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(PR Newswire)   Solid majority of single men say they expect one night stands to become a thing of the past after Covid. The single ladies? Well... let's just say they are a bit more optimistic about overnight romance   (prnewswire.com) divider line
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2021-06-09 7:46:00 AM  
And good news, lonely guys. You can find these ladies who are hopefully looking for overnight romance at one convenient location: Plenty of Fish! That's right, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish is a Match Group company, and you know it's a serious one because it trades on NASDAQ. That's a real stock market! In fact, Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world, available in 11 different languages and more than 20 countries. That's a lot of countries, and you probably live in one of them! With these women! Unlike many dating offerings today, Plenty of Fish offers a less prescriptive, low-pressure user experience that allows singles to discover what they're looking for -- and you know what you're looking for, don't you. That's right. Those horny ladies. So, remember -- when you want romance, think Plenty of Fish. Once again, that's Plenty of Fish.
 
2021-06-09 8:01:07 AM  
Plenty of Tacos is what i'm looking for.
 
2021-06-09 8:04:55 AM  

Pocket Ninja: And good news, lonely guys. You can find these ladies who are hopefully looking for overnight romance at one convenient location: Plenty of Fish! That's right, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish is a Match Group company, and you know it's a serious one because it trades on NASDAQ. That's a real stock market! In fact, Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world, available in 11 different languages and more than 20 countries. That's a lot of countries, and you probably live in one of them! With these women! Unlike many dating offerings today, Plenty of Fish offers a less prescriptive, low-pressure user experience that allows singles to discover what they're looking for -- and you know what you're looking for, don't you. That's right. Those horny ladies. So, remember -- when you want romance, think Plenty of Fish. Once again, that's Plenty of Fish.


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2021-06-09 8:06:31 AM  
You can still play stuff the salami, just bring candles and a nice bottle of wine.

tl/dr
 
2021-06-09 8:07:05 AM  
Millennials are nearly 1/3 more likely (57%) than Gen Z (39%) to believe that one-night stands are a pre-COVID-19 trend.

so older people less interested in hookups. not exactly a new development
 
2021-06-09 8:08:59 AM  
Chaste and single and ready to Christian Mingle.
 
2021-06-09 8:09:16 AM  

asciibaron: Plenty of Tacos is what i'm looking for.


Mmmmm.....fish tacos


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2021-06-09 8:12:08 AM  

Pocket Ninja: And good news, lonely guys. You can find these ladies who are hopefully looking for overnight romance at one convenient location: Plenty of Fish! That's right, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish is a Match Group company, and you know it's a serious one because it trades on NASDAQ. That's a real stock market! In fact, Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world, available in 11 different languages and more than 20 countries. That's a lot of countries, and you probably live in one of them! With these women! Unlike many dating offerings today, Plenty of Fish offers a less prescriptive, low-pressure user experience that allows singles to discover what they're looking for -- and you know what you're looking for, don't you. That's right. Those horny ladies. So, remember -- when you want romance, think Plenty of Fish. Once again, that's Plenty of Fish.


Thank god he didn't mention their competitor, "Plenty of Catfish". Eek.
 
2021-06-09 8:12:15 AM  
I've never had a one night stand. I also don't have herpes.
 
2021-06-09 8:12:44 AM  
TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.
 
2021-06-09 8:12:56 AM  

scanman61: asciibaron: Plenty of Tacos is what i'm looking for.

Mmmmm.....fish tacos

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Well, I know what I'll be snuggling up with tonight.
 
2021-06-09 8:13:05 AM  
Look, just be rich, attractive, in shape, and have a powerful and cool job.   What don't you people get?
 
2021-06-09 8:14:40 AM  

tdyak: Look, just be rich, attractive, in shape, and have a powerful and cool job.   What don't you people get?


laid.
 
2021-06-09 8:14:47 AM  
Women are horny, but they don't kindly do the needful and target nerds.

The deserve the orgasms they can find.
 
2021-06-09 8:14:58 AM  
Most of my long term relationships were supposed to be one night stands. I suck at one night stands and have attachment issues.
 
2021-06-09 8:16:32 AM  

Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.


Kit, meet Foo.
Foo, meet Kit.
 
2021-06-09 8:16:44 AM  
Hey, baby.  Know how I told you I was totally inoculated?  Yeah.  No.   And you should get swabbed.  Also, you should probably get swabbed there too.  And there.  And when you get back, you wanna do a quickie in the alley...  hello?  Stupid 5g network.  Dropped another call.
 
2021-06-09 8:17:06 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:17:28 AM  
Yep, plenty of women are seeking plenty of sex.

Just not with you.

/might be projecting, just a little
 
2021-06-09 8:18:08 AM  
LaTour - People Are Still Having Sex
Youtube 0ImRyPymRAM
 
2021-06-09 8:18:16 AM  

Pocket Ninja: And good news, lonely guys. You can find these ladies who are hopefully looking for overnight romance at one convenient location: Plenty of Fish! That's right, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish is a Match Group company, and you know it's a serious one because it trades on NASDAQ. That's a real stock market! In fact, Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world, available in 11 different languages and more than 20 countries. That's a lot of countries, and you probably live in one of them! With these women! Unlike many dating offerings today, Plenty of Fish offers a less prescriptive, low-pressure user experience that allows singles to discover what they're looking for -- and you know what you're looking for, don't you. That's right. Those horny ladies. So, remember -- when you want romance, think Plenty of Fish. Once again, that's Plenty of Fish.


Whenever I see that website name, I think it's Plenty Offish.  Doesn't inspire a whole lotta confidence.
 
2021-06-09 8:18:16 AM  

tdyak: Look, just be rich, attractive, in shape, and have a powerful and cool job.   What don't you people get?


You need to come to the D.C. area.
Anything better than "paycheck to paycheck", practicing reasonable personal hygiene, trousers size not bigger than your jacket size, and a steady job, and a residence you don't share (even a crappy little one bedroom apartment) puts you in the "most desirable" bracket.

Seriously, when I look good to women, that is just a sad commentary on their options.
 
2021-06-09 8:20:05 AM  

Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.


Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.
 
2021-06-09 8:20:21 AM  

eKonk: Yep, plenty of women are seeking plenty of sex.

Just not with you.

/might be projecting, just a little


Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me (Original)
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2021-06-09 8:20:34 AM  

asciibaron: tdyak: Look, just be rich, attractive, in shape, and have a powerful and cool job.   What don't you people get?

laid.


Best one-word reply in the history of history!
 
2021-06-09 8:20:53 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.


Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.
 
2021-06-09 8:21:07 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Most of my long term relationships were supposed to be one night stands. I suck at one night stands and have attachment issues.


The "rent a UHaul truck for your 2nd date" type.
 
2021-06-09 8:25:25 AM  
Eh, this'll re-adjust.  All the guys saying they think one-night stands are in the past have been lonely and missing emotional intimacy because women are the only places they can get that.  Once they've been in a relationship or two they'll probably balance back out.  That's probably why Gen Z is such a lower rate than Millenials: they have emotional support from their parents still.  Also Gen Z are still horny teens and twenty-somethings.

The ladies are just horny.  Give the pelvis a good rattle and they'll be back to thinking about a relationship.
 
2021-06-09 8:26:47 AM  

Nurglitch: Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.

Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.


Yeah ok, but I am talking more about the, Better to have never loved than to get stabbed with a steak knife in the middle of the night, types.
 
2021-06-09 8:27:08 AM  

Nurglitch: Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.

Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.


Yeah... a poor choice of relationship usually skips over the love bit and goes straight from horny to constant anxiety.
 
2021-06-09 8:30:12 AM  
You guys were getting laid?
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2021-06-09 8:30:40 AM  
Well I am all vaxxed and waxed, line up ladies!
 
2021-06-09 8:31:17 AM  

Nurglitch: Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.

Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.


No It's "Better to have loved and lost than loved and 'won.'"  (Happily single, especially looking back on what happened with the women I considered marrying.)
 
2021-06-09 8:32:47 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Pocket Ninja: And good news, lonely guys. You can find these ladies who are hopefully looking for overnight romance at one convenient location: Plenty of Fish! That's right, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish is a Match Group company, and you know it's a serious one because it trades on NASDAQ. That's a real stock market! In fact, Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world, available in 11 different languages and more than 20 countries. That's a lot of countries, and you probably live in one of them! With these women! Unlike many dating offerings today, Plenty of Fish offers a less prescriptive, low-pressure user experience that allows singles to discover what they're looking for -- and you know what you're looking for, don't you. That's right. Those horny ladies. So, remember -- when you want romance, think Plenty of Fish. Once again, that's Plenty of Fish.

Whenever I see that website name, I think it's Plenty Offish.  Doesn't inspire a whole lotta confidence.


Plenty O'ffish is my Irish porn name.
 
2021-06-09 8:32:55 AM  

Pocket Ninja: And good news, lonely guys. You can find these ladies who are hopefully looking for overnight romance at one convenient location: Plenty of Fish! That's right, Plenty of Fish. Plenty of Fish is a Match Group company, and you know it's a serious one because it trades on NASDAQ. That's a real stock market! In fact, Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world, available in 11 different languages and more than 20 countries. That's a lot of countries, and you probably live in one of them! With these women! Unlike many dating offerings today, Plenty of Fish offers a less prescriptive, low-pressure user experience that allows singles to discover what they're looking for -- and you know what you're looking for, don't you. That's right. Those horny ladies. So, remember -- when you want romance, think Plenty of Fish. Once again, that's Plenty of Fish.


You said it far more eloquently than I could, but all of these "Summer of Hookups" stories are totally placed ads.  Scandalous enough to get the clicks, but total bunk in reality.
 
2021-06-09 8:35:06 AM  
 
2021-06-09 8:40:11 AM  
I've only ever had one night stand. Mostly because I never needed more then one by the bed for the light and clock.
 
2021-06-09 8:41:03 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Plenty of Fish is one of the largest global online dating companies in the world


because they allow more fake accounts than any other dating site

still haven't found one that is worth anything, even pay sites are full of fakes
 
2021-06-09 8:42:49 AM  

Nurglitch: Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.

Better to have loved and lost than never loved at all.


Wrong.
Given the enduring harm some partners inflict; just... wrong.  Like pineapple, anchovy, and mushroom pizza wrong.
 
2021-06-09 8:46:14 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.


Precisely why I'm 38 and single.  :)
 
2021-06-09 8:53:13 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Chaste and single and ready to Christian Mingle.


Clipped, wanna copulate and ready for JDate.
 
2021-06-09 8:53:48 AM  

Kit Fister: Someone Else's Alt: Kit Fister: TBH, I'm at a point in my life where I don't want to just fark someone. I actually want a relationship and someone to spend time with.

/being forever alone sucks.

Yes, yes it does, but it does not suck nearly as much as making a poor choice.

Precisely why I'm 38 and single.  :)


"It's better to be alone than to wish you were alone."
                                              - some anonymous wise person
 
2021-06-09 9:02:55 AM  

Nimbull: I've only ever had one night stand. Mostly because I never needed more then one by the bed for the light and clock.


Sounds like someone has a pretty vanilla sex-life.
 
2021-06-09 9:09:56 AM  

asciibaron: tdyak: Look, just be rich, attractive, in shape, and have a powerful and cool job.   What don't you people get?

laid.


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2021-06-09 9:11:53 AM  

Pocket Ninja: (fishing)


username does not check out
 
2021-06-09 9:17:08 AM  
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2021-06-09 9:22:00 AM  

HomoHabilis: Thank god he didn't mention their competitor, "Plenty of Catfish". Eek.


I thought Grindr was the same thing as Tinder. Turns out it's just Plenty of Dicks
 
2021-06-09 9:23:08 AM  

foo monkey: I've never had a one night stand. I also don't have herpes.


I've had a bunch of them over the past few months. They've all just been with the same girl.
 
2021-06-09 9:25:45 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Whenever I see that website name, I think it's Plenty Offish.


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Which one was Offish again?
 
2021-06-09 9:33:48 AM  
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This is very optimistic, isn't?
 
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