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2021-06-09 10:15:31 AM  
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2021-06-09 10:48:20 AM  
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2021-06-09 10:55:36 AM  
Bananas are dying out so I don't think this is a trend that will catch on.
 
2021-06-09 11:22:08 AM  
No
 
2021-06-09 11:30:18 AM  
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You're as likely to figure out a way to turn lead into gold.
 
2021-06-09 11:55:17 AM  
farkin A subby, I know it's fun to play the "answer the question in the headline" game, but you DIDN'T post the actual headline?
 
2021-06-09 11:56:40 AM  
Oh, and about the actual turn bananas into bacon thing: I don't know about that but I could see them being more like an herb to use for adding bitterness like Juniper or coffee.
 
2021-06-09 12:22:38 PM  
Zero waste proponents know how to compost, last I checked.
 
2021-06-09 12:48:41 PM  
That's not exactly what the people who thought up smokin' banana peels had in mind.
 
2021-06-09 12:49:46 PM  
Goddamnit, CLAIRE!

From the "culinary genius at our sister site" responsible for such intense creative breakthroughs as "hot sauce tastes good on LOTS of things! Even on EGGS!" And "cooking that egg in LOTS of butter is yummy!" I'm NOT gonna take "inspiration" to dehydrate bitter, gummy/latex-y, pesticide coated old banana peels into "vegan bacon". YUCK.

-just eat some grilled veggies like onions, mushrooms, and zucchinis brushed with a little garlic balsamic. Great by themselves, great in a sandwich, naturally vegan, and 100% bitter latex free!
 
2021-06-09 1:06:38 PM  
Frying those sounds nasty.  But what about using a smoker?

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2021-06-09 1:22:21 PM  
Eww. Team 'No' here. The thought made my lunch come up a little.

Banana peels belong in the compost pile with the coffee grounds.
 
2021-06-09 1:37:16 PM  
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2021-06-09 2:05:40 PM  
Why do we turn to vegetarians to judge tasty replications of meat products? What the hell do they know?
 
2021-06-09 2:05:47 PM  
This shiat is getting out of hand. Just compost them.
 
2021-06-09 2:13:01 PM  
You can do it with this one weird trick!
Feed the banana peel to a pig.
Eat the pig.
 
2021-06-09 3:10:57 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: This shiat is getting out of hand. Just compost them.


If it tastes good, why not?
 
2021-06-09 3:59:25 PM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: drjekel_mrhyde: This shiat is getting out of hand. Just compost them.

If it tastes good, why not?


Because it doesn't taste good.
 
2021-06-09 4:23:32 PM  
Up next, sausage made from pineapple rinds!  Kiwi skin omelets!  Screw tortilla chips, just roast eggshells!  I'm a Lifehacker!

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2021-06-09 5:24:47 PM  
Wrap your bananas in bacon.

/not a euphemism
 
2021-06-09 5:39:27 PM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: Wrap your bananas in bacon.

/not a euphemism


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2021-06-09 9:52:41 PM  

anuran: You can do it with this one weird trick!
Feed the banana peel to a pig.
Eat the pig.


TFA even almost went there! (did not really read, just skipped to the comments)

"You feed them to the pigs, and then they will, in good time, become bacon."
 
2021-06-09 9:53:31 PM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: Wrap your bananas in bacon.

/not a euphemism


how about just also no

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2021-06-09 9:58:30 PM  
also, le-sigh, I bought 3 packages of rice-paper... in farking 2018. along with a quart of liquid smoke.

all for the purpose of making these
https://yupitsvegan.com/vegan-rice-pa​p​er-bacon/

and yet it has still to happen :(

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