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(Fox News)   Recommended carry on luggage: Backpacks, purses, small travelbags. Not recommended carry on luggage: Pool noodles   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Luggage, Suitcase, pool noodle, Airline, Sydney Fowls, Texas, Southwest Airlines, Dallas  
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1612 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Jun 2021 at 4:53 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Its probably cheaper to buy at your destination than pay the luggage fee.
 
6 days ago  

AlgaeRancher: Its probably cheaper to buy at your destination than pay the luggage fee.


True, but where's the absurdity in that?

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6 days ago  
Jesus Christ, does subby know the difference between "carry on" and "checked" luggage?
They never tried to carry it on. It was checked. It says it numerous times.
 
6 days ago  
Pffft... everyone knows pool rotini takes up less space.
 
6 days ago  
This is why kids shouldnt be allowed on airplanes.

They should have to drive everywhere. Drunk.
 
6 days ago  
Not the dumbest thing this lady ever did.

She's majoring in education.
 
6 days ago  
She was right. she got it checked without extra fee, and it is after all a -1 kilogram pool noodles. also airlines are heartless dicks. Either nationalize them are persuade them not to be such dicks (maybe we could have ..urrr.. regulation?
 
6 days ago  

Walker: Jesus Christ, does subby know the difference between "carry on" and "checked" luggage?
They never tried to carry it on. It was checked. It says it numerous times.


And you can check pretty much farking anything as long as it's neither potentially explosive nor actively illegal.
 
6 days ago  

Walker: Jesus Christ, does subby know the difference between "carry on" and "checked" luggage?
They never tried to carry it on. It was checked. It says it numerous times.


The point was she thought that Southwest wouldn't let her check it and would make her carry it on, but they didn't. It was a joke and a bet.
 
6 days ago  
That's one way to enforce social distancing.
"Looking Crazy" is very effective...
 
6 days ago  

hegelsghost: She was right. she got it checked without extra fee, and it is after all a -1 kilogram pool noodles. also airlines are heartless dicks. Either nationalize them are persuade them not to be such dicks (maybe we could have ..urrr.. regulation?


How was this one airline a heartless dick? They gave her a decorated pool noodle and had a big reception for her.
Sounds like they got into it and had some fun with it.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
Another broke student on a FL vacay.  They should fail her for lacking even basic comprehension .
 
6 days ago  
Was it the bike person pool noodle asshole?

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/dnrtfa
 
6 days ago  
Why in the world not?
 
6 days ago  

AlgaeRancher: Its probably cheaper to buy at your destination than pay the luggage fee.


Do you know how I know you've never flown on Southwest Airlines?
 
6 days ago  
Well it is kind of an emergency flotation device if everything else goes sideways.
But I also never go anywhere without a small folded towel
/galaxy hitchhikers unite
 
6 days ago  
Meh, this isn't even close to being the most outrageous item checked as luggage in recent memory.

Australian plane passenger checks in can of beer.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-austra​l​ia-40577923
 
6 days ago  

berylman: Well it is kind of an emergency flotation device if everything else goes sideways.
But I also never go anywhere without a small folded towel
/galaxy hitchhikers unite


Bah!  You people and your towels!
 
6 days ago  
"2 bags fly free (My noodle was considered my second bag)."

This is verbatim the opening dialogue of an adult film.  It *HAS* to be.
 
6 days ago  
Purses should be banned.
They can be deadly.
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6 days ago  

Walker: Jesus Christ, does subby know the difference between "carry on" and "checked" luggage?
They never tried to carry it on. It was checked. It says it numerous times.


Some of us would have never known because of the F word.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
They made her check the emotional support noodle? Those monsters.
 
6 days ago  
I love the internet, but I am really getting tired of all the attention whoring people do on social media. They just have to try so hard.

I know, you're going to tell me to let them have their fun. Sure, have fun. But, are you having fun to have fun or to boost you social media presence?
 
6 days ago  
 
6 days ago  

Gruntbuggly: berylman: Well it is kind of an emergency flotation device if everything else goes sideways.
But I also never go anywhere without a small folded towel
/galaxy hitchhikers unite

Bah!  You people and your towels!


I know, right?
 
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