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(The Hill)   3 in 10 Republicans believe Donnie will be reinstated, may have left DNA on Their Pillows   (thehill.com) divider line
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2021-06-09 8:06:04 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:14:04 AM  
Poor sore delusional losers
 
2021-06-09 8:26:42 AM  
It's the ultimate narcissism. How could people not like what I like?
It must be a conspiracy against me!
 
2021-06-09 8:36:22 AM  
Well guys, shiat in one hand and wish in the other see what fills up first.
 
2021-06-09 8:36:33 AM  
3/10 republicans should be forcibly sent to a mental hospital for the rest of their lives.
 
2021-06-09 8:37:08 AM  
You can tell it is their DNA by the 44 chromosomes.
 
2021-06-09 8:38:20 AM  
But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?
 
2021-06-09 8:38:46 AM  
At some point it has become obvious that answers to surveys are far less about one actually believes but rather what position you want to signal to the public. If you asked if Trump was the second coming of Christ you would likely get similar/higher results.
 
2021-06-09 8:38:50 AM  
They won't be able to explain how, or any of the processes to allow it to happen.  Heck, they only remember how a bill becomes a law by singing Schoolhouse Rock.  But they just know it'll happen, and that they're not dumb.  They're smart! Not like people say!!
 
2021-06-09 8:39:10 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: You can tell it is their DNA by the 44 chromosomes.


Dammit 45!  45 Chromosomes!
 
2021-06-09 8:40:11 AM  
Meaning 7 out of 10 think he's still the president
 
2021-06-09 8:40:27 AM  
Thanks for telling us that the Republican party has lost its collective goddamn minds, but we've known this for a while.  This must be the tenth time I've seen this type of article this year.
 
2021-06-09 8:41:07 AM  

dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?


Trolls?   Or...

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2021-06-09 8:42:05 AM  
We should hire Trump to do some good. We pay him to do his new rallies in FEMA camps and lock the gates behind the crowds. This will save us the time/effort to round them up.

If any news leaks about this, we counter with bots on social media saying that the liberal media is trying to make Trump look bad by scaring away the yuge crowds he's getting. And that real patriots should stiggit to them by traveling to the next rally close to them asap.

When he does the last rally on the tour, we lock the gates before he gets out. And we confiscate the payments.
 
2021-06-09 8:43:00 AM  
And this is with multiple media available to track the guy's idiocy, vanity, long history of lies--including lies directly to them.

They believe in something, but it sure isn't American values, not even the values they've pretended to have for so many years.
 
2021-06-09 8:45:00 AM  

dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?


About 19% of all polled.

Scary high, but it probably includes people afraid of this happening as well as those who want it to.

I also note the phrasing asks if respondent thinks it is likely Donnie will be reinstated "this year, if at all," which is supposed to ask if they think it's likely at all but you're probably capturing some people who think Donnie will be reinstated after a successful 2024 campaign.
 
2021-06-09 8:45:01 AM  
I would almost like to meet some of these people just to hear their reasoning..... and ok nevermind that would be pointless
 
2021-06-09 8:45:32 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:45:39 AM  
The true believers.

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2021-06-09 8:45:45 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:49:32 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:49:37 AM  

Call the Guy: Meaning 7 out of 10 think he's still the president


If he's still President, then by their logic he's the one responsible for the high lumber prices and shortages they're blaming on Biden.
 
2021-06-09 8:50:23 AM  
I am an agnostic. I am stating in life that I curse these conservatives to an eternity in Hell and will take responsibility for it, if there is a God that actually cares about me and hears me. If God doesn't want to hear me, then it is not my God.

//conservatism itself is evil, it is against the very essence of life: Change.
 
2021-06-09 8:51:41 AM  

dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?


It is a reflection on the accuracy and meaningfulness of the poll.  The margin of error on the poll reflects only the statistcal error.

At least 12% cannot answer poll questions correctly. Ask them which shoe is on their left foot to get a baseline.
 
2021-06-09 8:52:27 AM  
All joking aside, these people are menace to society.   Many of these morans are heavily armed and just looking for an excuse.
 
2021-06-09 8:53:33 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The true believers.

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Farking eww.
 
2021-06-09 8:55:39 AM  

dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?


Well the article only says "More than eight in 10 Democrats -- 84 percent -- and 70 percent of independents also dismiss the notion". Doesn't mean they believe the notion; they could just be regular type dumbasses and are "uncertain".
 
2021-06-09 8:55:49 AM  

kbronsito: We should hire Trump to do some good. We pay him to do his new rallies in FEMA camps and lock the gates behind the crowds. This will save us the time/effort to round them up.

If any news leaks about this, we counter with bots on social media saying that the liberal media is trying to make Trump look bad by scaring away the yuge crowds he's getting. And that real patriots should stiggit to them by traveling to the next rally close to them asap.

When he does the last rally on the tour, we lock the gates before he gets out. And we confiscate the payments.


The FEMA Camps?  Wow.  I thought FEMA lost too much funding to maintain them, and they're in disrepair.
/Tried to book the one along the St. John's River for a Renaissance Fair in August, then a retreat for the Florida Antifa leadership in October.  Place is trashed.  Fences are gone, facilities are full of roaches, rats, snakes.
//Perfect for a fascist rally.
 
2021-06-09 8:58:21 AM  

groppet: Well guys, shiat in one hand and wish in the other see what fills up first.


You missed that only 3 in 10 believe he'll be reinstated. 10 in 10 wish.
 
2021-06-09 9:03:07 AM  
That's actually lower than I would have expected, since it's 3/10 repugs. The GQP has been filtered down to nothing but lunatics. Any actual  "moderate conservatives" are now democrats.
I would have thought it would be at least 6 or 7 of 10.
 
2021-06-09 9:04:54 AM  
Frankly, I thought the percentage would be higher.
 
2021-06-09 9:05:06 AM  

Nocrash: dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?

It is a reflection on the accuracy and meaningfulness of the poll.  The margin of error on the poll reflects only the statistcal error.

At least 12% cannot answer poll questions correctly. Ask them which shoe is on their left foot to get a baseline.


I'll buy that 12% number not taking tests correctly. I was always amused at school on achievement test days how some of the kids would get confused, wind up with scores lower than the rate of chance because at some point they were putting their answers in the 3 slot instead of 2 or something, continue on until the next break. Or that others just liked to make interesting patterns with their circles. But I suppose it worked for them, they always wound up in classes with their friends...never had to go to any hard classes...
 
2021-06-09 9:05:59 AM  
I've said before, the only thing you can do with these people if you know any is make them a $100 or $1000 wager, if they'll take it, that this won't happen.

See if they're willing to give it to a 3rd party the day you make it, because you know they won't pay out any other way.

Milking these sheep is the only thing they're good for, and it's better their cash is in your pocket instead of the Trump Legal Defense Fund For Children Who Don't Read Good and Can't Do Other Stuff Good Either.
 
2021-06-09 9:07:05 AM  

Call the Guy: Meaning 7 out of 10 think he's still the president


And 10 out of 10 republitwits still have shiate for brains.
 
2021-06-09 9:16:10 AM  
Everyone leaves DNA on their pillows (and sheets). Your skin flakes off.
 
2021-06-09 9:20:20 AM  
Reinstated? Oops, I thought it said Institutionalized.

Uh, can I have that questionnaire back?
 
2021-06-09 9:25:12 AM  

dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?


What does it mean to be a democrat? For many, it's because of what they imagine it means to be a democrat (or what they imagine it means to be a republican). It's just like with what people imagine the Constitution, or Bible says. For many people, things just aren't anchored to reality.
 
2021-06-09 9:26:13 AM  

dletter: But, also around 12% of dems think so?  Wut?


12% of Democratic voters assume Trump f***ed around in the summer and fall of 2020, and that Biden won despite Trump, et al's best efforts
 
2021-06-09 9:33:21 AM  
"3 in 10 Republicans believe Donnie will be reinstated, may have left DNA on Their Pillows"

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2021-06-09 9:40:25 AM  

From Philly to Boston: It's the ultimate narcissism. How could people not like what I like?
It must be a conspiracy against me!


I keep saying it.. I live in a very red state. The people I've spoken with about this are absolutely dumbfounded. They voted for him, everyone they know voted for him, everyone they're friends with on social media voted for him.. what happened? The idea that the places that voted against them are 10x as populated doesn't compute.
 
2021-06-09 9:42:13 AM  
Where pillows?
 
2021-06-09 9:43:49 AM  

groppet: Well guys, shiat in one hand and wish in the other see what fills up first.


The secret is to wish for a hand full of shiat.
 
2021-06-09 9:48:01 AM  
I wonder what it must be like to go through life so delusional.

You know there's a bunch of PhDs and whatnot that are gonna get a fat research grant studying this particular aspect of the human psyche and the phenomenon that is known as 'MAGA'.
 
2021-06-09 9:48:05 AM  

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yoink!


Thank you! That's beautiful.
 
2021-06-09 9:49:43 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The true believers.

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2021-06-09 9:59:29 AM  

xanadian: I wonder what it must be like to go through life so delusional.

You know there's a bunch of PhDs and whatnot that are gonna get a fat research grant studying this particular aspect of the human psyche and the phenomenon that is known as 'MAGA'.


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2021-06-09 10:01:55 AM  

CrosswordWithAPen: kbronsito: We should hire Trump to do some good. We pay him to do his new rallies in FEMA camps and lock the gates behind the crowds. This will save us the time/effort to round them up.

If any news leaks about this, we counter with bots on social media saying that the liberal media is trying to make Trump look bad by scaring away the yuge crowds he's getting. And that real patriots should stiggit to them by traveling to the next rally close to them asap.

When he does the last rally on the tour, we lock the gates before he gets out. And we confiscate the payments.

The FEMA Camps?  Wow.  I thought FEMA lost too much funding to maintain them, and they're in disrepair.
/Tried to book the one along the St. John's River for a Renaissance Fair in August, then a retreat for the Florida Antifa leadership in October.  Place is trashed.  Fences are gone, facilities are full of roaches, rats, snakes.
//Perfect for a fascist rally.


Why would you do that to the roaches, rats, and snakes?
 
2021-06-09 10:03:35 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Everyone leaves DNA on their pillows (and sheets). Your skin flakes off.


and the skin flakes stick to the pillow because of all the cum
 
2021-06-09 10:03:58 AM  

groppet: Well guys, shiat in one hand and wish in the other see what fills up first.


These MAGAt types tend to do both.
 
2021-06-09 10:06:02 AM  
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