ago  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: The assault charge carries an 8 year max sentence. Unless they determine that he used a dangerous weapon intending to do harm, in which case it becomes a 20 year sentence.


He should be out by the time I'M ERIC takes the thro...err, holds the office.
 
5 days ago  
How much wood could a MAGA chuck if a MAGA could chuck wood?

How much time would a whiner serve if a whiner would serve time?
 
5 days ago  
As all these arrests keep coming I bet there are a lot of MAGAts out there looking constantly looking over their shoulder and wondering if they are next.

I hope so anyway.
 
5 days ago  

The Irrelevant Gamer: Saw the video. They should rename this guy Weak Sauce Caber Toss.


Yeah.  He didn't put any spin on it, so it went sideways quickly.
 
5 days ago  
Thou hypocrite, first cast the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast the beam out of thy brother's eye.
 
5 days ago  
How much chuck
Could a dumbfuk chuck
If a dumbfuk could chuck wood.
 
5 days ago  
That asshole FUQUED the sheep
 
5 days ago  
Pathetic toss from a pathetic person. You're insulting lumberjacks with this nickname.

Also, is there such thing as attempted assault? I do believe he wanted that board to hit someone.
 
5 days ago  

razrez75: Pathetic toss from a pathetic person. You're insulting lumberjacks with this nickname.

Also, is there such thing as attempted assault? I do believe he wanted that board to hit someone.


But he's OK.

/On Wednesdays he goes TRUMPING...
 
5 days ago  

SpecialSnowFlake: MAGA Lumber jagoff:

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I love how despite the fact he's not overweight, and is relatively young, he still somehow has moobs. Not pecks, but moobs.
 
5 days ago  

RandyJohnson: [Fark user image image 425x425]


Dude. Dexter was way too skilled, calculating, patient, logical, methodical, and smart to be compared with any of these f__ks.
 
5 days ago  
Jackyl - The Lumberjack (Official Video)
Youtube A52p9jc-gOo
 
5 days ago  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: SpecialSnowFlake: MAGA Lumber jagoff:

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I love how despite the fact he's not overweight, and is relatively young, he still somehow has moobs. Not pecks, but moobs.


Lower testosterone and higher estrogen levels might explain this - and maybe his voice as well
 
5 days ago  

freetomato: Grind that treasonous cockroach under the heel of the law. He and all his filthy accomplices. Every last one of them.


Would be nice to hold a few treasonweasel Congresscritters accountable too.
 
5 days ago  

monsatano: Don't Troll Me Bro!: SpecialSnowFlake: MAGA Lumber jagoff:

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I love how despite the fact he's not overweight, and is relatively young, he still somehow has moobs. Not pecks, but moobs.

Lower testosterone and higher estrogen levels might explain this - and maybe his voice as well


Not to be TMI, but my chest looked like that right before it was time for a training bra. He's just a late bloomer.
 
5 days ago  
Where did he get that beam, did he steal if off the Pence gallows? I doubt that he brought it with him.
 
5 days ago  

KarmicDisaster: Where did he get that beam, did he steal if off the Pence gallows? I doubt that he brought it with him.


Looks like a 4x4 that would be used for leveling fences or whatever that are running over pavement or grass.  He 'liberated' it from some of the barricades, probably.
 
5 days ago  

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Came here for tha...OOooohhh...  I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok.  I sleep all night and I work all day.  I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatory.
 
5 days ago  
Well he'll be tossing salad for Trump soon enough...
for a long long time, we can hope.
 
5 days ago  
Yeah, not a 4x4. Can we just get editors back so this shiat is correct? He's still throwing lumber, but it would be nice if the author knew the difference between a square and a rectangle. Or at least wasn't too lazy to be correct.
 
5 days ago  

monsatano: Don't Troll Me Bro!: SpecialSnowFlake: MAGA Lumber jagoff:

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I love how despite the fact he's not overweight, and is relatively young, he still somehow has moobs. Not pecks, but moobs.

Lower testosterone and higher estrogen levels might explain this - and maybe his voice as well


Undiagnosed Klinefelter's Syndrome?

Try pointing these sorts of conditions out to people who hoot "follow the science, it says that there are only two sexes: XX, and XY!"  Yeah, no.  There's all sorts of trisomy and odd manifestations of chromosomal expression out there.  Which is, you know, "the science".  Watch them sputter.
 
5 days ago  
sportin' wood fir trump.
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Yeah, not a 4x4. Can we just get editors back so this shiat is correct? He's still throwing lumber, but it would be nice if the author knew the difference between a square and a rectangle. Or at least wasn't too lazy to be correct.


Oh, dear.

You may want to look up the concept of "dimensional lumber" before embarrassing yourself further.  Or at least watch the shorted imbedded video where it's quite clear that the wood was square in cross-section.

That was pretty clearly an untreated 4x4x6.  Generally referred as a 4x4.  Much like a 2x4 or 2x3, they can come in various lengths and are sold by the length of the lumber.

It's not like the story was saying that he was flinging a half sheet of plywood, dude.
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Yeah, not a 4x4. Can we just get editors back so this shiat is correct? He's still throwing lumber, but it would be nice if the author knew the difference between a square and a rectangle. Or at least wasn't too lazy to be correct.


I'm trying to care.
 
5 days ago  

Mikey1969: Yeah, not a 4x4. Can we just get editors back so this shiat is correct? He's still throwing lumber, but it would be nice if the author knew the difference between a square and a rectangle. Or at least wasn't too lazy to be correct.


Thanks for clowning yourself.
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5 days ago  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Mikey1969: Yeah, not a 4x4. Can we just get editors back so this shiat is correct? He's still throwing lumber, but it would be nice if the author knew the difference between a square and a rectangle. Or at least wasn't too lazy to be correct.

Thanks for clowning yourself.
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Snicker.
 
5 days ago  

razrez75: Also, is there such thing as attempted assault? I do believe he wanted that board to hit someone.


An assault, by definition, is an attempted crime. Had he struck the cop he would have committed the crime of battery.
 
5 days ago  

CruiserTwelve: razrez75: Also, is there such thing as attempted assault? I do believe he wanted that board to hit someone.

An assault, by definition, is an attempted crime. Had he struck the cop he would have committed the crime of battery.


Oh? What DC statute is that?
 
5 days ago  

DoctorCal: Oh? What DC statute is that?


Let's ask the Legal Information Institute at the Cornell Law School.

In an act of physical violence, assault refers to the act which causes the victim to apprehend imminent physical harm, while battery refers to the actual act causing the physical harm.

Or we can ask a DC lawyer:

Under DC law, the crime of assault does not require an actual battery. The term battery is used when there is actual physical contact between two people.

Since the crime of battery necessarily includes an assault, often jurisdictions lump together both crimes into one statute, sometimes called "assault and battery" or just "assault," as DC apparently does.

From the above link:  "Under DC law, there is no crime called battery. One way that a person can be charged with an assault is through an attempted battery, meaning a person injured or attempted to injure another individual through the intentional application of force or violence. Even in a situation where that attempt does not successfully result in physical contact, the attempted physical contact is sufficient for prosecutors to prove an assault."
 
5 days ago  
And yet, he's charged as follows;

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The first three including the physical violence charge;
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Then the last one;
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5 days ago  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: And yet, he's charged as follows;


Are you responding to me?
 
5 days ago  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: And yet, he's charged as follows;


I'm not seeing insurrection. And I really want to see insurrection. Those guys weren't there for the tour.
 
5 days ago  
Am I insane or did someone in that video yell "Free Bird?"
 
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