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2021-06-09 11:34:30 AM  
Joe Rogan is a punk simp biatch masquerading as his idea of a real man.

fark him and anyone who thinks he's anything to aspire to.
 
2021-06-09 11:40:46 AM  
"Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

Damn you, Subby! Now I'm genuinely curious to hear what that would sound like! Throw in Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm at the same time and I think we might tear open a portal to another dimension!
 
2021-06-09 12:02:11 PM  
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I'm going to need a copy of that tape
 
2021-06-09 12:48:07 PM  
I Freaking Love When Podcast Hosts Do This
Youtube fNaHRxFwiKo
 
2021-06-09 12:54:43 PM  
"Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

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2021-06-09 1:03:08 PM  
Hard to trust the thinking of a man whose head blew up like his did. Guy makes Barry Bonds' late life head growth seem subtle. Farkin roid gobbling garbage peddler.
 
2021-06-09 1:04:31 PM  
Rogan soon became a spokesman of sorts for the Fear Factor/UFC demo-white guys who don't identify as either conservative or progressive. They don't hold strong ideological positions, but they usually demonstrate libertarian leanings

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2021-06-09 1:05:40 PM  
Google isn't auto-completing "Fran Drescher Orgasm" so I'm assuming it's a fabrication on Subby's part. If I'm mistaken feel free to correct me with a link. You'd reallly show me,
 
2021-06-09 1:07:52 PM  
Very very disappointed in this whole thread. Subby set the bait.
 
2021-06-09 1:07:53 PM  
Because of course why wouldn't people in America listen to Joe Rogan? Recently I was reading the postings of someone who compared being required to show your vaccination status in order to determine if it's safe to let you into a public area is the equal to African Americans enduring segregation.
 
2021-06-09 1:08:59 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: "Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

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Donald Duck having an orgasm
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2021-06-09 1:09:41 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 850x1132]

I'm going to need a copy of that tape


"Did you come?"
"A little."
 
2021-06-09 1:10:37 PM  
Is that an option?

If so, I would like to subscribe to the appropriate newsletter and pre-order a copy of the tape to preserve for the historical record.

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(I would very much like the opportunity to disappoint her profoundly)
 
2021-06-09 1:11:41 PM  

WoolyManwich: "Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

Damn you, Subby! Now I'm genuinely curious to hear what that would sound like! Throw in Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm at the same time and I think we might tear open a portal to another dimension!


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2021-06-09 1:13:35 PM  
Nevermind Subby. I just found it on OnlyFrans. Thanks!
 
2021-06-09 1:14:07 PM  

elvisaintdead: Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 850x1132]

I'm going to need a copy of that tape

"Did you come?"
"A little."


"You know what? I'm GLAD I came!"
 
2021-06-09 1:16:02 PM  
Here is a more recent picture of Fran

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She's 63 and looks damn fine IMO.
 
2021-06-09 1:16:05 PM  

WoolyManwich: "Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

Damn you, Subby! Now I'm genuinely curious to hear what that would sound like! Throw in Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm at the same time and I think we might tear open a portal to another dimension!


Only one way to arrange that...

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2021-06-09 1:16:52 PM  

LewDux: Keyser_Soze_Death: "Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

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2021-06-09 1:16:56 PM  
Oh, yeah, A.V. Club. Totally, TOTALLY unbiased. Absolutely.

/Unemployed soapbox doomers.
 
2021-06-09 1:18:35 PM  

Cubansaltyballs: Joe Rogan is a punk simp biatch masquerading as his idea of a real man.

fark him and anyone who thinks he's anything to aspire to.



Now, tell us how you really feel.
 
2021-06-09 1:25:26 PM  
There are certain types who are really threatened by Joe Rogan. I find it weird.
 
2021-06-09 1:26:39 PM  

Jedekai: Oh, yeah, A.V. Club. Totally, TOTALLY unbiased. Absolutely.

/Unemployed soapbox doomers.


Cry moar.
 
2021-06-09 1:26:53 PM  
He's a no talent ass clown, but for some reason comedians like him.
 
2021-06-09 1:29:48 PM  
I would hope that's a video tape.
 
2021-06-09 1:31:20 PM  
Hmmm, Google informs me that fake Fran Drescher porn is indeed a thing.
 
2021-06-09 1:32:14 PM  
The best thing about Joe Rogan is the Dave Chappele sketch
 
2021-06-09 1:33:13 PM  

LL316: He's a no talent ass clown, but for some reason comedians like him.


He makes them look clever in comparison.

His biography title should be Gullible's Travels.
 
2021-06-09 1:34:26 PM  

KC Dutchman: Here is a more recent picture of Fran

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She's 63 and looks damn fine IMO.


I noticed you didn't mention anything about how she sounds.
 
2021-06-09 1:34:48 PM  

LL316: He's a no talent ass clown, but for some reason comedians like him.


Because he'll defend any dumbass thing they say in the name of freeze peach and comedy.
 
2021-06-09 1:38:23 PM  
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"..get back here Turk, I'm all hot and bothered, are you kidding me?"
 
2021-06-09 1:43:38 PM  

Sgt Otter: WoolyManwich: "Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

Damn you, Subby! Now I'm genuinely curious to hear what that would sound like! Throw in Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm at the same time and I think we might tear open a portal to another dimension!

Only one way to arrange that...

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Careful what you wish for:
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2021-06-09 1:45:53 PM  

snowybunting: [Fark user image 268x200] [View Full Size image _x_]

"..get back here Turk, I'm all hot and bothered, are you kidding me?"


Haven't seen that movie in years, but now I really want to watch it again. I wonder if it's available anywhere.
 
2021-06-09 1:47:21 PM  

slimebarfer: Hmmm, Google informs me that fake Fran Drescher porn is indeed a thing.


Rule 34
 
2021-06-09 1:49:58 PM  
I've moved on from The Nanny to Janice from Friends.

My wife has allowed it, presumably on the grounds it'll never happen.
 
2021-06-09 1:53:11 PM  
A few days later, Today host Savannah Guthrie asked Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has a medical degree, to respond to Rogan's comments. Fauci politely reminded everyone how vaccines work. This wasn't a scene from Idiocracy but our current dumbass reality, where the president's chief medical adviser must enter the rhetorical ring with the former host of Fear Factor.

Or maybe ... just maybe ... people like Rogan wouldn't have so much authority if we were stop asking people of actual authority to respond to their bat-shiattery and give it credence? Remember when we used to dismiss out-of-hand bat-shiattery because it was pure bat-shiattery and not worthy of being part of the discourse? Can we try that for a second again now that Cheeto Mussolini is gone? Can we get back to normal now?
 
2021-06-09 1:55:16 PM  

WoolyManwich: "Because your tape of Fran Drescher orgasming wore out?"

Damn you, Subby! Now I'm genuinely curious to hear what that would sound like! Throw in Gilbert Gottfried having an orgasm at the same time and I think we might tear open a portal to another dimension!


Curb Your Enthusiasm - Susie goes for a "JOY" ride with Larry - Season 8 Ep. 9
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2021-06-09 2:06:44 PM  

LL316: He's a no talent ass clown, but for some reason comedians like him.


Except Carlos Mencia...oh, wait, you said comedians.
 
2021-06-09 2:09:57 PM  
Money talks. Bullshiat walks.
 
2021-06-09 2:11:55 PM  

OrangeFree: A few days later, Today host Savannah Guthrie asked Dr. Anthony Fauci, who has a medical degree, to respond to Rogan's comments. Fauci politely reminded everyone how vaccines work. This wasn't a scene from Idiocracy but our current dumbass reality, where the president's chief medical adviser must enter the rhetorical ring with the former host of Fear Factor.

Or maybe ... just maybe ... people like Rogan wouldn't have so much authority if we were stop asking people of actual authority to respond to their bat-shiattery and give it credence? Remember when we used to dismiss out-of-hand bat-shiattery because it was pure bat-shiattery and not worthy of being part of the discourse? Can we try that for a second again now that Cheeto Mussolini is gone? Can we get back to normal now?


The internet exists. That ship sailed more than a decade ago.
 
2021-06-09 2:17:23 PM  

WhippingBoi: Money talks. Bullshiat walks.


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2021-06-09 2:18:25 PM  
"The improbable revival of Joe Rogan"

someone clearly does not understand the distinction between, revive, resurrect, and raise dead.
A droning on zombie has not been "revived", nor "resurrected," that's what you get when you "rasie dead."
 
2021-06-09 2:49:14 PM  

Unsung_Hero: I've moved on from The Nanny to Janice from Friends.

My wife has allowed it, presumably on the grounds it'll never happen.



Could you image the noise if Fran and Janice where to go at it...sexually.
 
2021-06-09 3:02:22 PM  
If the many worlds hypothesis is right, then there are universes, nearly like ours, where there is a tape of Fran Dresher orgasming.  Maybe even infinite universes in which there are tapes of that.

We just don't live in any of those universes.
 
2021-06-09 3:08:38 PM  

dennysgod: Unsung_Hero: I've moved on from The Nanny to Janice from Friends.

My wife has allowed it, presumably on the grounds it'll never happen.


Could you image the noise if Fran and Janice where to go at it...sexually.


I think I heard it while on a trip to Tijuanna in 1995.
 
2021-06-09 3:20:06 PM  

dennysgod: Unsung_Hero: I've moved on from The Nanny to Janice from Friends.

My wife has allowed it, presumably on the grounds it'll never happen.


Could you image the noise if Fran and Janice where to go at it...sexually.



Well I can now.

Thanks!
 
2021-06-09 3:21:02 PM  

Magnanimous_J: There are certain types who are really threatened by Joe Rogan. I find it weird.


Nobody is threatened by a dude who looks like an enormous bald toddler. They just know he's a f*cking moron.
 
2021-06-09 3:28:45 PM  
Farkers, my Farkers. . . does no one remember Cadillac Man?!


/somehow I remember it being longer
//that's what she said
 
2021-06-09 4:05:01 PM  

Magnanimous_J: There are certain types who are really threatened by Joe Rogan. I find it weird.


Almost as weird as people who feel threatened by AOC.
 
2021-06-09 4:05:02 PM  

DecemberNitro: Magnanimous_J: There are certain types who are really threatened by Joe Rogan. I find it weird.

Nobody is threatened by a dude who looks like an enormous bald toddler. They just know he's a f*cking moron.


I think Joe's not that bright and he gives a platform to morons, but in terms of 'threat' he seems like an even tempered guy who is unlikely to start something... but could easily put me in the hospital if I was dumb enough to push him far enough.

In terms of a threat assessment, he varies greatly depending on the type of threat you're considering.
 
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