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(The Sun)   One day we may be telling our kids about the Great European Sausage Wars of the early 2020's (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-06-09 8:07:21 AM  
Yes Minister on the Euro Sausage
Youtube KZZvLVhhjJs
 
2021-06-09 8:09:03 AM  
TFA is a bit of a 'korvfest', as we say in Sweden.
 
2021-06-09 8:09:15 AM  
Since the article gives no context it is hard to fathom what the threat actually is. Was there a threat against sausages or the importation of processed meat or what? The Sun helpfully decides to not say other than bluh sausages!
 
2021-06-09 8:14:26 AM  
"Banger Ban" is the name of my Kendrick Lamar inspired outlaw country band.
 
2021-06-09 8:15:57 AM  
Is this a Bel Ami video?
 
2021-06-09 8:17:20 AM  
"Sausage Wars" is my landing page on PornHub, but I don't tell my kids about it.
 
2021-06-09 8:19:16 AM  
That was utter bologne
 
2021-06-09 8:22:20 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:25:43 AM  
Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.
 
2021-06-09 8:27:47 AM  
It was the wieska times, it was the wurst of times.
 
2021-06-09 8:28:26 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:33:53 AM  
From a recent Photoshop contest I submitted this....Seems timely.
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2021-06-09 8:35:06 AM  

olrasputin: Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.


Hot Dog Face!
Youtube 3WkGLY7L2uY
 
2021-06-09 8:36:56 AM  

olrasputin: Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.


Didn't chorizo originate in Spain and Portugal?
 
2021-06-09 8:38:04 AM  
How dare the EU expect the UK honour an agreement they signed up to. The cheek!
 
2021-06-09 8:40:46 AM  

drxym: Since the article gives no context it is hard to fathom what the threat actually is. Was there a threat against sausages or the importation of processed meat or what? The Sun helpfully decides to not say other than bluh sausages!


Yeah, I'm assuming that this has to do with the soft border between Ireland and Northern Ireland and the fact that the EU doesn't want the UK backdooring goods into Ireland without applying their standards.  Cake and eat it too situation.

Lab Monkey: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KZZvLVhh​jJs]


Came here for this.  "Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube" is one of my favourite all-time lines.
 
2021-06-09 8:44:16 AM  

JasonOfOrillia: drxym: Since the article gives no context it is hard to fathom what the threat actually is. Was there a threat against sausages or the importation of processed meat or what? The Sun helpfully decides to not say other than bluh sausages!

Yeah, I'm assuming that this has to do with the soft border between Ireland and Northern Ireland and the fact that the EU doesn't want the UK backdooring goods into Ireland without applying their standards.  Cake and eat it too situation.

Lab Monkey: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KZZvLVhh​jJs]

Came here for this.  "Emulsified High-Fat Offal Tube" is one of my favourite all-time lines.


Correct
 
2021-06-09 8:44:23 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:49:26 AM  
BRUSSELS has been ordered

OK, but the UK did not say "I hereby order", so the order doesn't count.

Well, that, or the UK has a lot of joke newspapers that makes their readers dumber every time they read them.

I kinda imagine someone dressing up as a general and ordering a town in Belgium around.
 
2021-06-09 8:50:46 AM  

Lab Monkey: [YouTube video: Yes Minister on the Euro Sausage]


If this wasn't the first thing I saw, I was going to be very disappointed
 
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2021-06-09 8:50:57 AM  

Cormee: olrasputin: Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.

Didn't chorizo originate in Spain and Portugal?


Yes, but really all the Spanish and Mexican versions of chorizo share is a name. Both are great though. I use Spanish chorizo in the pinto beans recipe I use.
 
2021-06-09 8:51:46 AM  

Cormee: How dare the EU expect the UK honour an agreement they signed up to. The cheek!


Why haven't they rolled over and bowed before the might of the GLORIOUS EMPIRE already? Don't they know that UNITED KINGDOM THAT LORDS OVER ALL has deigned them to be irrelevant? Why, those uppity peasants might even say that the GLORIOUS EMPIRE doesn't get to dictate EU policy at all anymore just because they left the EU.

I'm beginning to think those Brexsh*teers might not have been telling the truth when they sold leaving the EU to the UK.
 
2021-06-09 8:54:27 AM  

olrasputin: Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.


Cabrón! El chorizo español es la unica salsichia veras!
/ ¡Me luchas!
 
2021-06-09 8:55:52 AM  
Yeah, I was at a sausage party. The name made it sound more fun than it ended up being...
 
2021-06-09 8:56:33 AM  
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2021-06-09 9:08:31 AM  

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2021-06-09 9:16:02 AM  

TypoFlyspray: olrasputin: Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.

Cabrón! El chorizo español es la unica salsichia veras!
/ ¡Me luchas!


You sure you have time to fight? Spanish chorizo is over there being threatened by ...British sausage. 😂
 
2021-06-09 9:24:07 AM  

olrasputin: TypoFlyspray: olrasputin: Then Mexico shows up and nukes them all from orbit with delicious, delicious chorizo.

Cabrón! El chorizo español es la unica salsichia veras!
/ ¡Me luchas!

You sure you have time to fight? Spanish chorizo is over there being threatened by ...British sausage. 😂


British sausage threatens nothing. Well, maybe German sausage is threatened; it's the wurst.
 
2021-06-09 9:25:20 AM  

Gubbo: Lab Monkey: [YouTube video: Yes Minister on the Euro Sausage]

If this wasn't the first thing I saw, I was going to be very disappointed


That's what your Mom said!
 
2021-06-09 9:29:50 AM  

bucket_pup: Gubbo: Lab Monkey: [YouTube video: Yes Minister on the Euro Sausage]

If this wasn't the first thing I saw, I was going to be very disappointed

That's what your Mom said!


Original and witty. Have a free internet
 
2021-06-09 10:42:29 AM  

reyreyrey: Is this a Bel Ami video?


Bel Ami doesn't really specialize in this area.  But the German company Wurstfilm...  Well, it's literally in the name!  That being said, I'll just add that I did a Google image search for "Wurstfilm" and could not find anything that I could post here...
 
2021-06-09 10:44:16 AM  

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Ribbed for her pleasure?
 
2021-06-09 10:53:53 AM  
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Iberian peninsula chorizo (a semi-cured sausage) is good for some things, Mexican chorizo (a fresh sausage) is good for others. I make my own Mexican style chorizo and it is awesome for the texmex breakfast or for stuffing in to jalapeños.
 
2021-06-09 11:05:43 AM  
British rags make up outrageous EU regulations all the time so people have something to rail about over breakfast. Remember when people were outraged because curved bananas were going to be banned?
 
2021-06-09 11:35:28 AM  
I see your schwartz is bigger than mine.
 
2021-06-09 11:39:09 AM  
 
2021-06-09 11:49:16 AM  

drxym: Since the article gives no context it is hard to fathom what the threat actually is. Was there a threat against sausages or the importation of processed meat or what? The Sun helpfully decides to not say other than bluh sausages!


This is how it runs down.

The Brexit agreement allowed a "soft" boarder between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland so free movement of goods and people can happen (because that is a massive part of the Good Friday Agreement that ended the troubles).

But there has to be a customs boarder between the UK and the EU. As the boarder cannot be between the north and the south the boarder must be between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK.

The Brexit agreement allowed a six month grace period while the governments created the custom infrastructure but currently there is no internal customs boarder between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK.

Because of the lack of customs infrastructure goods can still be moved internally within the UK and then can be brought over the boarder between the North and the Republic. Goods that have either no import taxes paid or are not allowed to be imported.

So the EU is saying "make the customs boarder happen as your are in breach of the Brexit agreement" and the current bunch of clowns running the circus in Westminster are....... doing something....... but it isn't sorting the problem out. I expect they are still trying to work out how they can give out no-bid contracts to friends and family members.

/The Unionists are pissed at the Brexit agreement because of the customs boarder in the Irish sea.
//Hence some of the current issues
 
2021-06-09 12:18:47 PM  

McGrits: Iberian peninsula chorizo (a semi-cured sausage) is good for some things, Mexican chorizo (a fresh sausage) is good for others. I make my own Mexican style chorizo and it is awesome for the texmex breakfast or for stuffing in to jalapeños.


This I can get behind.
I like Iberian better, but that doesn't mean I don't like Central American, and it's very difficult to make a proper cheeseburger out of the Iberian stuff.
 
2021-06-09 1:08:47 PM  

Norfolking Chance: drxym: Since the article gives no context it is hard to fathom what the threat actually is. Was there a threat against sausages or the importation of processed meat or what? The Sun helpfully decides to not say other than bluh sausages!

This is how it runs down.

The Brexit agreement allowed a "soft" boarder between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland so free movement of goods and people can happen (because that is a massive part of the Good Friday Agreement that ended the troubles).

But there has to be a customs boarder between the UK and the EU. As the boarder cannot be between the north and the south the boarder must be between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK.

The Brexit agreement allowed a six month grace period while the governments created the custom infrastructure but currently there is no internal customs boarder between Northern Ireland and the rest of the UK.

Because of the lack of customs infrastructure goods can still be moved internally within the UK and then can be brought over the boarder between the North and the Republic. Goods that have either no import taxes paid or are not allowed to be imported.

So the EU is saying "make the customs boarder happen as your are in breach of the Brexit agreement" and the current bunch of clowns running the circus in Westminster are....... doing something....... but it isn't sorting the problem out. I expect they are still trying to work out how they can give out no-bid contracts to friends and family members.

/The Unionists are pissed at the Brexit agreement because of the customs boarder in the Irish sea.
//Hence some of the current issues


Thank you for this concise but thorough summary, no snark. But the word is border, and my brain hurts now.

/ pet peave
 
2021-06-09 5:56:56 PM  
Sausages!!

KITH Sausages
Youtube 3ChvxsVgT8c
 
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