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(Slate)   "I can't do the one thing my wife wants me to do during sex, and I worry it's ruining things for her"   (slate.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Marriage, Sexual intercourse, Human sexuality, Anxiety, 48-year-old man, eye contact, little feminine creature feel, Worst-case scenario  
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934 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 09 Jun 2021 at 5:42 AM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Just set up the gang bang she really wants and sit in the corner and cry.
 
6 days ago  
If only there were some sort of non-vaginal orifice into which one could insert their member as a solution to this difficulty. Ah well. To the masturbatorium.
 
6 days ago  
Butt stuff?
 
6 days ago  
You shouldn't be telling her you're having sex then.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Like most anything else, after she pegs you several times, you'll get used to it...

...or so I've heard...

...from watching internet documentaries...

...I should probably shut up now...
 
6 days ago  
Ok, Meatloaf.
 
6 days ago  

Recoil Therapy: Like most anything else, after she pegs you several times, you'll get used to it...

...or so I've heard...

...from watching internet documentaries...

...I should probably shut up now...


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6 days ago  
I feel like the second letter would also make a fun trainwreck thread:

"Dear How to Do It,

I am a 30-year-old married mother of two. My husband works, and I stay home and manage the house and family. Most of my time is devoted to that. The only real time I get to myself is at the gym a few days a week. I love my family, and they are my world.


A few weeks ago when I was at the gym, a woman asked me out."

----

"Dear How to Do It,

My wife just told me a woman at her gym asked her out. Is there a way I can parlay this into me also getting a side chick?"
 
6 days ago  
Dude, if you don't think pussy is the best flavor on the planet, you ghey.  OTOH, it may be she genuinely stanky.
 
6 days ago  

dionysusaur: Dude, if you don't think pussy is the best flavor on the planet, you ghey.  OTOH, it may be she genuinely stanky.


Your whole comment gave me the douche chills
 
6 days ago  

buntz: dionysusaur: Dude, if you don't think pussy is the best flavor on the planet, you ghey.  OTOH, it may be she genuinely stanky.

Your whole comment gave me the douche chills


In which way?

I can see both...
 
6 days ago  

buntz: dionysusaur: Dude, if you don't think pussy is the best flavor on the planet, you ghey.  OTOH, it may be she genuinely stanky.

Your whole comment gave me the douche chills


It's what I'm for.
 
6 days ago  
It's her way of telling you your dick ain't big enough,thats all.
 
6 days ago  

Nick Nostril: It's her way of telling you your dick ain't big enough,thats all.


A tip for any women reading: "my p#ssy is tight, so it'll be the right size for me when we have sex" is not as encouraging, and definitely not as subtle, as you think :/

/ Spoiler: she did not, in the end, want to have sex with me :/
 
6 days ago  
i don't understand what 'getting railed' means.
 
6 days ago  
Welp, bukkake usually takes more than one guy, unless you're Peter North.
 
6 days ago  
Get a sex swing so you can use the return of the swing to center to enhance deep penetrative thrusting. Also, you'll need to work on some exercises as stated in the article.
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i don't understand what 'getting railed' means.


A high rate of deep penetrative thrusts per unit time for an extended period of time.

/your wife understands
 
6 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i don't understand what 'getting railed' means.


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6 days ago  
Two words: Sex Machine.
 
5 days ago  

Somacandra: some_beer_drinker: i don't understand what 'getting railed' means.

A high rate of deep penetrative thrusts per unit time for an extended period of time.

/your wife understands


Ever heard the saying "like a screen door in a hurricane"?
 
5 days ago  

some_beer_drinker: i don't understand what 'getting railed' means.


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5 days ago  

Nick Nostril: It's her way of telling you your dick ain't big enough,thats all.


If you can't churn the butter, stir the pot.

Just swing that hot dog back and forth in that hallway.
 
5 days ago  

ElPrimitivo: some_beer_drinker: i don't understand what 'getting railed' means.

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nice. got it.
 
5 days ago  

MechaPyx: Two words: Sex Machine.


You rang?
 
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