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(Denver Channel)   Mother of 7-year-old wanted by police found dead arrested in Denver near las Vegas   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Colorado, Law enforcement, Samantha Moreno Rodriguez, Las Vegas metropolitan area, murder of her 7-year-old son, Police, 7-year-old Liam Husted, Law enforcement agency  
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2021-06-08 4:30:02 PM  
It took me several attempts to parse your title subby. Stick with copypasta."Mother wanted in murder of her 7-year-old son found dead near Las Vegas arrested in Denver"
 
2021-06-08 4:31:44 PM  
Why was the 7 year old wanted and why did they arrest his dead mother?
 
2021-06-08 4:33:30 PM  
That headline is making me hungry for a nice...

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2021-06-08 4:34:21 PM  
7-year-old mother near Denver wanted dead Las Vegas police arrested.
 
2021-06-08 4:37:14 PM  
Is Andy Garcia OK?
 
2021-06-08 4:37:54 PM  
This headline gave me brain scabies.
 
2021-06-08 4:39:46 PM  
There's a lot to parse in this headline, like why the need to mention Las Vegas if they were already arrested dead in Denver? Denver is pretty big, I don't think anyone considers it a suburb of Las Vegas.  And anything can be "near Las Vegas" relative to what you're describing.
 
2021-06-08 4:47:47 PM  
Mother of 7-year-old wanted by police found dead arrested in Denver near las Vegas


So, something like...?

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2021-06-08 4:53:11 PM  
*reads headline*

*reads it again*

*reads it a 3rd time*

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2021-06-08 4:57:56 PM  
Another way of saying "I'm leaning English".
 
2021-06-08 5:05:24 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Why was the 7 year old wanted and why did they arrest his dead mother?


I thought it was the police who were found dead.
 
2021-06-08 5:07:02 PM  
As far as dangling participles go, that was a master piece.

Subby found inspiration in a newspaper headline and then ran with it, like a true Farker.
 
2021-06-08 5:12:39 PM  
WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO

OPEN UP! IT'S THE DANGLING MODIFIER POLICE!

WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOO
 
2021-06-08 5:13:50 PM  
King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!
 
2021-06-08 5:19:43 PM  

HawgWild: WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO

OPEN UP! IT'S THE DANGLING MODIFIER POLICE!

WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOO


I got a dangling modifier for ya...
 
2021-06-08 5:21:23 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: HawgWild: WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO

OPEN UP! IT'S THE DANGLING MODIFIER POLICE!

WEEEWOOO WEEEWOOO WEEEWOO

I got a dangling modifier for ya...


Well that's just not appropriate ...
 
2021-06-08 5:30:24 PM  
Ha,   they just fixed it.
 
2021-06-08 5:31:20 PM  
That's one way to get me to read TFA, subby.
 
2021-06-08 5:32:02 PM  

theteacher: It took me several attempts to parse your title subby. Stick with copypasta."Mother wanted in murder of her 7-year-old son found dead near Las Vegas arrested in Denver"


Hell, even the original headline could use a comma or two
 
2021-06-08 5:32:18 PM  

theteacher: It took me several attempts to parse your title subby. Stick with copypasta."Mother wanted in murder of her 7-year-old son found dead near Las Vegas arrested in Denver"


Even their headline wasn't properly formed.
 
2021-06-08 5:32:22 PM  
Subby is having a stroke
 
2021-06-08 5:33:16 PM  
Well that's certainly a mangled participle.  Too bad it's not in the form of a poem.
 
2021-06-08 5:33:17 PM  

theteacher: It took me several attempts to parse your title subby. Stick with copypasta."Mother wanted in murder of her 7-year-old son found dead near Las Vegas arrested in Denver"


"Former Mother Arrested"
 
2021-06-08 5:33:18 PM  

OdradekRex: Another way of saying "I'm leaning English".


Well, I guess that's better than tuning Japanese.
 
2021-06-08 5:33:47 PM  
Where the hell is Denver again?
 
2021-06-08 5:34:21 PM  
principal caught sayof wanted for questioning.
 
2021-06-08 5:34:35 PM  

covfefe: Where the hell is Denver again?


Near Las Vegas. Duh!
 
2021-06-08 5:34:39 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: Why was the 7 year old wanted and why did they arrest his dead mother?


That was seriously my thought when I read this headline.
 
2021-06-08 5:35:01 PM  
Filling in, due to...WHAT?
Youtube sJgDYdA8dio
 
2021-06-08 5:35:06 PM  

lolmao500: Subby is having a stroke


how is subby formed ?
 
2021-06-08 5:35:16 PM  

Pinnacle Point: Is Andy Garcia OK?


Give it a name
 
2021-06-08 5:35:23 PM  
So many questions, like whether they buried the survivors in Denver or Vegas.
 
2021-06-08 5:35:29 PM  
How was the stroke, Subby?
 
2021-06-08 5:35:51 PM  
Mother of las Vegas wanted by 7-year-old police arrested in Denver found near dead
 
2021-06-08 5:35:59 PM  
Glad they caught the mother. I'm got curious why she allegedly murdered her son. Was the child disabled? Was she crazy?

/Real horrorshow.
 
2021-06-08 5:36:46 PM  

theteacher: It took me several attempts to parse your title subby. Stick with copypasta."Mother wanted in murder of her 7-year-old son found dead near Las Vegas arrested in Denver"


Yeah, it's like a farking Donald Trump word salad. I wish I was on subby's drugs. Hell, at this point, I almost wish I had suffered from subby's possible stroke. Getting sponge baths from a hot or even mildly attractive nurse is better than working all week to complete 'Honey, DO!' lists all weekend. :-)
 
2021-06-08 5:37:39 PM  
Pricipal . Caught sayof mom that has stoped 7-year-old. " See, told ya so" Is He dead or not. CNN Says yes. Denver Times Looking for Vegas -OR- "hello, I am write subby to salute and wait for answer again
 
2021-06-08 5:38:26 PM  
Police arrested 7-year-old las Vegas Mother wanted by Denver found near dead of in
 
2021-06-08 5:38:51 PM  
Mother suspected, in Las Vegas, infanticide apprehended in Denver?

/
But let's all be honest Cramming the kid's age is mandatory in order to make people feel more outraged! what farking udder bullshiat farkery!
 
2021-06-08 5:39:13 PM  

AirForceVet: Glad they caught the mother. I'm got curious why she allegedly murdered her son. Was the child disabled? Was she crazy?

/Real horrorshow.


Stop threadjacking.
 
2021-06-08 5:40:13 PM  
Nice one, subby. Whole lotta *whoosh* in here.
 
2021-06-08 5:40:29 PM  
This headline and article in one image:

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2021-06-08 5:40:41 PM  

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Yeah, maybe extend that pause between the two statements a little.
 
2021-06-08 5:41:38 PM  
English, motherfarkers.
 
2021-06-08 5:42:30 PM  
This is headline of the year material right here
 
2021-06-08 5:44:13 PM  
> Rodriguez is being booked into a Denver-area jail for one county of open murder pending extradition to Las Vegas

fark it, if it passes spell check, SEND IT!
 
2021-06-08 5:44:55 PM  
OK to be fair the actual article headline isn't much better.  Guessing subby was satirizing.
 
2021-06-08 5:44:59 PM  
As a former copy editor, that headline is trash and it made my frontal lobes ache.

Suspect in son's murder arrested in Denver

See? Simple. Can't understand why Vegas is even part of the headline.
 
2021-06-08 5:45:33 PM  
That headline made me think somebody's keyboard threw up...
 
2021-06-08 5:47:01 PM  

RI_Red: As a former copy editor, that headline is trash and it made my frontal lobes ache.

Suspect in son's murder arrested in Denver

See? Simple. Can't understand why Vegas is even part of the headline.


Mother suspected, in Las Vegas, infanticide apprehended in Denver?

I think mine's better.
But I'm open to knowing why mine isn't better
 
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