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(New Musical Express)   I'd say Covid-19 addled Ted Nugent's brain, but he was a f*cking idiot beforehand   (nme.com) divider line
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2391 clicks; posted to Entertainment » and Politics » on 09 Jun 2021 at 8:12 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Subby, I find one flaw in your theory.  Racist & clueless Ted doesn't have a brain!
 
6 days ago  
Ted's is a racist who has gotta know that what he says is b.s.  The funny thing is that he describes and admits that events were a violent riot by a massive rabble that he chooses to misidentify and blame.
 
6 days ago  
I recall in the early 80's, Ted would guest DJ on Detroit "album rock" radio stations and would regale us with stories of hiring a guide with dogs to chase bears up a tree so Ted could shoot at it and claim he was an honest-to-god hunter. So brave, Ted was.

I liked him up to Cat Scratch Fever when I didn't have hear his thoughts on things, after that he is entirely forgettable.
 
6 days ago  
Stop calling what he says a "baseless claim".
 
6 days ago  
He contracted Teenage Syphillis which arrested his mental capacity.

/ I'm surprised he hasn't been busted for underage pussy
 
6 days ago  
By that "logic" everyone arrested and those up on charges are BLM and Antifa members.  So Ted-o should be happy about it.
 
6 days ago  

Breaker Moran: Ted's is a racist who has gotta know that what he says is b.s.  The funny thing is that he describes and admits that events were a violent riot by a massive rabble that he chooses to misidentify and blame.


He missed the memo while he was sick.

The new narrative is that it was a tour group of Trump supporters that may have gotten a little overexcited.
 
6 days ago  
He's just cranky because he shiat his pants again.
 
6 days ago  
Wait a minute, did the Capitol Police Officer shoot a Trump loving patriot or Antifa/BLM scum?

I'm confused.
 
6 days ago  

Officer Collins: Wait a minute, did the Capitol Police Officer shoot a Trump loving patriot or Antifa/BLM scum?

I'm confused.


You won't be, after this week's episode of What's Our Excuse Now?
 
6 days ago  
Hey Ted, if that's the case, why are all Republican senators against having a thorough investigation of the 1/6/2021 attack done by Antifa and BLM?
 
6 days ago  
This traitor needs a bullet.
 
6 days ago  
"It was a false flag job by antifa and BLM, but it was also just a bunch of perfectly respectful people who didn't do any harm at all!"

/I said that, quotation marks and all, in the comments of a well-known social media page and got ripped to shreds by liberals who thought I was being totally serious.
//In fairness, lots of Trumpers are that dumb.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

someonelse: He's just cranky because he shiat his pants again.


and not on purpose
 
6 days ago  

CarnySaur: Stop calling what he says a "baseless claim".


Okay then...how about "unmitigated bullshiat spewed from his cock holster"? Is that better?
 
6 days ago  
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I actually feel sorry for Wournos; she was a product of an awful upbringing.  She probably never really had a chance at a normal life.  nugent CHOSE to be a anti-social, lying sack of shiat asshole.
 
6 days ago  
Ted Nugent? The guy that wrote a song a about gang-raping a handcuffed 13-year old girl? THAT Ted Nugent?
 
6 days ago  
The cognitive dissonance of Trump supporters is astounding. If you liked the attempted coup, they brag about it. If you didn't, they blame others. Who they claim was responsible is entirely dependent on what they think will benefit them the most at any given time.
 
6 days ago  

Iowan73: The cognitive dissonance of Trump supporters is astounding. If you liked the attempted coup, they brag about it. If you didn't, they blame others. Who they claim was responsible is entirely dependent on what they think will benefit them the most at any given time.


I think we are calling this phenomena "Schrodinger's Douchebag".


Also, can we please take the Byrdland away from Ted. They are such lovely instruments. Small scale, just butta. He doesn't deserve them.
 
6 days ago  
It's amusing how much respect this draft dodger has for the military.
 
6 days ago  
So he should be very interested in an investigation into the matter, yeah?
 
6 days ago  
He should be happy that Covid restrictions are ending. State Fair season is his best time to tour
 
6 days ago  
Why is this thread in the "Entertainment" tab?  There's nothing entertaining about this traitor.
 
6 days ago  

Supadope: It's amusing how much respect this draft dodger has for the military.


He thinks service should be a requirement to vote.
 
6 days ago  
I've also shat my pants.  But I never did it to avoid a fight.
 
6 days ago  

UberNeuman: By that "logic" everyone arrested and those up on charges are BLM and Antifa members.  So Ted-o should be happy about it.


Wonder how those insurrectionists would feel being called Anti-American BLM Antifa members who hate cops and troops and apple pie. It might be a cool way to get confessions from them.
 
6 days ago  
He should stick to writing and playing songs in the key of A.
 
6 days ago  

Another Government Employee: He contracted Teenage Syphillis which arrested his mental capacity.

/ I'm surprised he hasn't been busted for underage pussy


Calling a young girl "underage pussy" is bullshiat and it doesn't make you look much better than Ted.
 
6 days ago  
Yes, more dumbfarks we shouldn't be giving a spotlight to.
 
6 days ago  

Another Government Employee: He contracted Teenage Syphillis which arrested his mental capacity.

/ I'm surprised he hasn't been busted for underage pussy


Teenage Syphillis is the name of my Hole tribute band.
 
6 days ago  
I'm surprised Mr "I shoot back" wasn't at the Capitol on Jan 6.  Maybe he shiat himself and missed it.
 
6 days ago  
Famous racist pedophile and probable militia member, Ted Nugent has opinions.  Watch him spouting those racist opinions in a bid to regain some relevance that he lost four decades ago.
 
6 days ago  

Catlenfell: Famous racist pedophile and probable militia member, Ted Nugent has opinions.  Watch him spouting those racist opinions in a bid to regain some relevance that he lost four decades ago.


There was ever a time when Ted Nugent had relevance?
 
6 days ago  
Only because it failed.
 
6 days ago  
Ol' Teddy was at a teach-youngsters-to-hunt event.  This was years and years ago.  The TV news was reporting on it.  "Minor has-been celeb at event!  News at 10."  The camera showed him talking patiently to a boy about something.  An arrow, perhaps.  Teddy sees the camera and hookem horns, fark yeah, air guitar, tongue wag, merica, woohoo.  Unrepentant asshole to the talking head reporter.  The boy was ignored.  Teddy got what he wanted.  The boy just wanted to shoot an arrow at a target.
 
6 days ago  
Shut the fark up and play Stranglehold, Ted.
 
6 days ago  
"So let me make it clear: January 6th wasn't an insurrection. Those were terrorists, like Black Lives Matter and Antifa dressed in Donald Trump shirts doing all the damage. The real Trump supporters were conservatives that believe in God, family, country, law and order trying to stop them."

Oh Ted. Your Scotsmen are the only True Scotsmen, eh?

/moron.
 
6 days ago  

Elliot8654: "So let me make it clear: January 6th wasn't an insurrection. Those were terrorists, like Black Lives Matter and Antifa dressed in Donald Trump shirts doing all the damage. The real Trump supporters were conservatives that believe in God, family, country, law and order trying to stop them."

Oh Ted. Your Scotsmen are the only True Scotsmen, eh?

/moron.


No, this is still several steps below a No True Scotsman. NTS would be if he admitted that the rioters were Trumpers but called them not "real" Trumpers.
 
6 days ago  
"So let me make it clear: January 6th wasn't an insurrection. Those were terrorists, like Black Lives Matter and Antifa dressed in Donald Trump shirts doing all the damage. The real Trump supporters were conservatives that believe in God, family, country, law and order trying to stop them."

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5 days ago  
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5 days ago  
So trump is Antifa now?

Donald Trump, 1/6, speech just before the riots

Just the end, i don't have all day to highlight every instigating  remark. Bold mine

And again, most people would stand there at 9 o'clock in the evening and say I want to thank you very much, and they go off to some other life. But I said something's wrong here, something is really wrong, can have happened.
And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don't fight like hell, you're not going to have a country anymore.
Our exciting adventures and boldest endeavors have not yet begun. My fellow Americans, for our movement, for our children, and for our beloved country.
And I say this despite all that's happened. The best is yet to come.
So we're going to, we're going to walk down Pennsylvania Avenue. I love Pennsylvania Avenue. And we're going to the Capitol, and we're going to try and give.
The Democrats are hopeless - they never vote for anything. Not even one vote. But we're going to try and give our Republicans, the weak ones because the strong ones don't need any of our help. We're going to try and give them the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our country.
So let's walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.
I want to thank you all. God bless you and God Bless America.
 
5 days ago  
These morons really don't think this whole thing through:  Do they honestly think....for all the 'cancel culture' they scream about towards the left, that any BLM or Antifa people would willingly shell out money to Trump ANYTHING just to wear trump branded anything?  Even IF they were running over the capitol...why does it not enter their brains they would just BLM or Antifa their shiat up with T shirts and shiat....NOT Trump branded crap.
 
5 days ago  

BeatrixK: These morons really don't think this whole thing through:  Do they honestly think....for all the 'cancel culture' they scream about towards the left, that any BLM or Antifa people would willingly shell out money to Trump ANYTHING just to wear trump branded anything?  Even IF they were running over the capitol...why does it not enter their brains they would just BLM or Antifa their shiat up with T shirts and shiat....NOT Trump branded crap.


Radical lefties would have been smart enough to wear masks.
 
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