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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)   Is it time to talk about glass control? Forget it Jake, it's Florida   ( divider line
    More: Florida, English-language films, 30-year-old Gavin Pearce grab, Tamiami Trail, Sarasota, Florida, 74-year-old man, suspect accused, broken wine glasses, short time  
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2021-06-08 8:59:48 PM  
2021-06-08 9:39:50 PM  

Pinnacle Point: Classy!

Only if he kept his pinky out.
2021-06-08 11:25:02 PM  
This calls for a tort.
2021-06-08 11:25:22 PM  
Pearce refused to speak with investigators, saying he only wanted to talk with detectives in a recorded room. Once at Sarasota Police headquarters, he opted to speak with his attorney before answering any questions.

So he listened to his previous lawyers about speaking to police but he missed the part about not committing dumb crimes in the first place.
2021-06-08 11:27:44 PM  
Stay glassy.
2021-06-08 11:35:47 PM  
I like to imagine Florida Man is a powerful spirit that spontaneously manifests itself by taking over otherwise sane individuals and making them go full FL bugfark crazy.

Like quantum leap but with Charles Manson.
2021-06-08 11:43:28 PM  
"Before we set bail for the the defendant, we will first have a toast!"
2021-06-08 11:43:45 PM  
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2021-06-08 11:57:02 PM  
30 going on 55
2021-06-08 11:57:53 PM  
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2021-06-09 12:00:48 AM  
Did he get the glass from his mom while she was rampaging the outback?
2021-06-09 12:21:10 AM  
hand over the keys. don't make me Gris you.
2021-06-09 12:28:57 AM  
Wine bottle, huh? Would have been better if it had wine in it.
2021-06-09 12:41:37 AM  
Never leave home without your RadiKS Narrow Cone Tuned Shock Wave Projector.
2021-06-09 12:58:38 AM  
I support open carry of wine glasses.
2021-06-09 1:02:03 AM  
My policy is to never serve anyone named Gavin any form of alcohol...nothing good ever happens. It's like a Karen thing but they tend to get violent
2021-06-09 1:02:18 AM  

Pinnacle Point: Classy!

At least the victim did not wine about his injuries.
2021-06-09 1:08:02 AM  
"Attempted" carjacking.

Poor criminal thought he'd be able to get a 74-year-old guy's hands off the steering wheel of a hard-earned Aston Martin.
2021-06-09 3:31:25 AM  
How many Florida farkers are offended?
2021-06-09 11:33:23 AM  
"Gavin! Has anyone seen my friend Gavin?!?"
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