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(The American Independent)   Marjorie Taylor Greene knows for certain that COVID was created in a lab because... *checks article*... oh, FFS   (americanindependent.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Vaccination, Virus, Biological warfare, Evolution, Conspiracy theory, Computer virus, Influenza, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene  
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6 days ago  
She does have a sort of Neanderthal look about her... so she may be right about not evolving, in  her case at least
 
6 days ago  
Marjorie's face was created in a lab!  Burn!

DNRTFA
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
She still wonders where the sun goes at night
 
6 days ago  
Don't recall who wrote it, but someone wrote she looks like a potato made of feet and I can't unsee it now.
 
6 days ago  
"That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."


Oh, so it evolved from a hoax into a bioweapon.
 
6 days ago  
Science doesn't give a F**K what you believe!
 
6 days ago  

Badmoodman: "That's a bioweapon," Greene said. "There's no other reason to create a virus that makes people sick, spreads so quick, and kills people. There's no other intent but it's a bioweapon."


Oh, so it evolved from a hoax into a bioweapon.


A democratic hoax bioweapon that was released on purpose by China to kill it customers which makes China evil even though the virus that kills people is fake.

/This is what republicans actually believe.
 
6 days ago  

Diamond Joe Biden: Don't recall who wrote it, but someone wrote she looks like a potato made of feet and I can't unsee it now.


It's one thing to look like a potato, and we shouldn't fault someone for their looks, however, when someone decides to open their mouth and unequivocally demostrate time and again that a potato is functionally superior being in intelligence, social grace, and just plain common sense, that someone should be shunned, avoided, and ignored, especially by the media.
 
6 days ago  

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This is award winning stuff!!!
 
6 days ago  
1. Wow.

2. She's probably the most likely Republican candidate for VP in 2024.

3. I'll be at home crying.
 
6 days ago  

fnordfocus: 1. Wow.

2. She's probably the most likely Republican candidate for VP in 2024.

3. I'll be at home crying.


I say we tell Gohmert and MTG that there is a contest between the two of them, for a prize.  Give them a place to face off, and quickly wall them in once they are there.
 
6 days ago  

OldRod: She does have a sort of Neanderthal look about her... so she may be right about not evolving, in  her case at least


She looks like she discovered fire.
Yesterday.
 
6 days ago  
I thought covid was a hoax?
 
6 days ago  
This is when I knew that she will be the GOP nominee for president in 2024 or 28.
 
6 days ago  
Please play Russian roulette with a Glock
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
my guess without checking TFA or TFT:

bamboo fibers
 
6 days ago  
Thanks to her and her followers, we know that de-evolution is real.
 
6 days ago  
I think we've given this dumbfark enough attention now.

Primary her ass.
 
6 days ago  
Overheard on the Ark:

"Go easy on the live bait, boys. I've only got two of each."

/got nuthin'
 
6 days ago  
Republicans always lie.
 
6 days ago  

whidbey: I think we've given this dumbfark enough attention now.

Primary her ass.


She's a really big believer in god
Probably doesn't do butt stuff
 
6 days ago  

Diamond Joe Biden: Don't recall who wrote it, but someone wrote she looks like a potato made of feet and I can't unsee it now.


That's an insult to potatoes made of feet.
 
6 days ago  
So they created a bio weapon with a 99% survival rate?
 
6 days ago  
That is certainly one take.

I know the theory of evolution strains when you try to model the path from early man to MTG.
 
6 days ago  

Myrdinn: fnordfocus: 1. Wow.

2. She's probably the most likely Republican candidate for VP in 2024.

3. I'll be at home crying.

I say we tell Gohmert and MTG that there is a contest between the two of them, for a prize.  Give them a place to face off, and quickly wall them in once they are there.


Two idiots enter, hopefully, no one leaves.
 
6 days ago  
"was a "bioweapon" and said she did not believe otherwise "because I don't believe in evolution." "

Belief has gotten nothing to do with it.
 
6 days ago  

Myrdinn: fnordfocus: 1. Wow.

2. She's probably the most likely Republican candidate for VP in 2024.

3. I'll be at home crying.

I say we tell Gohmert and MTG that there is a contest between the two of them, for a prize.  Give them a place to face off, and quickly wall them in once they are there.


The prize is a cask of amontillado
 
6 days ago  
Start the bioreactor and spin up a fresh General Sherman clone. Its time for rural Georgia to learn yet another hard lesson.
 
6 days ago  
FTFA: "No, I don't buy it because I don't believe in evolution," Greene replied. "I don't believe in that type of so-called 'science.' I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."

Having a real hard time feeling any pity for her... except to collectively gain insight to the layers of the perverse cults she adheres her world view to. That is a sickness worse than any psychosis.
 
6 days ago  
Possible Speaker of the House in 2025 unless Democrats get their sh*t together.

/Democrats won't get their sh*t together
 
6 days ago  
Awesome.  It's a biological weapon.

If this is a weapon of war, you should take serious actions to defend against it.  Such as:
- Wear your farking mask
- Get a farking vaccine
 
6 days ago  
OK, fine, it's a bioweapon.

NOW are you going to get vaccinated?  Or is the vaccination a hoax?
 
6 days ago  
"I don't believe in evolution. I believe in God."

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6 days ago  
It's kind of inefficient as a bioweapon.  It's good at the spreading part obviously but results are mixed as to its lethality.
 
6 days ago  
JFC, even young earth creationists believe that microevolution is a fact. At this point, I have no reason to believe her abject stupidity has to be an act.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
So she supports doing every precautionary measure to reduce the spread of what she believes is a bioweapon?

No?

Well that's something
 
6 days ago  
Sure conservatives were wrong about COVID being a democratic hoax, and it being just as dangerous as the flu, and it disappearing in warm weather, and that masks choke you to death, and that suicides would greatly outpace COVID deaths, and that hospitals were dramatically inflating COVID deaths for money, and that hydroxychloroquine was a miracle cure, and that it would disappear after the election, and that vaccines were more dangerous than the virus, but this time we should take their claims seriously. Because of their credibility.
 
6 days ago  
We need to amend the "...all are created equal" to " some are created equal, and some are just born f***king dumb as nails"
 
6 days ago  
Between this one and Gohmert... and Bohbert and Gaetz and and and...

They are stupid to the point that even they would realize how pointless they're words or presence is to humanity.

I've said and done some dumb things, but I'd have to be getting paid a lot of money to actually-

Oh, now I get it.
 
6 days ago  

johnny queso: my guess without checking TFA or TFT:

bamboo fibers


*reads potato language*

ok that would've been my fifth guess after forced gay pangolin marriage and a couple other completely crazy guesses.
 
6 days ago  
I'm still not sure I understand the endgame. Whether it was random, a bio weapon, a lab leak, aliens, etc what will that change? I mean I'd want to know to prevent it happening again, but Conservatives are acting like it will change everything. Do they believe its origin will mean Trump should have handled it differently?
 
6 days ago  

danvon: JFC, even young earth creationists believe that microevolution is a fact. At this point, I have no reason to believe her abject stupidity has to be an act.


What is the difference between microevolution and evolution?

Is it the same difference between microgravity and gravity?
 
6 days ago  

dave0821: whidbey: I think we've given this dumbfark enough attention now.

Primary her ass.

She's a really big believer in god
Probably doesn't do butt stuff


Fun fact: a lot of people with religious convictions do butt stuff first, as the other way is reserved for marriage
 
6 days ago  
I've come to the conclusion (actually, a while back) that she has assumed the role of distractor-in-chief. She's sucking all the air out of the room while someone is going out the back door with the loot, as per usual.
 
6 days ago  
All of the traditionalmainline Protestantdenominationssupport or accept theistic evolution. For example, on 12 February 2006, the 197th anniversary ofCharles Darwin's birth was commemorated by "Evolution Sunday" where the message that followers of Christ do not have to choose between biblical stories of creation and evolution was taught in classes and sermons at manyMethodist,Lutheran,Episcopali​an,Presbyterian,Unitarian,Congre​gationalist,United Church of Christ,Baptistand community churches.
Additionally, theNational Council of ChurchesUnited States has issued a teaching resource to "assist people of faith who experience no conflict between science and their faith and who embrace science as one way of appreciating the beauty and complexity of God's creation." This resource cites the Episcopal Church, according to whom the stories of creation in Genesis "should not be understood as historical and scientific accounts of origins but as proclamations of basic theological truths about creation."
News just in, God believes in evolution apparently.
 
6 days ago  

fragMasterFlash: Start the bioreactor and spin up a fresh General Sherman clone. Its time for rural Georgia to learn yet another hard lesson.


You gotta lure in the loonies so you can spare the innocent. Have more rallies, and deal with them en masse. Not a single one will mind taking a chance at being a martyr for "the greater patriotic cause to fight for America with Donald J. Trump"... being removed from the gene pool, in theory, would only be a badge of honor for that ilk.
 
6 days ago  
That's actually the most normal thing she has said
 
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