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6 days ago  
Tuesday? Tuesday!
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Camels probably don't have a clue what day it is.
 
6 days ago  
Man, Guatemala is making the news quite a lot today.  There is some guy that make pizzas in Guatemala using the heat from a volcano.
 
6 days ago  
I got my NAC today.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: I got my NAC today.


NAC?
 
6 days ago  
A "special" structure.
 
6 days ago  
Rebel scum!
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: I got my NAC today.

NAC?


It is the new super pill, currently OTC.  https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/​n​ac-benefits

It is supposed to reduce any bad effects from the jab, detoxify your liver, and give you a bigger dick.
 
6 days ago  
The NOW NAC also has Selenium and Molybdenum, which may be a little different to eat.  Molybdenum is usually a metal preservative.
 
6 days ago  
LIDAR!  It is like the Nectar of the Gods.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: I got my NAC today.

NAC?

It is the new super pill, currently OTC.  https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/n​ac-benefits

It is supposed to reduce any bad effects from the jab, detoxify your liver, and give you a bigger dick.


Hmm.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: LIDAR!  It is like the Nectar of the Gods.


It is really cool. I'd still like one for a drone.
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: LIDAR!  It is like the Nectar of the Gods.

It is really cool. I'd still like one for a drone.


They droned my house last week, to see how the roof is, maybe for solar power.
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: LIDAR!  It is like the Nectar of the Gods.

It is really cool. I'd still like one for a drone.


There might be ancient civilizations in your forest.
 
6 days ago  
The cameraman focuses on her ass.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: LIDAR!  It is like the Nectar of the Gods.

It is really cool. I'd still like one for a drone.

There might be ancient civilizations in your forest.


Perhaps!

It would cool to see the terrain in 3D...I know I can download DEM data from the USG and do it in silico.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: The cameraman focuses on her ass.


I saw that.
 
6 days ago  
I wonder if the rebel scum is still there.
 
6 days ago  
That is some pretty impressive engineering.
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: The cameraman focuses on her ass.

I saw that.


I don't know what they were trying to prove.  Usually it is us in this thread that make the women into sex objects.  Maybe they are trying to spur some action here so than can be justified in showing us show after show about whales and paper.
 
6 days ago  
I wonder if they'll focus on Arthur's ass.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: The cameraman focuses on her ass.

I saw that.

I don't know what they were trying to prove.  Usually it is us in this thread that make the women into sex objects.  Maybe they are trying to spur some action here so than can be justified in showing us show after show about whales and paper.


Or maybe putting the structure into a human scale to see how big they really are?
 
6 days ago  
Carved human bones.
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: The cameraman focuses on her ass.

I saw that.

I don't know what they were trying to prove.  Usually it is us in this thread that make the women into sex objects.  Maybe they are trying to spur some action here so than can be justified in showing us show after show about whales and paper.

Or maybe putting the structure into a human scale to see how big they really are?


Of course!  It was completely innocent.
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: Carved human bones.


Carved Human Bones, sold directly on eBay.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: Carved human bones.

Carved Human Bones, sold directly on eBay.


Human scrimshaw?
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: Carved human bones.

Carved Human Bones, sold directly on eBay.

Human scrimshaw?


himshaw and hershaw

grimshaw
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  
butterface
 
6 days ago  
The Human Scrimshaw Store

Coming soon, Grandpa Scrimshaw!

Grandpa isn't doing well, so get your preorders in now! Imagine YOUR DESIGN on Grandpa's skull! Or choose from many other!

Both Grandpa and his bones will be gone soon, so order ASAP!
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: The Human Scrimshaw Store

Coming soon, Grandpa Scrimshaw!

Grandpa isn't doing well, so get your preorders in now! Imagine YOUR DESIGN on Grandpa's skull! Or choose from many other!

Both Grandpa and his bones will be gone soon, so order ASAP!


Pick a patterm in your pre-order!

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6 days ago  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: The Human Scrimshaw Store

Coming soon, Grandpa Scrimshaw!

Grandpa isn't doing well, so get your preorders in now! Imagine YOUR DESIGN on Grandpa's skull! Or choose from many other!

Both Grandpa and his bones will be gone soon, so order ASAP!

Pick a patterm in your pre-order!

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Hell, yeah!
 
6 days ago  
My fridge just emailed me that two foods have expired.  Little does it know that I snuck them out weeks ago.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: My fridge just emailed me that two foods have expired.  Little does it know that I snuck them out weeks ago.


It knows what food you put in it?
 
6 days ago  
So, we're back to Jesus, are we?
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: My fridge just emailed me that two foods have expired.  Little does it know that I snuck them out weeks ago.

It knows what food you put in it?


You have to tell it.  So9mething smarter will probably take 20 years, with a deep learning image recognition option which allows you to by knowledge packs depending on the type of food you eat.  It might distinguish hummus from baba ganoush, and hamburgers from kebabs.  It will be able to read the expiration dates from packages, or just pick one based upon what it has classified the food item as.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: My fridge just emailed me that two foods have expired.  Little does it know that I snuck them out weeks ago.

It knows what food you put in it?

You have to tell it.  So9mething smarter will probably take 20 years, with a deep learning image recognition option which allows you to by knowledge packs depending on the type of food you eat.  It might distinguish hummus from baba ganoush, and hamburgers from kebabs.  It will be able to read the expiration dates from packages, or just pick one based upon what it has classified the food item as.


They should couple it with a food delivery service. The food containers have a chip on them that monitors various parameters, including expiration date. The fridge will learn your eating habits and cross-correlate it with world news/weather/etc. to predict when you'll need more of an item and it will order it so that you are never without what you want.
 
6 days ago  
Trust me, N-Acetyl Cysteine doesn't make your dick bigger. If it did, I'd be dragging around a 12-incher. It's one of the drugs I was "prescribed" by the holistic rehab I was in about 10 years ago for "detoxing" my liver.
 
6 days ago  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: My fridge just emailed me that two foods have expired.  Little does it know that I snuck them out weeks ago.

It knows what food you put in it?

You have to tell it.  So9mething smarter will probably take 20 years, with a deep learning image recognition option which allows you to by knowledge packs depending on the type of food you eat.  It might distinguish hummus from baba ganoush, and hamburgers from kebabs.  It will be able to read the expiration dates from packages, or just pick one based upon what it has classified the food item as.

They should couple it with a food delivery service. The food containers have a chip on them that monitors various parameters, including expiration date. The fridge will learn your eating habits and cross-correlate it with world news/weather/etc. to predict when you'll need more of an item and it will order it so that you are never without what you want.


Especially alcohol, for bad news.
 
6 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Trust me, N-Acetyl Cysteine doesn't make your dick bigger. If it did, I'd be dragging around a 12-incher. It's one of the drugs I was "prescribed" by the holistic rehab I was in about 10 years ago for "detoxing" my liver.


I said bigger not smaller.
 
6 days ago  
I did my civic duty today by spending a good chunk of my stimulus money at Amazon. I ordered a piano. Yamaha P71. 88 full-size graded hammer action keys with stand and sustain pedal. Now I need to play with garage band when it gets here.
 
6 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: Trust me, N-Acetyl Cysteine doesn't make your dick bigger. If it did, I'd be dragging around a 12-incher. It's one of the drugs I was "prescribed" by the holistic rehab I was in about 10 years ago for "detoxing" my liver.


They say if you are drunk, and you take two NACs that you'll be sober in 20 minutes.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: Trust me, N-Acetyl Cysteine doesn't make your dick bigger. If it did, I'd be dragging around a 12-incher. It's one of the drugs I was "prescribed" by the holistic rehab I was in about 10 years ago for "detoxing" my liver.

I said bigger not smaller.


Hahahahaha!
 
6 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I did my civic duty today by spending a good chunk of my stimulus money at Amazon. I ordered a piano. Yamaha P71. 88 full-size graded hammer action keys with stand and sustain pedal. Now I need to play with garage band when it gets here.


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88-keys!!!!!
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: Trust me, N-Acetyl Cysteine doesn't make your dick bigger. If it did, I'd be dragging around a 12-incher. It's one of the drugs I was "prescribed" by the holistic rehab I was in about 10 years ago for "detoxing" my liver.

They say if you are drunk, and you take two NACs that you'll be sober in 20 minutes.


Go ahead and do that before a business meeting at work. See how well it works and report back. You'll have time, being unemployed and all. LOL.
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: Trust me, N-Acetyl Cysteine doesn't make your dick bigger. If it did, I'd be dragging around a 12-incher. It's one of the drugs I was "prescribed" by the holistic rehab I was in about 10 years ago for "detoxing" my liver.

I said bigger not smaller.


Hahahaha!
 
6 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I did my civic duty today by spending a good chunk of my stimulus money at Amazon. I ordered a piano. Yamaha P71. 88 full-size graded hammer action keys with stand and sustain pedal. Now I need to play with garage band when it gets here.


Cool!
 
6 days ago  

IronTom: ecmoRandomNumbers: I did my civic duty today by spending a good chunk of my stimulus money at Amazon. I ordered a piano. Yamaha P71. 88 full-size graded hammer action keys with stand and sustain pedal. Now I need to play with garage band when it gets here.

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 850x436]88-keys!!!!!


That's the one. I needed something that played like a real piano. I can NOT play a "keyboard".
 
6 days ago  

ecmoRandomNumbers: I did my civic duty today by spending a good chunk of my stimulus money at Amazon. I ordered a piano. Yamaha P71. 88 full-size graded hammer action keys with stand and sustain pedal. Now I need to play with garage band when it gets here.


Maybe an electric violin, as well?

https://www.amazon.com/Vangoa-Metalli​c​-Electronic-Mahogany-Fittings/dp/B0734​KM35L/ref=sr_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=mid​i+violin&qid=1623205510&sr=8-7
 
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