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(NHL)   With the Habs breaking out their curling brooms and sending the Jets golfing, Johnny Sex Cup is flying solo tonight. The Bruins face elimination, can they knot the series at 3 or will Trotz grind another Cup contender into dust? Game on @ 7:30pm ET   (nhl.com) divider line
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2021-06-09 12:19:37 AM  
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2021-06-09 1:10:47 AM  
Damned
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2021-06-09 6:58:25 AM  
Nassau should be something else tonight

/Should be something else every night

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2021-06-09 7:49:24 AM  
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2021-06-09 8:48:27 AM  
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2021-06-09 9:10:32 AM  
I really wish I could have stayed awake last night after the Avs went up 2-0. Damn.
 
2021-06-09 10:04:56 AM  
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2021-06-09 10:25:53 AM  
Really no dog in the hunt except for enjoying hockey that looks like it was played in the 80's.
 
2021-06-09 10:42:18 AM  
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2021-06-09 10:51:34 AM  
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2021-06-09 11:31:40 AM  
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2021-06-09 12:12:40 PM  
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2021-06-09 12:12:53 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-06-09 12:14:17 PM  
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Down Goes Brown with a hot but accurate take
 
2021-06-09 12:25:33 PM  
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2021-06-09 12:26:01 PM  
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2021-06-09 2:20:36 PM  

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That's got to be extra painful for Leafs fans, Toronto's most prominent landmark lit up for the Habs.

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2021-06-09 3:15:44 PM  
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2021-06-09 4:11:18 PM  

Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: [Fark user image 600x900]

That's got to be extra painful for Leafs fans, Toronto's most prominent landmark lit up for the Habs.

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Thinking about it, is there a big Montreal landmark that might have had to be lit up in blue & white if Toronto won?  A bet between the two landmark owners?

But probably boils down to "The Habs are the last Canadian team standing, let's get behind them..."

_/still funnier than hell though
 
2021-06-09 4:22:17 PM  
OK...the refs know they're being watched. I don't need favors, just fairness.

And Tuukka better not be lying about his ability to play the position in his condition.
 
2021-06-09 4:27:47 PM  
In a few more years Trotz will have to unbutton his shirt to watch the action.
 
2021-06-09 5:08:29 PM  
So I just read something very interesting: Remember how Jeremy Roenick sued NBC for firing him after his comments on a podcast about Kathryn Tappen, claiming that they fired him for being a heterosexual male? Well, a federal judge has thrown that out.

But JR's lawsuit for wrongful termination still lives because there's another complaint he made and the judge is allowing the case to continue for that. And it also involves Kathryn Tappen. Quoting from The Athletic:

Judge (John) Cronan did allow Roenick's charge that NBC retaliated against him because he stood up for Tappen to continue. Roenick alleges his boss, Sam Flood - who is sued alongside NBC - would demean Tappen.

"Roenick says that his boss, Sam Flood, made 'discriminatory and harassing statements' to Kathryn Tappen," Cronan wrote. "Flood 'criticized Tappen for her performance as a commentator and broadcaster when (Tappen), for example, would accidentally mispronounce the name of a player or coach.'

"These claims are based on the allegation that defendants terminated Roenick '(s)hortly after' Roenick complained to Flood about Flood's 'discriminatory and harassing statements made to Tappen based on Tappen's sex/gender,'" Cronan wrote. "The complaint sufficiently alleges that NBC retaliated against Roenick and that Flood aided and abetted such conduct."
 
2021-06-09 5:48:39 PM  
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2021-06-09 6:04:24 PM  

desertgeek: So I just read something very interesting: Remember how Jeremy Roenick sued NBC for firing him after his comments on a podcast about Kathryn Tappen, claiming that they fired him for being a heterosexual male? Well, a federal judge has thrown that out.

But JR's lawsuit for wrongful termination still lives because there's another complaint he made and the judge is allowing the case to continue for that. And it also involves Kathryn Tappen. Quoting from The Athletic:

Judge (John) Cronan did allow Roenick's charge that NBC retaliated against him because he stood up for Tappen to continue. Roenick alleges his boss, Sam Flood - who is sued alongside NBC - would demean Tappen.

"Roenick says that his boss, Sam Flood, made 'discriminatory and harassing statements' to Kathryn Tappen," Cronan wrote. "Flood 'criticized Tappen for her performance as a commentator and broadcaster when (Tappen), for example, would accidentally mispronounce the name of a player or coach.'

"These claims are based on the allegation that defendants terminated Roenick '(s)hortly after' Roenick complained to Flood about Flood's 'discriminatory and harassing statements made to Tappen based on Tappen's sex/gender,'" Cronan wrote. "The complaint sufficiently alleges that NBC retaliated against Roenick and that Flood aided and abetted such conduct."


As much as I disliked Roenick (both as a player, as an Olympian, and as a commentator) and assuming that this is true, standing up for her doesn't make his dismissal any less justified.  He still made his remarks and he still has to deal with the consequences of them.  It just means that NBC should've canned Flood as well.
 
2021-06-09 6:35:50 PM  

jaylectricity: OK...the refs know they're being watched. I don't need favors, just fairness.

And Tuukka better not be lying about his ability to play the position in his condition.


If Tuukka meets Price, it'll be an Original Six Massacre.
 
2021-06-09 6:41:47 PM  

desertgeek: So I just read something very interesting: Remember how Jeremy Roenick sued NBC for firing him after his comments on a podcast about Kathryn Tappen, claiming that they fired him for being a heterosexual male? Well, a federal judge has thrown that out.

But JR's lawsuit for wrongful termination still lives because there's another complaint he made and the judge is allowing the case to continue for that. And it also involves Kathryn Tappen. Quoting from The Athletic:

Judge (John) Cronan did allow Roenick's charge that NBC retaliated against him because he stood up for Tappen to continue. Roenick alleges his boss, Sam Flood - who is sued alongside NBC - would demean Tappen.

"Roenick says that his boss, Sam Flood, made 'discriminatory and harassing statements' to Kathryn Tappen," Cronan wrote. "Flood 'criticized Tappen for her performance as a commentator and broadcaster when (Tappen), for example, would accidentally mispronounce the name of a player or coach.'

"These claims are based on the allegation that defendants terminated Roenick '(s)hortly after' Roenick complained to Flood about Flood's 'discriminatory and harassing statements made to Tappen based on Tappen's sex/gender,'" Cronan wrote. "The complaint sufficiently alleges that NBC retaliated against Roenick and that Flood aided and abetted such conduct."


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Well, works better than typing badge I suppose.
 
2021-06-09 6:50:58 PM  
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2021-06-09 6:52:39 PM  

abmoraz: As much as I disliked Roenick (both as a player, as an Olympian, and as a commentator) and assuming that this is true, standing up for her doesn't make his dismissal any less justified.  He still made his remarks and he still has to deal with the consequences of them.  It just means that NBC should've canned Flood as well.


Yeah, I agree. Flood should be gone too if Roenick's claims are true.
 
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2021-06-09 7:10:43 PM  
Sleepy tonight, gonna watch this one offline. Have fun kiddos and stay hydrated.

With water.

Not booze. It ain't food.
 
2021-06-09 7:10:57 PM  
I really want to see NY stomp the Bruins tonight.
 
2021-06-09 7:11:17 PM  
Man its been a long week. I had to read that headline like 4 times, wondering how the Jets were still playing , before I realized what it said.
 
2021-06-09 7:12:29 PM  

Aezetyr: Sleepy tonight, gonna watch this one offline. Have fun kiddos and stay hydrated.

With water.

Not booze. It ain't food.


A dark enough beer might qualify, I mean, Monks would live on it while fasting.. Oh yeah, because it "wasn't food". Disregard me.
 
2021-06-09 7:13:07 PM  
Thanks for likes and other Fark love yesterday. My daughter's graduation was awesome. Super proud. Once again, y'all proved that hockey Farkers are the best Farkers.

I also learned a fun fact during the ceremony. When you're wearing a mask at an event, and they sing the National Anthem, you can absolutely mouth "I'm listening to the farking song!" Slap Shot-style, and nobody will notice. I may or may not have done this.

/I totally did this
 
2021-06-09 7:14:02 PM  
hockey!
 
2021-06-09 7:14:36 PM  

Count_Crackula: Thanks for likes and other Fark love yesterday. My daughter's graduation was awesome. Super proud. Once again, y'all proved that hockey Farkers are the best Farkers.

I also learned a fun fact during the ceremony. When you're wearing a mask at an event, and they sing the National Anthem, you can absolutely mouth "I'm listening to the farking song!" Slap Shot-style, and nobody will notice. I may or may not have done this.

/I totally did this


You have failed. This is a hockey thread. This means that slashies must be hockey slashies.

_/ 2 min in the sin bin for you
_/_/ do you feel shame?
 
2021-06-09 7:17:19 PM  
I hope Trotz gets the trots.

/GO BRUINS!
//Keep poking the bear, Islanders. Go ahead.
 
2021-06-09 7:23:25 PM  
Sittin in a bar, watching hockey, drinking beer, playing trivia. It's aLobito as beautiful as things can get and stay PG-13 or less.
 
2021-06-09 7:23:37 PM  

Aezetyr: Sleepy tonight, gonna watch this one offline. Have fun kiddos and stay hydrated.

With water.

Not booze. It ain't food.


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2021-06-09 7:24:25 PM  

dj_bigbird: Count_Crackula: Thanks for likes and other Fark love yesterday. My daughter's graduation was awesome. Super proud. Once again, y'all proved that hockey Farkers are the best Farkers.

I also learned a fun fact during the ceremony. When you're wearing a mask at an event, and they sing the National Anthem, you can absolutely mouth "I'm listening to the farking song!" Slap Shot-style, and nobody will notice. I may or may not have done this.

/I totally did this

You have failed. This is a hockey thread. This means that slashies must be hockey slashies.

_/ 2 min in the sin bin for you
_/_/ do you feel shame?


I do indeed. In my defense, I have been day drinking. Sometimes, it pays to be part of the food and beverage industry, even if I just write about it.

_/ Who owns Chiefs?
_/_/ OWNS-uh, OWNS-uh
 
2021-06-09 7:25:03 PM  
In all likelihood a badge post due to kids soccer. Maybe I'll catch ot.

Go Bruins!

Force Game 7!
 
2021-06-09 7:29:10 PM  
Soon..
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2021-06-09 7:30:30 PM  
Well, they are starting Rask. Islanders fans, start planning your trips to Tampa, because this one is DONE.
 
2021-06-09 7:31:05 PM  

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Replace NYI with Tampa Bay on that bottom right one.

/Tampa Bay vs. Colorado? Eh.
 
2021-06-09 7:31:08 PM  
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2021-06-09 7:31:20 PM  
It's on the radio.
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2021-06-09 7:31:34 PM  

Count_Crackula: Thanks for likes and other Fark love yesterday. My daughter's graduation was awesome. Super proud. Once again, y'all proved that hockey Farkers are the best Farkers.

I also learned a fun fact during the ceremony. When you're wearing a mask at an event, and they sing the National Anthem, you can absolutely mouth "I'm listening to the farking song!" Slap Shot-style, and nobody will notice. I may or may not have done this.

/I totally did this


Congrats.
 
2021-06-09 7:31:41 PM  

soopey: It's on the radio.
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'Gansett!!!!
 
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