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(The Indian Express)   The NY Times knows about the watermelons growing on Mars, but they're trying to keep the truth from us by retracting their story   (indianexpress.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Space exploration, Watermelon, Conspiracy theory, Fields of Watermelons, The New York Times, Twitter, Social media, New York Times Best Seller list  
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2021-06-09 7:48:31 AM  
That's racist
 
2021-06-09 8:56:30 AM  
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ney inconsolable.
 
2021-06-09 8:58:58 AM  
Meh.
Someone was farking around and accidentally hit publish.
 
2021-06-09 9:06:44 AM  
Many people working on websites claimed it's their "worst nightmare" and sent out "thoughts and prayers" to the person who accidentally published it.

Ok, which of you farkers works for the Indian Express?
 
2021-06-09 9:42:38 AM  
Come on thoughts and prayers went out
We're no longer allowed to talk about it
That's the thoughts and prayers rules
 
2021-06-09 9:49:35 AM  

abhorrent1: Meh.
Someone was farking around and accidentally hit publish.

well ai written ?
never test in production.

 
2021-06-09 9:56:27 AM  
can you imagine the red of nasa's face if someone accidently left a watermelon seed on one of the rovers and it dropped off in the wet ground and sprouted.... The Mars astronauts step off of the space ship to find fields of watermelons from horizon to horizon.
 
2021-06-09 10:12:22 AM  
I'm a whaler on the moon, so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2021-06-09 10:16:52 AM  
Racist.
 
2021-06-09 10:22:31 AM  
They just want to keep selling cookbooks

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2021-06-09 10:22:45 AM  
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Tearin up my lawn ta grow Watermelons.....Not on my WATCH!!!!!!
 
2021-06-09 10:28:07 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Many people working on websites claimed it's their "worst nightmare" and sent out "thoughts and prayers" to the person who accidentally published it.


OK, maybe not 'worst' nightmare (that would be taking down production) but it's up there.
Laughter and much sympathy for the poor tester or instructor who hit publish.
 
2021-06-09 10:42:44 AM  
If only they had some way to test.
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2021-06-09 10:56:54 AM  
Internal satire + idiot intern.
 
2021-06-09 11:08:04 AM  
There are no more space watermelons because NYPD shot them all.
 
2021-06-09 11:13:33 AM  
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We just need to hold them off till the Pumpkins are ready.
 
2021-06-09 11:25:20 AM  

paleryder69: can you imagine the red of nasa's face if someone accidently left a watermelon seed on one of the rovers and it dropped off in the wet ground and sprouted.... The Mars astronauts step off of the space ship to find fields of watermelons from horizon to horizon.


*sentient watermelons due to some quirk of Martian atmosphere & soil.

Naturally, we present them with a coded book titled To Serve Watermelon.
 
2021-06-09 12:45:43 PM  
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2021-06-09 1:09:16 PM  

Prof. Frink: I'm a whaler on the moon, so I'm getting a kick out of this.


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2021-06-09 1:59:38 PM  
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why the hell not if they can grow on Mars
 
2021-06-09 2:12:39 PM  
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2021-06-09 3:09:58 PM  
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