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(TMZ)   Armie Hammer checks into rehab for drugs, alcohol, sex, and cannibalism   (tmz.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Jennifer Lopez, Domestic violence, Rape, Armie Hammer, Sexual intercourse, Cayman Islands, Child abuse, months of sexual abuse allegations  
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2021-06-08 9:21:40 PM  
I guess the D.A.s about to file charges and he figures going to rehab might help lessen the charges.
 
2021-06-08 9:23:18 PM  
Being named after a baking soda would fark anyone up,
 
2021-06-08 9:33:46 PM  
Point of order, the article doesn't say that he's seeking treatment for the cannibalism.  We can only infer that he's completely okay with the cannibalism.
 
2021-06-08 10:12:08 PM  
I'll volunteer as his relapse enabler. Call me, Armie!

He's like 6'5" I bet everything else is big, too.
 
2021-06-08 10:14:23 PM  
I heard that he puts his armies in his sleevies.

*Ducks*
 
2021-06-08 10:16:18 PM  
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2021-06-08 11:15:43 PM  
B...b...but he's so hawt and relatable!  He posted a video of himself building his own PC!  No one who's good at tech could be a misogynistic rapist!
 
2021-06-08 11:44:48 PM  
I have no idea who this is.
 
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2021-06-09 1:25:09 AM  

italie: I have no idea who this is.


He was a voice in Cars 3 and appeared on several episodes Gossip Girl.
 
2021-06-09 2:54:47 AM  
Cannibals trigger something in me. Like I instantly want them neutralized. I think I watched "Ravenous" when I was too young.
/awesome movie
//Damon Albarn score
///HE WAS LICKING ME!!!!
 
2021-06-09 2:54:48 AM  

LordBeavis: B...b...but he's so hawt and relatable!  He posted a video of himself building his own PC!  No one who's good at tech could be a misogynistic rapist!


Aren't you confusing him with Henry Cavill?
 
2021-06-09 4:20:33 AM  
I just hope he hasn't bitten off more than he can chew.
 
2021-06-09 4:59:18 AM  
whats a Army Hammer?
 
2021-06-09 5:30:42 AM  

batlock666: LordBeavis: B...b...but he's so hawt and relatable!  He posted a video of himself building his own PC!  No one who's good at tech could be a misogynistic rapist!

Aren't you confusing him with Henry Cavill?


I am.  Thanks for pointing that out.  On a plus side, this will hopefully derail any plans for a Lone Ranger 2: More Johnny Depp in Funny Costumes.
 
2021-06-09 6:25:02 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I'll volunteer as his relapse enabler. Call me, Armie!

He's like 6'5" I bet everything else is big, too.


Meh .... 6'7, How you doing?
 
2021-06-09 6:27:57 AM  

LordBeavis: batlock666: LordBeavis: B...b...but he's so hawt and relatable!  He posted a video of himself building his own PC!  No one who's good at tech could be a misogynistic rapist!

Aren't you confusing him with Henry Cavill?

I am.  Thanks for pointing that out.  On a plus side, this will hopefully derail any plans for a Lone Ranger 2: More Johnny Depp in Funny Costumes.


I think we were already pretty safe from that particular terror.
 
2021-06-09 7:31:18 AM  
VF sources say Hammer contacted his estranged wife, Elizabeth Chambers, in late May to inform her he was leaving the Cayman Islands -- where he'd been staying for months -- to seek treatment for drugs, alcohol and sex. Elizabeth and the family are reportedly supportive of his decision.

What the f*ck ever. "Oh, I've been partying too hard, saying dumb stuff online and banging too many hot girls because of my divorce from my hot wife so I'm going on a rehab vacation in the islands to chill out". Eat a dick. Anyone else would be in jail or out on bail with an ankle monitor.
 
2021-06-09 9:13:48 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: VF sources say Hammer contacted his estranged wife, Elizabeth Chambers, in late May to inform her he was leaving the Cayman Islands -- where he'd been staying for months -- to seek treatment for drugs, alcohol and sex. Elizabeth and the family are reportedly supportive of his decision.

What the f*ck ever. "Oh, I've been partying too hard, saying dumb stuff online and banging too many hot girls because of my divorce from my hot wife so I'm going on a rehab vacation in the islands to chill out". Eat a dick. Anyone else would be in jail or out on bail with an ankle monitor.


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2021-06-09 9:27:29 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Eat a dick


In this case, a poor choice of words.
 
2021-06-09 9:39:33 AM  

sephjnr: Wine Sipping Elitist: Eat a dick

In this case, a poor choice of words.


Maybe he's saying enjoy the delicious burger from the famous Seattle restaurant, didn't think about that
 
2021-06-09 10:36:01 AM  

italie: I have no idea who this is.


I think he was RBG's husband in On the Basis of Sex.
 
2021-06-09 1:09:13 PM  
Vanity Fair article; The Fall of Armie Hammer; A Family Saga of Sex, Money, Love and Betrayal

(he's more farked up than you could ever imagine)
(so's his dad, and great granddad, Armand)
 
6 days ago  
It's unfortunate to see.  But he was in one of my favorite movies, the severely underrated "The Man from U.N.C.L.E."  Seriously, go watch it.  It oozes style, the chemistry between the three main actors is great, and Guy Richie always makes a fun ride.
 
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