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(Axios)   Netanyahu goes full Trump   (axios.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Israel, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, Likud, Naftali Bennett, confidence vote, angry Netanyahu supporters, incoming government, Knesset speaker Yariv Levin  
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2021-06-09 7:31:30 AM  
No, subby. Not even Jews have dicks that small.

/ I'm allowed
 
2021-06-09 7:51:44 AM  
He's shiatting himself in public?  Stuffing his face with hamberders?  Lusting after his daughter?
 
2021-06-09 7:53:16 AM  
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2021-06-09 7:53:31 AM  
Liberals doNazi the Jewish Nazis.
 
2021-06-09 7:53:51 AM  
He went golfing?
 
2021-06-09 7:53:57 AM  
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2021-06-09 7:55:00 AM  
I wonder why he is so desperate to retain office... surely he's relatively satisfied with the work he's accomplished over the last 12 years he's had in office, and is comfortable leaving the country he helped lead into this prosperous future in the competent hands of the next administration, right?
 
2021-06-09 7:55:28 AM  
Netanyahu initially refused to condemn the incitement against Bennett and his allies, but on Monday afternoon he condemned the violent rhetoric on "every side"


Very fine people.
 
2021-06-09 7:55:46 AM  
I'm sure some homeless Palestinians would disagree about that Fraud of the Century label.
 
2021-06-09 7:56:21 AM  
He turned orange and is wearing a diaper?
 
2021-06-09 7:56:24 AM  

BeesNuts: I wonder why he is so desperate to retain office... surely he's relatively satisfied with the work he's accomplished over the last 12 years he's had in office, and is comfortable leaving the country he helped lead into this prosperous future in the competent hands of the next administration, right?


Because he's probably going to prison without his position to protect him.
 
2021-06-09 7:59:16 AM  

Snapper Carr: Netanyahu initially refused to condemn the incitement against Bennett and his allies, but on Monday afternoon he condemned the violent rhetoric on "every side"


Very fine people.


I'm honestly surprised he even gave a mealy-mouthed equivocating half condemnation. He did get Yitzhak Rabin killed with his own violent rhetoric, after all.
 
2021-06-09 7:59:18 AM  

Snapper Carr: BeesNuts: I wonder why he is so desperate to retain office... surely he's relatively satisfied with the work he's accomplished over the last 12 years he's had in office, and is comfortable leaving the country he helped lead into this prosperous future in the competent hands of the next administration, right?

Because he's probably going to prison without his position to protect him.


Bibi's whole endgame strategy has been to get a parliament with enough of a loyal right-wing majority to pass a law either outright granting him immunity or overturning any conviction.

Good luck with that.
 
2021-06-09 8:00:38 AM  

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I posted before RTFA, which is really farked up. Netanyahu is telling the Likud "don't be afraid to go after them.", and meanwhile the Likud is tweeting that Bennett and Lapid would turn Israel into a "dark dictatorship" akin to North Korea.

fark Israel.
 
2021-06-09 8:03:56 AM  

fat_free: fat_free: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I posted before RTFA, which is really farked up. Netanyahu is telling the Likud "don't be afraid to go after them.", and meanwhile the Likud is tweeting that Bennett and Lapid would turn Israel into a "dark dictatorship" akin to North Korea.

fark Israel.


I'm happy to admit that I don't know enough about the inner workings of Israeli bureaucracy to have a prediction about whether the actual people who would have to carry out that coup *would* carry out that coup.  Regardless, stress testing Democracy is a shiatty move.

Fark bibi.  At the moment... jury's out on Israel.  Time will tell.
 
2021-06-09 8:04:40 AM  
"a dangerous left-wing government"

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Meanwhile.....

"Netanyahu is expected to give a speech beforehand attacking the incoming government."

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Right Wing reactionary and authoritarian administrations in democratic countries are the biggest threat to anyone.
 
2021-06-09 8:04:41 AM  

fat_free: fat_free: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I posted before RTFA, which is really farked up. Netanyahu is telling the Likud "don't be afraid to go after them.", and meanwhile the Likud is tweeting that Bennett and Lapid would turn Israel into a "dark dictatorship" akin to North Korea.

fark Israel.


bUt ThAt'S aNtI-sEmItIc!
 
2021-06-09 8:06:43 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:09:53 AM  

fat_free: fat_free: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I posted before RTFA, which is really farked up. Netanyahu is telling the Likud "don't be afraid to go after them.", and meanwhile the Likud is tweeting that Bennett and Lapid would turn Israel into a "dark dictatorship" akin to North Korea.

fark Israel.


The likud is the gop of israel, it should be purged from existence.
 
2021-06-09 8:11:48 AM  

whosits_112: fat_free: fat_free: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I posted before RTFA, which is really farked up. Netanyahu is telling the Likud "don't be afraid to go after them.", and meanwhile the Likud is tweeting that Bennett and Lapid would turn Israel into a "dark dictatorship" akin to North Korea.

fark Israel.

bUt ThAt'S aNtI-sEmItIc!


Oh noes! Mine is the sort of opinion that leads to the next Shoah, as not wanting the corrupt Netanyahu in power clearly means I hates all teh Hebrew.
 
2021-06-09 8:15:07 AM  
Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.
 
2021-06-09 8:15:15 AM  

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2021-06-09 8:16:59 AM  

fat_free: whosits_112: fat_free: fat_free: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I posted before RTFA, which is really farked up. Netanyahu is telling the Likud "don't be afraid to go after them.", and meanwhile the Likud is tweeting that Bennett and Lapid would turn Israel into a "dark dictatorship" akin to North Korea.

fark Israel.

bUt ThAt'S aNtI-sEmItIc!

Oh noes! Mine is the sort of opinion that leads to the next Shoah, as not wanting the corrupt Netanyahu in power clearly means I hates all teh Hebrew.


I used the mocking SpongeBob text to make fun of what the "any criticism of Isreal means you are an anti-semite," assholes would say.

In other words: I agree with you, fam.
 
2021-06-09 8:19:13 AM  

Porous Horace: Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.


Well, he is about to lose his job. It's kinda a big deal.
 
2021-06-09 8:20:46 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: He's shiatting himself in public?  Stuffing his face with hamberders?  Lusting after his daughter?


Nah just going all scorched girth.
 
2021-06-09 8:22:27 AM  

Porous Horace: Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.


He should stop being a wannabe dictator piece of shiat then
 
2021-06-09 8:23:03 AM  

Snapper Carr: BeesNuts: I wonder why he is so desperate to retain office... surely he's relatively satisfied with the work he's accomplished over the last 12 years he's had in office, and is comfortable leaving the country he helped lead into this prosperous future in the competent hands of the next administration, right?

Because he's probably going to prison without his position to protect him.


Yet another thing that other countries do and the US does not.
 
2021-06-09 8:26:51 AM  
What's Bibi's TV show called?
 
2021-06-09 8:27:25 AM  
Israeli Fascism? In 2021? Whoda thunked it?
 
2021-06-09 8:30:14 AM  
Conservatism is an ideological cancer and its adherents tumors.
 
2021-06-09 8:33:20 AM  
Porous Horace:
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Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.
 
2021-06-09 8:33:28 AM  
I guess the question will be, are Israeli magats dumb enough to try and storm the Knesset on Sunday.
 
2021-06-09 8:35:29 AM  
It's worked out so well for Trump thus far.  Maybe they can be prison pen pals.
 
2021-06-09 8:37:09 AM  

nakmuay: I guess the question will be, are Israeli magats dumb enough to try and storm the Knesset on Sunday.


When I was watching people storm the Capitol on live TV that day, I was on the verge of an anxiety attack.

If morons try to storm the freaking Israeli parliament, I'm making popcorn.
 
2021-06-09 8:37:22 AM  
When this is is finally over, I certainly hope they execute him.
 
2021-06-09 8:39:11 AM  

Rennisa: scorched girth.


That's the name of my Babylon 5 sequel series set when the characters are a few decades older.
 
2021-06-09 8:42:25 AM  

bostonguy: Rennisa: scorched girth.

That's the name of my Babylon 5 sequel series set when the characters are a few decades older.


I hate to do this, but it's a long, sad list. A sequel would've been so awesome, though.

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2021-06-09 8:43:06 AM  

Weird Hal: Conservatism is an ideological cancer and its adherents tumors.


Tbh, conservatives have role to play in so long as they recognize the diminished value of God & Culture arguments -- in a liberal democracy, social progress is inevitable. Majorities have clearly demonstrated, again and again their priorities:  freedom to marry whomever they want, abortion as a Healthcare option, universal Healthcare for society, penal reforms, etc  -- all of these things enhance the total liberty of everyone.

But conservative voices have to stop demanding the The World stop, and conform to their comfort levels.

Be a voice of restraint on big fiscal projects, be a watchdog for regulatory overreach -- but trying to be a self-righteous minority power that tells everyone else what is best for them, and trying to preserve that power permanently through voter suppression tactics, has no place in any modern democracy.

In fact, it's a regressive threat.
 
2021-06-09 8:44:04 AM  

nakmuay: I guess the question will be, are Israeli magats dumb enough to try and storm the Knesset on Sunday.


I am fully expecting precisely that event.
 
2021-06-09 8:50:05 AM  
How many more days before this dude is gone?
 
2021-06-09 8:52:38 AM  

RasIanI: nakmuay: I guess the question will be, are Israeli magats dumb enough to try and storm the Knesset on Sunday.

I am fully expecting precisely that event.


Then let's hope Israel's MAGAts get gunned down like rabid animals, the way OURS should have been.
 
2021-06-09 9:02:35 AM  

Professor_Doctor: How many more days before this dude is gone?


The Knesset is scheduled to pass a confidence vote and then swear in the new government on Sunday.

We're not sure what exact time yet.
 
2021-06-09 9:07:30 AM  
Israel really has changed. Do they even have a Labor party any more? Any parties on the left even? Is it fascist vs semi-fascist vs authoritarian with a smile?

They are quickly going to find (well I think they already are finding) the support they once received has now shifted to the Palestinians. I think it probably needs to start with a European leader, but someone should just recognize the state of Palestine as independent on the 1967 borders, and declare Israel illegally occupying and go from there.
 
2021-06-09 9:07:48 AM  
Prepare for a 1/6-like shiat-show this Sunday. Only somehow I don't think the IDF will be as deferent as the capitol police....
 
2021-06-09 9:10:29 AM  

ssa5: Israel really has changed. Do they even have a Labor party any more? Any parties on the left even? Is it fascist vs semi-fascist vs authoritarian with a smile?


Recent election results:

Yesh Atid - center
Blue and White - center
Labor - center-left
Meretz - left

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2021-06-09 9:22:57 AM  
Get ready for another assasination supported by most Israelis.
 
2021-06-09 9:24:44 AM  

Porous Horace: Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.


You'll get over it, cupcake.

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2021-06-09 9:25:44 AM  

Porous Horace: Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.


Articles about blatantly corrupt politicians generate a lot of traffic.
 
2021-06-09 9:29:47 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Porous Horace: Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.

Articles about blatantly corrupt politicians generate a lot of traffic.


So you're saying the rampant corruption of our government officials is a plot by Big Media to sell clicks...eh, sounds plausible, especially with paywalls everywhere.
 
2021-06-09 9:34:06 AM  

Porous Horace: Wow, another article about Bibi.
Seems there's a disproportionate number of articles about Bibi/Israel on this site.
Weird, that.


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