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(Fox 8 Cleveland)   Let's check in on antivax doctor Sherri Tenpenny testifying in the Ohio statehouse about forks sticking to foreheads   (fox8.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?
 
3 days ago  

ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?


I assume money was involved somehow.
 
3 days ago  

ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?


50 years of underfunding basic STEM education?
 
3 days ago  
We're doomed.

No hope
 
3 days ago  
"Now they're magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead and it sticks!"

Yea, 99.99999% of keys are not magnetic. Also, what's the pull on this supposed magnetism? Is it only small objects that might attach to me, or would my entire skin/skeleton/organ system/etc. be ripped out if I walk by a car?
 
3 days ago  
Also, if Sherri was in New Vegas, I'd 100% let the ghouls take the tower without any qualms or guilt.
 
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Isn't most silverware in the US outside restaurants actually nonmagnetic aluminum alloys?
 
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scottydoesntknow: Also, if Sherri was in New Vegas, I'd 100% let the ghouls take the tower without any qualms or guilt.


Wait, Tenpenny was in 3!

Awww, I feel like such a noob! I kept thinking "Wait, I don't remember any skycrapers outside of the Strip.
 
3 days ago  
So how many doses do I need before I become Magneto?
 
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/does not approve
 
3 days ago  

ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?


We have decided that everything is up to debate and that both sides are equally bad and good. Science has been reduced to politics and politics have been reduced to sports.
 
3 days ago  

ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?


Ohio's legislature is dominated by republicans trying to out-trump each other.
 
3 days ago  

zond: ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?

Ohio's legislature is dominated by republicans trying to out-trump each other.


But Trump got vaccinated. Do forks stick to his forehead? Is he walking around looking for his keys and I'm Eric says "Dad! They're on your back again!" and he can't reach them and so Eric pulls them off and says "Okay Dad, I found them! Can I have a hug now?" and Donnie calls security again to have him tossed out?
 
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scottydoesntknow: "Now they're magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead and it sticks!"

Yea, 99.99999% of keys are not magnetic. Also, what's the pull on this supposed magnetism? Is it only small objects that might attach to me, or would my entire skin/skeleton/organ system/etc. be ripped out if I walk by a car?


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Video: Mike Flynn and Dr Tenpenny: MILLIONS WILL DIE From Fake COVID Vax Made By Eugenicists Trying To KILL You! (Warning: Size 50 font headline)

Mike Flynn and The Pillow Guy are also part of this right wing Christian batshiattery.
 
3 days ago  
Kimmel does a good bit on it:

Lunatics Think The Vaccine Has Them Magnetized, de Blasio Gets Roasted & Amazon's Buying Everything
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Are the Q morons so gullible as to fall for the oldest party trick in the book?

Don't answer that.  Just don't.
 
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ox45tallboy:

But Trump got vaccinated. Do forks stick to his forehead? Is he walking around looking for his keys and I'm Eric says "Dad! They're on your back again!" and he can't reach them and so Eric pulls them off and says "Okay Dad, I found them! Can I have a hug now?" and Donnie calls security again to have him tossed out?

Forget it Jake, it's Ohio.
 
3 days ago  
The key sticks to her head because she (and the anti-vax crowd) are so incredibly f*cking dense they generate enough gravity to hold it there.

Their heads contain particles unknown to physics that if discovered would be the "dark matter" they keep looking for.  Oh, and they give off bogon radiation, which interacts with others around them to make them feel stupider or kill brain cells.  That's why their level of dumb either infects others or causes smart people momentary mental breakdowns trying to process the stupid shiat they
 
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Kinda wish I'd been magnetized.  I could get one of those magnetic holsters to hold my phone so I'd stop misplacing it.
 
3 days ago  
If forks will stick 'magnetized' to your forehead, it's time to take a damn bath and wash the grease off.
 
3 days ago  
How in the hell hasn't her medical license been taken away.

I'd make a comment about her poor patients but something tells me that they just as crazy.
 
3 days ago  
For the last time, she's not to be referred to as an anti-vaccine advocate, she's an infectious disease advocate.
 
3 days ago  
Ok, was she asked to testify or was this one of those "public comment" things where any nutcase can get up and talk?
 
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When I got my tracking shot I asked the person if I had to log in to wifi for it to work, or if it was 5G capable, and she just laughed at me.
 
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I'm sure you've seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they're magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead. It sticks.

And the downside is? I'd love to be able to stick shiat to my body when I need to. It would make working on the car soooo much easier. I must have gotten the defective vaccine. I'm pissed. 🤬🤬🤬🤬
 
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Also: I just tested this for my wife. No magnetism.
 
3 days ago  
This woman is mentally ill.
 
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"I'm sure you've seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they're magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead. It sticks. They can put spoons and forks all over them and they can stick, because now we think that there's a metal piece to that."

They stick because of friction and because the people doing this ultimately want them to and will conclude that any sticking at all even just for a half second means they're magnetic.  I'll bet there's a fair amount of pressing hard against the skin so that sweat/sebum helps keep a key in place on a not-vertical skin surface.  Forks, etc. are heavy enough that they probably really have to work at it and claim even a slight pause before it falls off as 'proof' they're magnetic -- just weakly so.

There was a clip on reddit the other day of some streamer pulling this nonsense and one of the viewers challenged him to dust that same spot on his skin with baby powder and then try the same thing.  Of course removing the moisture friction meant that the metal just fell right off as soon as he let go.
 
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I thought I was going to be disappointed. But still, WTF? This should have been one of the Boobies. Fark, ypu are slipping.
 
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ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?



Republicans have been evil since Nixon, but now they've become evil and incredibly stupid.
 
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scottydoesntknow: "Now they're magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead and it sticks!"

Yea, 99.99999% of keys are not magnetic. Also, what's the pull on this supposed magnetism? Is it only small objects that might attach to me, or would my entire skin/skeleton/organ system/etc. be ripped out if I walk by a car?


Yep. I think pretty much most of the keys I have are brass.
 
3 days ago  
Oh, can somebody explain the whole 5g and covid vaccine for me? If I get vaccinated, do I get free internet or something? That sounds like a bonus to me
 
3 days ago  
how does somebody file a complaint to the relevant medical board/committee?
 
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ShavedOrangutan: ox45tallboy: How in the hell are these people taken seriously enough to be offered the opportunity to spread this garbage in an American legislature?

50 years of underfunding basic STEM education?


It's hard to educate the willfully ignorant, especially while a number of wealthy propagandists and several TV channels are working hard to keep them that way.
 
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Mikey1969: I'm sure you've seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots and now they're magnetized. They can put a key on their forehead. It sticks.

And the downside is? I'd love to be able to stick shiat to my body when I need to. It would make working on the car soooo much easier. I must have gotten the defective vaccine. I'm pissed. 🤬🤬🤬🤬


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Mikey1969: Also: I just tested this for my wife. No magnetism.


In the name of science, see if anything else sticks to her.
Get back to us...
 
3 days ago  
I don't see the problem. You wouldn't believe how much scrap metal I pick up without doing anything.
 
3 days ago  

dennysgod: How in the hell hasn't her medical license been taken away.

I'd make a comment about her poor patients but something tells me that they just as crazy.


Do you really think she's seeing actual patients in between the grift-spasms? This is her full time job.

Has Rand Paul ever seen a patient?
 
3 days ago  
After I got my 5G vaccine, my laptop automatically downloaded a free copy of Microsoft Office.
 
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Brandi Morgan: After I got my 5G vaccine, my laptop automatically downloaded a free copy of Microsoft Office.


I'm sorry. Perhaps you can be restored and rebooted?
 
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dennysgod: How in the hell hasn't her medical license been taken away.

I'd make a comment about her poor patients but something tells me that they just as crazy.


Can confirm. My crazy Mom in Florida only trusts tenpenny as a doctor who speaks truth about covid and vaccines. I asked her "you agree with 1 doctor out of 100. Is that science or confirmation bias?" Then she told me "vaxxes were rushed through with no studies people could end up sterile." I asked "if there are no studies of side effects, how would you know if it caused sterility?" She got flustered and told me since I got my vax that I need to collect pine needles and make a tea out of them.
 
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