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(Wikipedia)   Happy 58th to pretty boy actor turned slow-rolling trainwreck Johnny Depp   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
He looks like he always smells of burnt bacon and ashtray, mixed with a three day scotch bender odor oozing from every pore.
 
6 days ago  
The Struggle - Scroobius Pip
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6 days ago  
How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?
 
6 days ago  

markie_farkie: He looks like he always smells of burnt bacon and ashtray, mixed with a three day scotch bender odor oozing from every pore.


It's all about the company you keep!

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6 days ago  

12349876: How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?


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Boy, are you wrong.
 
6 days ago  
Depp proves the reality of Hawking Radiation.
 
6 days ago  

yakmans_dad: 12349876: How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?

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Boy, are you wrong.


I don't get it.

You can call Johnny Depp a teen idol, but he's not in the same category as Leonardo DiCaprio.
 
6 days ago  
Never thought I'd say this ten years ago, but Johnny Depp makes me wonder if he's going to make it to his 60th birthday. Sad.
 
6 days ago  

12349876: yakmans_dad: 12349876: How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?

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Boy, are you wrong.

I don't get it.

You can call Johnny Depp a teen idol, but he's not in the same category as Leonardo DiCaprio.


One dors closes and another opens, I guess.
 
6 days ago  

markie_farkie: He looks like he always smells of burnt bacon and ashtray, mixed with a three day scotch bender odor oozing from every pore.


From what I was told, more like BO and an earthy smell. So sad to see him now.
 
6 days ago  
I'm almost as old as he is, and I still look pretty good

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6 days ago  
He got to bang Winona Ryder. I will always be envious of Mr. Depp.
 
6 days ago  
I watched enough episodes of Inside the Actor's Studio, before Bravo became reality central, to assume that most actors are trainwrecks.
 
6 days ago  
The pretty ones sure can get mean when their looks start going downhill.
 
6 days ago  

The Crepes of Wrath: I watched enough episodes of Inside the Actor's Studio, before Bravo became reality central, to assume that most actors are trainwrecks.


Actors -- good ones, anyway -- have more intelligence than the people usually judging them. That kind of intelligence and access to their emotions comes at a price. My take anyway. I used to share a house (non-romantically) with a good actress. The parties I went to with her were exhausting. Those people are just faster than the rest of us, and their frames of reference are wider. I was one of the few non-actors at those parties and I felt like one of those tricky bit of film where there's one still figure who stands out among the blurs.
 
6 days ago  
BTW, have you all noticed how many Kentucky-bred actors are near the top of the pile these days: George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, and Jennifer Lawrence. And we've a history of producing great odd ones, like Harry Dean Stanton and Jim Varney.
 
6 days ago  

The Crepes of Wrath: I watched enough episodes of Inside the Actor's Studio, before Bravo became reality central, to assume that most actors are trainwrecks.


I remember seeing Johnny Depp on Inside the Actor's Studio. He presented himself as a soft-spoken shy man who still seemed a bit overwhelmed at becoming a "star". I do remember Depp's haircut was such that it covered most of his face for much of the interview til James Lipton finally got a bit fed up about it and asked him tie it back because he wanted to see the face of the person he is talking to.
 
6 days ago  

12349876: How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?


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It's pretty boy, not boy actor. And Drop was nothing but gorgeous and sexy for quite some time. I was in my 20s when he first hit the scene. Never see his tv shows (outside of voice acting), but I've seen all his movies.
 
6 days ago  

Trik: The pretty ones sure can get mean when their looks start going downhill.


Amber Heard certainly is vicious.


/I keed. She's very broken, but still pretty.
 
6 days ago  

gbv23: I'm almost as old as he is, and I still look pretty good

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You're Tommy Smothers?!

/ knows that's Gordie
// either way, much older
/// silly boy
 
6 days ago  

lindalouwho: 12349876: How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?

Notsureifserious.jpg

It's pretty boy, not boy actor. And Drop was nothing but gorgeous and sexy for quite some time. I was in my 20s when he first hit the scene. Never see his tv shows (outside of voice acting), but I've seen all his movies.


Drop? Let's leave your opinions out of this, autocorrect.

/ Depp
 
6 days ago  

yakmans_dad: The Crepes of Wrath: I watched enough episodes of Inside the Actor's Studio, before Bravo became reality central, to assume that most actors are trainwrecks.

Actors -- good ones, anyway -- have more intelligence than the people usually judging them. That kind of intelligence and access to their emotions comes at a price. My take anyway. I used to share a house (non-romantically) with a good actress. The parties I went to with her were exhausting. Those people are just faster than the rest of us, and their frames of reference are wider. I was one of the few non-actors at those parties and I felt like one of those tricky bit of film where there's one still figure who stands out among the blurs.


There is a cocaine vs no cocaine subtext here?
 
6 days ago  

McGrits: yakmans_dad: The Crepes of Wrath: I watched enough episodes of Inside the Actor's Studio, before Bravo became reality central, to assume that most actors are trainwrecks.

Actors -- good ones, anyway -- have more intelligence than the people usually judging them. That kind of intelligence and access to their emotions comes at a price. My take anyway. I used to share a house (non-romantically) with a good actress. The parties I went to with her were exhausting. Those people are just faster than the rest of us, and their frames of reference are wider. I was one of the few non-actors at those parties and I felt like one of those tricky bit of film where there's one still figure who stands out among the blurs.

There is a cocaine vs no cocaine subtext here?


Not back when I went to parties. Cocaine was exotica then.
 
6 days ago  

lindalouwho: lindalouwho: 12349876: How dors debuting at 21 make you a boy actor?

Notsureifserious.jpg

It's pretty boy, not boy actor. And Drop was nothing but gorgeous and sexy for quite some time. I was in my 20s when he first hit the scene. Never see his tv shows (outside of voice acting), but I've seen all his movies.

Drop? Let's leave your opinions out of this, autocorrect.


There are enough autocorrect wowzers in this thread to flout a battleship.
 
6 days ago  
Does he clothes shop with Steven Tyler?
 
6 days ago  

markie_farkie: He looks like he always smells of burnt bacon and ashtray, mixed with a three day scotch bender odor oozing from every pore.


I'm sure we can come up with a list with more nuance than that?
 
6 days ago  
I know he's got some issues but he gets a lifetime pass from me for Edward Scissorhands.
 
6 days ago  
Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me my life
Then I met a girl and we went on a spree
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' Whisky

And now I am feeble broken with age
The lines on my face make a well written page
I'm weavin' this story it's sad and it's true
On women and Whisky and what they can do

They'll write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and Whisky here lies a poor slave
Take warning dear friend, for these words are true
Of women and whisky and what they can do
 
6 days ago  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Trik: The pretty ones sure can get mean when their looks start going downhill.

Amber Heard certainly is vicious.


Don't you mean Amber Turd?
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6 days ago  
Trik:

This has always been the case.
 
6 days ago  
yakmans_dad:

This is also true.
 
5 days ago  
Just leaving this as counterpoint to the train wreck bs.

Jeff Beck and Johnny Depp - Isolation [Official Music Video]
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I think he's living life in full. We should be so lucky.
 
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